Growing Petition Requests Apple Recall MacBook Pro With 'Defective Keyboard' (fortune.com) 132
Apple might have some explaining to do if a recent petition against its MacBook Pro continues to gain steam. From a report: A petition surfaced this week on Change.org that calls on Apple to recall MacBook Pro units released since late 2016 over what the petition author Matthew Taylor calls a "defective keyboard." The petition seeks 7,500 signatures and as of this writing, it's closing in on 6,200. Judging by the sheer number of signatures coming in each minute, it shouldn't take long for it to hit the goal.
"Apple, it's time: recall every MacBook Pro released since late 2016, and replace the keyboards on all of them with new, redesigned keyboards that just work," the petition reads. It goes on to say that "every one of Apple's current-gen MacBook Pro models, 13-inch and 15-inch, is sold with a keyboard that can become defective at any moment due to a design failure."
"Apple, it's time: recall every MacBook Pro released since late 2016, and replace the keyboards on all of them with new, redesigned keyboards that just work," the petition reads. It goes on to say that "every one of Apple's current-gen MacBook Pro models, 13-inch and 15-inch, is sold with a keyboard that can become defective at any moment due to a design failure."
I read that as (Score:2)
"Defacative Keyboard" and it seems to mean the same thing.
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Uh, you just quoted somebody saying it.
6,000 closing in on 5,000 ? (Score:2)
it's closing in on 6,000. Judging by the sheer number of signatures coming in each minute, it shouldn't take long for it to hit the 5,000-signature milestone.
WTF, people, are the signatures going in reverse?
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Re:6,000 closing in on 5,000 ? (Score:5, Funny)
WTF, people, are the signatures going in reverse?
No, he meant to write 7,000 but he was using an Apple keyboard.
Re:6,000 closing in on 5,000 ? (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't it have come out as 7Â(TM)000?
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I guess they should have.... (Score:1)
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Stolen that Keyboard Design from Xerox as well :-D
I'm sure you'd want a Laptop with the Lisa's Keyboard!
http://www.mac-history.net/app... [mac-history.net]
Now close to 6000 sig's, closing in on 5000 sigs? (Score:2)
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closing in on 6,000, shouldn't take long to hit 5k (Score:1)
Someone doesn't understand how maths works...
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Don't ask me, I even failed civics. Both of them!
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You dandy yanky-doodles might want to get out of your bubble occasionally.
'maths' is correct in various Englishes other than en_US.
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But this is what users want (Score:2)
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"There will be a single USB-C port, and no internal keyboard. You will be able to use the MacBook Pro for several hours before you need to unplug the keyboard and let it charge awhile."
This is just the first step (Score:2, Funny)
the next step is eliminating the keyboard altogether. Courageous.
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Sorry, I've misplaced my link to the video showing the demo of the ipod-wheel macbook.
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The iPod Wheel Macbook was a video The Onion put out. I stumbled upon it again recently while trawling through Onion junk on Youtube.
Macbook Wheel? (Score:2)
https://workday.zoom.us/record... [workday.zoom.us]
Apple's Response (Score:1)
Apple vs Microsoft/Google (Score:5, Insightful)
When comparing Apple to PC/Microsoft/Windows, and comparing Apple to Google/Android, Apple has always been seen as the higher "quality" product for one very important reason: Apple makes everything and only has higher-end products. In the PC/Android world, there are high-end devices, mid-tier, low-end, extreme-budget devices. Regardless of the outstanding quality of top-tier PC/Android devices out there, their ecosystems as a whole contain the stigma created from their bottom-tier devices. This is why Apple has always seem as "superior" in the multiemedia creation department, despite PCs having absolutely amazing high quality top-tier hardware. I still remember the first time I repaired a Mac computer as a kid, and shocked to see that it used SCSI HDDs instead of IDE. Contrast this to the Microsoft world where the absolute top reason a Windows box will crash will either be faulty hardware or faulty drivers from the hardware manufacturer (both out of MS control, but only reflects upon them and not the hardware vendors)
Since the passing of Steve Jobs, this push to be the best of the best in the hardware world has absolutely faltered. They don't give two fucks about quality anymore, and slowly but surely this is becoming more and more evident every single day. The higher price for assured reliability when purchasing Apple products is no longer there, sadly.
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You should have seen 'em in the 80's! The first PowerMac 8100/80 in '93 (IIRC) was built like a tank and I never heard of a problem with one (nor will I feed any trolls who did.)
The problems really started with Jobs' return. Those first iMacs sold like mad and helped save the company, but they weren't the machines Apple used to make. One rumor at the time was that Jobs decided to save money by slashing QA and expecting a few more warranty returns. The round mouse was Jobs too, and if any working device coul
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On the plus side, the hockey puck was so bad that Apple almost single-handedly created the market for USB mice....
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Well, I had a "Windtunnel" G4, and when it was eight or so years old, it was having heat problems, and the heat sink needed to be re-spackled. Thanks to that flip-down door design, it took me 15 minutes to redo the heat sink for both CPUs, without even having to remove the computer from the floor. I don't know if iFixit was around then, but it they might have been tempted to give it a 11/10 for repair-ability. That's how you design a case.
And here we are now, where it seems like Apple would happily jump at
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Um, have you even looked inside a Macbook? CPU and chipset by Intel, memory by Samsung, SSD by Toshiba, networking by Broadcomm, display by LG, etc. Apple doesn't even make the Macbooks - Quanta does [wikipedia.org]. And Quanta also makes laptops for nearly every other brand. Ther
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Remember GOOMF?
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Do you have the link for nuking all of the advertising and spying out of the Start Menu and OS in general?
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I do: https://www.oo-software.com/en... [oo-software.com]
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They will just laugh and tell you to buy the "new new" macbook "pro" at the next WWDC with still no 32GB RAM.
This post typed on a 32GB RAM Windows 10 laptop with USB-A ports, ethernet port and fixable keyboard.
...and two whole hours of battery life!
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2 hours if he is watching a youtube video. ... or is looking out of the window of the train he is riding.
30 minutes if he is using an Office Application
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Windows laptops are competitive on battery life. Some, like the LG Gram, even out perform Macs, and the battery is easy to replace too.
Why??? (Score:2)
So I've heard... (Score:2)
Background: I've supported the Macs and PCs at my workplace for over 10 years. I prefer the older chiclet design, but mostly because that's what I'm used to.
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What are these people doing with their Macbooks? For some reason people put up with crappy keyboards if they're using them rarely.
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I'll even go so far as to say this: My work gave me a 13" MacBook Pro from 2017, with the Touchstrip, and I really like the keyboard. I made a lot of typos at first because of the extremely low-profile design, but now I can type fast as hell on it. I've never had any keys mysteriously stop working or anything of the kind. And I've never heard any complaints from my coworkers about that, either. If they don't like it, it's just because they don't like how it feels.
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I'll even go so far as to say this: My work gave me a 13" MacBook Pro from 2017, with the Touchstrip, and I really like the keyboard. I made a lot of typos at first because of the extremely low-profile design, but now I can type fast as hell on it. I've never had any keys mysteriously stop working or anything of the kind. And I've never heard any complaints from my coworkers about that, either. If they don't like it, it's just because they don't like how it feels.
Thats like all the people like fluffernutter, above, who don't know how to treat a cable, and then complain "I've gone through |x| number of these power cords in |y| months!" When I have NEVER had a failure of either an Apple power adapter nor its cable.
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I’ve had the return key go dull. Blasting canned air along its edges brought it back.
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Oh and not chomping nuts whilst typing. That also helped. One gets the sence that the keyboard designers never ate at their desk with their fingers covered in macadamia dust.
Obligitary: (Score:2)
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aoeYoua(TM)re using one of those defective Apple keyboards, arena(TM)t you?
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I just wish they would release iOS developers from having to buy into the Apple Mac club. It's not like developers type a lot or anything.
Go get another career, already! That's ALL you bitch about.
Jumped the Shark (Score:5, Insightful)
In all seriousness, I've been buying their laptops for over a decade, and I have to tell you that they are now, suddenly, crap. If you've never tried typing on a new Macbook Pro keyboard (the ones in question) I encourage to try one out at an Apple store. It is *literally* like typing on a package of chicklets. They do this big sell job on you about how revolutionary the keys are now, but they don't move at all (well, not much anyway). If you think that the feeling of touch typing on your smartphone's screen is revolutionary, then you'll probably love them. If you still prefer buckling springs on your desktop keyboard then this is about as far away as you could possibly get from that.
I just had a go on a new Thinkpad and Lenovo seems to be going in the other direction - trying to get more travel in their keys. I don't know what Apple is smoking but they're about to throw away a very nice business. It used to be that the best Windows laptop you could buy was an Apple, now there is no way that would be true.
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You must also never use function keys, or the escape key.
Okay, maybe if you only use software "beautifully designed" by Apple fanboys then this is probably the case. But if you're using cross-platform software with a broader audience, of which Apple is a minority, then its a very annoying issue.
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Gosh. How can there be people so blindly delusional. It is not every once in a while. It takes me 3 to 6 tries to enter a long-ish password (just 19 chars on that). And no, I am not mistyping as it is random.
And on other occasion, I have seem the keyboard sending my key presses out of order.
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It probably wouldn't have need a big deal to replace that keyboard. The new Macs's keyboards on the other hand are riveted to the frame, and you're looking at over $300 after parts and labor.
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I tried the keyboard more than once and maybe apart from the noise I liked them and could certainly get used to them just as I got used to the chiclet keyboards. But I can't get used to a keyboard that stops working every two months or so.
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Well at least the consumer Yoga Thinkpad keyboards are utter crap, they sag like mad in the middle, it's like bathing your fingers in dough.
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I got one of these new MacBook Pro laptops at work. Meanwhile, I still have an older model as my personal laptop at home. Lets just say that I have no present desire to upgrade my personal laptop.
That being said, I've always treated laptops as secondary machines, so I spend the majority of my day using a Das Keyboard on a desk.
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I use a MBP at work and it staggers me that something that costs over two thousand pounds has such a shit keyboard. My aging ASUS laptop I have at home admittedly doesn't have a very good keyboard (for that I'd use the other half's ancient Dell Latitude) but it's like a breath of fresh air and a joy to use in comparison. Plus it has a hardware ESC key...
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In all seriousness, I've been buying their laptops for over a decade, and I have to tell you that they are now, suddenly, crap. If you've never tried typing on a new Macbook Pro keyboard (the ones in question) I encourage to try one out at an Apple store. It is *literally* like typing on a package of chicklets. They do this big sell job on you about how revolutionary the keys are now, but they don't move at all (well, not much anyway). If you think that the feeling of touch typing on your smartphone's screen is revolutionary, then you'll probably love them. If you still prefer buckling springs on your desktop keyboard then this is about as far away as you could possibly get from that.
I just had a go on a new Thinkpad and Lenovo seems to be going in the other direction - trying to get more travel in their keys. I don't know what Apple is smoking but they're about to throw away a very nice business. It used to be that the best Windows laptop you could buy was an Apple, now there is no way that would be true.
You realize, of course, that the farther the key-travel, the more TIME and EFFORT is required to type on it.
Now of course it isn't like hauling a stone up a hill; but it all adds up. That's why the people who take a week or so and get used to the new keyboard design almost universally say "I can type much faster and more accurately on this keyboard..."
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It depends on your fingers. No matter how long I use any laptop, I can never type as fast on them as I can on a "real" keyboard. It's also the same reason I have a keyboard with Cherry brown switches, because I type slower on keyboards with red switches, despite them having the same amount of travel. I went through quite a few keyboards before I settled on one I like.
That's why having choices is important. You personally may type faster on a laptop, even "most" people (according to gossip) may type fast
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I've heard some people say the keyboards are great and they love them. Hey, to each their own, and there's nothing wrong with being different.
What bugs me about Apple (and always has for 30+ years) is that they only offer one option -- take it or leave it. That's tough when a company has such an aggressive vertical monopoly. I had to take a serious double-take when they started bundling laptop chicklet keyboards with their high-end desktop machines, because it's obvious that a professional workstation ha
Re: Jumped the Shark (Score:2)
This is a fair, but subjective opinion. There are lots of people that love the feel of the keyboard; that say that going back to the old one is difficult. You dont have to love the new one, but honestly, this isn't the actual issue. The fact that a speck of dust renders it inoperable and replacing it involves replacing the entire top case is the issue.
There will always be a tension in the appreciation of the aesthetics of Apple hardware, including how the keyboards feel, but it's an objective truth that the
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Keyboards are one of the most common points of failure, since they get all the dust and liquid in them. Accidents happen.
Having to replace the whole top half of the body is madness. Much rather get a Lenovo where I can just order a replacement and fit it myself in a few minutes (handy if you want to change layout too).
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Repeat after me (Score:2)
Why would they? (Score:2)
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They'll literally buy *anything* with an Apple logo on it.
You are an idiot.
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I think you're confused. I don't spend thousand of dollars on crappy hardware.
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Apple consumers are some of the biggest suckers out there. They'll literally buy *anything* with an Apple logo on it.
Which part of: you are an idiot did you not grasp yet? Do I really need to explain it?
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They'll somehow manage to get by without your $$$... You're still a fucking idiot.. and a parrot... and a dimwit... etc...
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I found one of the suckers still in the denial stage.
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MacBook Pros and keyboards (Score:1)
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Well, Apple DOES make quality products, but this keyboard is not one of them.