Apple's Brain Drain Hinders Efforts To Pick Its Next Jony Ive (bloomberg.com) 67
Turnover at Apple has hindered efforts to replace the head of product design, leaving a gaping hole at the helm of a prominent team that's been key to the iPhone maker's prolonged success. From a report: Legendary design leader Jony Ive departed Apple in 2019, and his replacement for hardware design lasted just about three years. Now the department -- still in Ive's shadow -- needs a new leader at a time when there are few obvious choices. And the fate of Apple's hardware devices, which accounted for more than three-quarters of its nearly $400 billion in revenue last year, hangs in the balance. Evans Hankey, who has held the job since Ive left, informed Apple last month that she will be departing. Though Hankey had been at the company for about 20 years, her relatively brief tenure at the top of the industrial design team made it hard to establish a distinct vision for new products. Apple also lacks a clear succession plan for the job, a significant problem for a company that sells premium-priced products largely based on their look.
Drama queens much? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seems to me there's lots of businesses with lots of talented designers. Or are we really still stuck on this idea that Apple products are something revolutionary?
Re:Drama queens much? (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe the trick is really talented marketers, not necessarily talented designers, who convince you a plastic bar of soap with electronics inside is "truly innovative!"
A good enough marketing campaign could sell iBoogers, and get the Kardashians to say, "Wow! It's like a futuristic lava lamp!"
Bullshit often wins. That reminds me, don't forget to vote.
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Apple needs to sell both mediocrity and user hostile changes in the next few years.
The last few iPhones have been pretty much static. Better CPU, but basically the same as last year, a slight incremental improvement. Nothing to really wow you with.
The EU is forcing them to ditch lightning too, so they are either going to have to switch to USB C or remove the charging port entirely. My money is on the latter.
So they need a highly skilled salesman.
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I used my iPhone 6s from brand new until jut this month with the iPhone 14 Pro replacing it. It's something to be said that I haven't felt there has been any feature that has made me think, "Wow, that would be awesome." Getting the new phone I'm still like, "hmm, it is more responsive, better pictures and better audio quality, but there isn't anything NEW I'm doing with it."
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Apple turn over (Score:5, Funny)
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Looks like a bar of soap (Score:1)
There are only so many variations on semi-translucent white blobs of plastic. It's getting old, and heavily cloned.
Brushed metal is cool, experiment more around that.
The Interview: (Score:2)
A.No
Q.Do you believe in over simplifying hardware so it 'looks nice' to the point that it grossly inconveniences users?
A. No.
It's so hard to figure Nd the right people.
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Q. Have you removed the on/off button from a portable device whose battery life is one of its most important characteristics?
A.No
Describe three things wrong (Score:2)
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The next sound one hears is open-source developers throwing stones at a glass house.
Pro hardware needs to have slots / user disks (Score:3)
Pro hardware needs to have slots / user changeable storage disks
Re: Pro hardware needs to have slots / user disks (Score:1)
I don't think anybody ever said apple makes pro hardware. In fact it's pretty bad hardware, they're pretty notorious for buying the cheapest components from the worst manufacturers, like hynix memory. If you buy into the apple ecosystem you're basically just buying a fashion statement / status symbol. Same reason people buy beats headphones (though I'll admit, beats happens to be the only maker of ear buds that actually don't fall out of my small ears, but it's just one particular model; earbuds in general
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MANY people say it although you are right, it is not true. To Apple, "Pro" is a term used to appeal to the egos of its customers, not to describe the equipment.
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For Apple, "Pro" now seems to mean
- Expansion? Buy a thunderbolt dock.
- RAM upgrade? Fuck you!
Out of ideas (Score:5, Insightful)
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So long as people are dumb enough, Apple will keep selling.
That is not a market segment that is likely to be viable, if as everyone seems to expect the global economy goes into even a mild slowdown.
There are still new people to come onboard the Apple bandwagon.
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The problem is, we have arrived at the "good enough" point a long time ago. There isn't really anything you could add to that phone that people would really want. And since everything that could possibly be removed also has been removed already, what's left to change?
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...what's left to change?
Make it 5mm thicker and double the battery life?
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But then it's not thin enough anymore that you have to put it into a protective cover of 5mm thickness so it doesn't break!
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I'd personally like something along the lines of the "webtop" thing the Atrix tried years ago, and Samsung DeX kind of does where you can plug your phone into a dock and get a full desktop experience. The Atrix was closer to a real desktop experience with what I believe was a full-on Ubuntu distro while the DeX is a more limited Android-esque experience, but they both are a taste of what I'd love more generally. I've not been a fan of Samsung's phone design for awhile so I'd prefer to avoid them even if it
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I hope you're still in your teen years. What you're asking for will require Star Trek-level physics.
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Uh... StarLink and competitors are already out there. No tech or physics needs to change, just need more birds in orbit.
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Uh.... compare the size of a Starlink antenna to your phone.
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Compare it to this perhaps? https://spacewatch.global/2018... [spacewatch.global]
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I don't think anyone would be happy with the bandwidth they get through a phone-sized satellite antenna. Those codecs run at about 1000 bits per second.
This is not something that can be fixed, it's a consequence of the underlying Shannon channel-capacityh math.
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Frankly, the ones they have now will do anything a reasonable person would expect a phone camera to do.
Obviously not, as they have improved dramatically over the years. When the Pentium II came out it could do anything a reasonable person expected a high end processor to do. Then the P3 came out and blew the doors off P2s. (ok, maybe not the best example, but you get what I'm getting at.)
That being said, I would tend to agree that the phone industry is running low on ideas. They are fresh out of plugs/sockets to remove, now that you can barely buy a phone with a headphone jack, SIM slot, or flash slot. Th
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If they really wanted to do something useful they could just stop developing new crap that no one asked for
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The phone industry is out of ideas.
The smartphone reached its final form, more or less, back in the mid 2010's. We know what a smartphone is. We know what a smartphone does. We know what a smartphone looks like.
Everything from here on out is just incremental improvements in cameras and batteries. It's going to be harder and harder to demand premium prices for barely improved stuff that does that same thing it's done for years.
Re: Out of ideas (Score:2)
The AI coprocessor or whatever they want to call them on the new chips are pretty interesting. They're seeing a lot of use for image and voice processing. I'm sure there's still a lot of novel uses to come but largely agree with your point.
Can't you come out to play? (Score:2)
missing the problem entirely (Score:3)
The problem with hardware design at Apple is not the lack of capable individuals who would like to join and participate in the teams.
The problem is that, after dozens of product variations in core categories, there really is little design innovation that can occur that will actually be favorable to customers.
I mean do you really want another / different iPhone / iPad / MacBook design or have these devices really reached an optimal design and the only meaningful change is now in terms of dimensions? If so, designers would not get to create anything iconic unless they work on new products and those are very rare at Apple.
OK, OK, you talked me into it (Score:5, Funny)
I'll do it.
First thing we do is get rid of all the extra keys on the keyboard that nobody uses. Fuck the 'J' key in paticular. The Romans were fine with using 'I' for both 'I' and 'J', and that's good enough for us. This strategy will take courage to execute, but it will lower warranty costs, simplify the bill of materials, and improve other key performance metrics such as user documentation and training requirements.
Then, we will put the headphone jack back on the iPhone. We will use a 3-pin XLR connector this time, however. This courageous innovation will lend our products an industrial look and feel, helping us recapture some of the professional media-production customers that we've lost over the past few years. Also Tim Apple accidentally bought a bunch of XLR jacks on eBay last week and by a bunch I mean 300,000,000.
After that, we will remove the cubicles from the toroidal-shaped headquarters building designed by my predecessor, completing our transition to the open-plan Panofficecon(tm) layout. This change is prompted by the realization that orthogonal cubicle partitions waste a lot of space in corners near the curved outer walls. Incidentally, we owe the Gehry consultants $85 million for pointing that out. They have agreed to release the lien on our building as soon as somebody cuts them a check. But again, Jonny Ive is the one who hired them, so that would be a Jonny problem, not a Me problem.
Finally, my department will move forward on my predecessor's previously-shelved plans to replace lithium-ion batteries across our product line with Pu-239 energy cells originally designed in the Soviet Union to run various devices ranging from pacemakers to forklifts. This will save approximately 0.1 mm in average device thickness while improving battery life by 250,000% as a minor ancillary benefit. Our employees^Wcolleagues at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission have promised a streamlined approval process.
And all it took was courage.... courage that my predecessors were sadly lacking.
Haha one rotten one (Score:2)
Re:OK, OK, you talked me into it (Score:4, Funny)
First thing we do is get rid of all the extra keys on the keyboard that nobody uses. Fuck the 'J' key in paticular. The Romans were fine with using 'I' for both 'I' and 'J', and that's good enough for us.
You should eliminate that useless 'u' while you're at it. The Romans didn't need it.
This strategy will take covrage to execvte, bvt it will lower warranty costs, simplify the bill of materials, and improve other key performance metrics svch as vser docvmentation and training reqvirements.
Then, we will pvt the headphone iack back on the iPhone
Yov mispelled 'iack'. I fixed it for yov, as well as yovr other oversight.
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We're talking Russians here. "Don't tell me I can't use 239, Comrade. Hold my borscht and watch THIS."
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Is there no one in the world (Score:2)
That's about $4 Billion a year btw.
Apple's just not thinking out of the box, evidently.
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Re:Is there no one in the world (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm sure working at a high level at Apple is incredibly stressful in many ways. I'm sure she's been very well compensated and after 20 years, why not quit the rat race?
Just based on some bad web reporting, she doesn't sound like the kind of personality that wants to brawl for corporate leadership.
Bring back Tog! (Score:1)
Nearly irrelevant today (Score:2)
Not Everything He Did Was Good (Score:2)
There are only so many brains (Score:2)
All the Apple's fine brains went working for Microsoft and now they can finally move ahead with their long repressed project of putting ads in sign-out menus [slashdot.org]. Take that, Apple!
Its an aluminum rectangle FFS (Score:2)
Yeah not surprised... (Score:5, Interesting)
So who was surprised by this? Apple is in the Ballmer years where innovation and design don't matter. Cook is a number cruncher and has zero vision ability. Not saying it is a bad thing. It is a bad thing when you are CEO of the company. Cook needs to take a hands off attitude and begin to take a risk. Steve Jobs was quite ruthless in that if the design cannibalized the existing products and is a better design so be it. Cook is not able to do that and that is why Apple is not getting anywhere anymore.
Allow me to pile on (Score:2)
Was it the look or the brand? (Score:2)
Apple wants to tout the "look" as a key reason for the success of the iPhone. iPhones have seen fairly rapid changes in external design, and most changes have been heralded as genius. However, how much of the revenue success has been due to other factors, such as the Apple brand and lock-in (e.g., iMessages incompatability)? Since Ive left, how much has the iPhone revenue dropped? Hint, revenue has continued to increase (with a blip for the pandemic).
Based largely on their look?? (Score:1)
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Well, you don't buy it because "it just works" anymore. I actually like the design of the newer generation of iMacs, but almost everything they make now is just a replacement for something broken or lost. I'm not sure what they could offer to get any more of my money at this point beyond that. Breakage and warranty rejection really make it a losing proposition now. I have even kept my iPad Pro (which is my primary computer) three extra years despite its giant crack running diagonally across my screen be
Hold on (Score:2)
We 'went there' pretty quick . . .
Anyhoo, Tesla sucks. Wait, what? There, that's it.
The Model S: something people didn't know they wanted or needed. Some selective perqs like 'free' charging and ten grand on the US taxpayer and it was a hit.
What did the iPhone do? Screens. Screens were absolute CRAP and it immediately set the bar from 'you can use it as a touch screen' to "it works when you touch it". Everyone followed and the awfulness that was touch screens went away.
The smart watch STILL hasn't pop
Alright, I'll do it (Score:2)
I'll even add a 'y' to my first name so that everyone can call me Jony.
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Need a new direction (Score:2)
This will never happen, but Apple could change the electronics industry, not just phones and computers, by committing to users' being able to upgrade their devices or replace batteries. Imagine being able to buy a wireless device with a special industry symbol on it knowing that it had been certified repairable. I would assume that most Slashdot readers can use a soldering iron and replace a rechargeable battery, but wouldn't it be awesome if you could just order a battery meeting the specs in the manual wh
Face it ... (Score:1)
Corporations -- and the people they hire, retain, and promote -- do not lend themselves to creative thinking. Their hiring practices -- which are designed with the intent of weeding out "under performers" -- remove ALL outliers, on BOTH sides of the bell curve. The "techie bro" of today is the same as t