Apple Introduces New Polishing Cloth For All Devices, Sold Separately for $19 (9to5mac.com) 105
Alongside the new MacBook Pros, Apple has added a new first party polishing cloth to the Apple Store. The new polishing cloth is a soft white with an embossed Apple logo. From a report: Apple does not specify what material it is made out of. It's priced at $19.00 and Apple says it's compatible with every single device they make.
embossed Apple logo (Score:5, Funny)
You had me at "embossed Apple logo", where do I buy?
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How much for apple care protection?
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good idea since it is made from fibers of a special type of cat fur and recycled leaf litter. You know itâ(TM)s true since Apple fired the person who leaked this secret.
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Plus it can double as a mirror where you can discretely check if your human disguise hides your reptilian face still well enough.
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You get better contrast out of those shiny screens, while matte screens always have a bit of scattering.
Apple offers a $1000 "nano-texture glass" upgrade on their $5000 Pro Display XDR that addresses the scattering issue. The same upgrade is $500 on some of the iMacs, though I can't remember which.
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Why not use just matte screens? Does anyone actually prefer these shiny screens?
Interestingly, you've got it backwards. Apple does think matte is better, and has historically offered matte as an upgrade on their pro lines. In fact, this is one of the only cloths rated as safe to use with the $1000 "nano-texture glass" upgrade on the $5000 Pro Display XDR [apple.com]. The Pro Display XDR has a matte finish to begin with, but the upgrade makes it even matte-ier, or something, I guess? Most of the reviews seem to indicate it's worth it if you're in that professional space, so I won't harp on it too much.
Anyway, Apple's documentation indicated that the nano-texture glass could be damaged if you used the wrong cloth on it, so that was a PR black eye for them when the $1000 upgrade came out a few years ago. Having more cloths that are safe to use is a good thing, even as it's silly that it's necessary in the first place.
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Why not use just matte screens? Does anyone actually prefer these shiny screens?
Interestingly, you've got it backwards. Apple does think matte is better, and has historically offered matte as an upgrade on their pro lines.
None of their smartphones, tablets, laptops or all-in-ones offer such a thing, that includes all of them with the 'Pro' moniker.
In fact, this is one of the only cloths rated as safe to use with the $1000 "nano-texture glass" upgrade on the $5000 Pro Display XDR [apple.com].
And I'm pretty sure (though I could be wrong) that is the only product they offer a matte screen on, long ago they switched away from matte to shiny screens exclusively for their laptops and all-in-one desktops.
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...hence why I said “historically”. It was an upgrade they offered for a number of years on their high-end laptops after they introduced glossy screens. I never suggested it was widely available today, just that Apple does seem to recognize that matte is superior. Also, the Pro Display XDR is not the only product to feature nano-texture glass as an upgrade today. The 27” iMac offers it as well, though it costs $300 instead of $1000.
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More like they care more about profit than quality. All of their screens used to be matte, but as the industry switched to glossy, they eventually stopped holding out with the “matte is better” line, likely because they realized that most people prefer the oversaturated look of the cheaper, glossy screens. I’m not a fan of it either, but the switch benefits their bottom line, and they’re giving people what they were asking for, even though that request was in bad taste. Doesn’t
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I was going to frame mine and hang it on the wall.
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Keep drinking the Apple tea (Score:3)
and go and buy your 19$ cloth. Your not cool until you do.
Re:Keep drinking the Apple tea (Score:4, Funny)
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Could it be that the reporting on cause of death is polluted by the knowledge that the person is vaccinated ?
Every un-vaccinated person is labelled as "Died of COVID", while the vaccinated are "complications associated with COVID", thus the actual cause of death on the certificate is different, so the numbers are scewed.
'Bout the same as branded guitar cloths (Score:2)
I've gotten branded guitar polishing cloths in this price range for a very long time. Granted, generic microfiber, like almost all of them are, is cheaper, but sometimes you just wanna grab a cloth at the store and not wait for shipping.
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There isn't an auto parts shop near you? A Walmart? Target? A Dollar Store?
You can pick up three 12x10 microfiber cloths at Pep Boys for about $5.
How much of a hurry could you possibly be in to buy a branded cloth rather than stop at another store on your way home? Are you eating them?
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Dollar tree across the street from my work sells a 5 pack for 99 cents
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With an "embossed Apple logo"? Better report them to Apple then.
I still use steel wool (Score:4, Funny)
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You should upgrade to a flap disk. Removes the entire device!
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Bonus points for also removing that damn gloss finish on the screens.
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An as usual with Apple, it's heavily overpriced.
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What would you expect from a company that charges $99 for a watch band?
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Woven from unicorn hair and treated with the tears of the sweatshop children.
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Truly news that matters (Score:5, Funny)
OMG!
A real Apple brand polishing cloth that polishes anything (anything?).
I can't believe it. This is something that I have been waiting for a long time. I'm going down to wait in line at my Apple store and hope they don't sell out before I get my precious, precious!
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Fake news. Apple is only claiming that it's compatible with every single product that Apple makes. There are no promises of compatibility with devices from other manufacturers.
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Whoosh...
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> Whoosh...
Whoosh...
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Uh OH!
Double whoosh!
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This cloth is very important in maintaining the reality distortion field every Apple device is imbued with.
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That's a good point. My wife has an iPhone and MacBook. Different connectors (and not compatible with USB C).
Glad that Apple if finally heading for convergence (at least with Polishing Cloth). No walled garden here!
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This is the entry level cloth. Sure, it's compatible with every Apple device -- but if you want a truly special cleaning experience you'll wait for next year's range of specialized $49 cloths shaped for particular devices. There's nothing like the ease of use of being able to clean the screen in one perfectly sized pass with no wasted motion.
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Totally a bargain.... (Score:2)
compared to the Yeti $40 5-gallon bucket
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https://www.yeti.com/en_US/gea... [yeti.com]
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Don't want to hold it wrong (Score:2)
Apple ShamWow (Score:2)
Can I wash my car with it?
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Can I wash my car with it?
Only Apple cars.
Keep waiting.
Just like ... (Score:3)
... shooting idiots in a barrel.
-Steve Jobs
The Apple logo makes ... (Score:3)
It's For (Score:1)
Apple Knob Polishers
What? (Score:2)
No notch?
lets see (Score:2)
one dollar for the cloth, 18 dollars for the logo...not worth it.
I tried polishing my MBP screen and it didn't work (Score:5, Funny)
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Fuck Apple reply.
Fuck Apple.
Soon in an Apple store... (Score:4, Funny)
You cleaned your iPhone screen with a non-Apple microfibre cloth? We're terribly sorry, but you've voided your warranty. Only genuine Apple polishing cloths may be used.
This is a joke, right? (Score:2)
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It's called a Veblen good (Score:5, Insightful)
You use an aftermarket cloth? (Score:2)
It must suck being poor.
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What about the app? (Score:2)
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It's not a guide. The app is to bring you the community experience. Read from infinite scrolling feeds to catch up on Stories from fellow users and react to other Polishes anytime anywhere (stock video of laughing family gatherings). Using the app you can Share your own knob jobs (data rates apply) and make GIFs of yourself wiping.
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I've been polishing my Bishop every day, and I never use a cloth - I use olive oil.
Polishing Cloth article generated more interest... (Score:2)
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I'll wait for the Polishing Cloth Pro and Polishing Cloth Max.
Marketing 101 fail: The iCloth (Score:2)
Apple says it's compatible with every single device they make.
Half expecting Apple to sell specific cloths for specific devices -- at different prices, of course.
The new polishing cloth is a soft white with an embossed Apple logo.
How about in colors that match the device? :-)
iPhones come in different colors, why not matching iCloths? (you *know* you want that)
It's for applying Apple Polish to your devices (Score:2)
Apple Polish sold separately for $1,500 for each 3 oz canister.
Also works great for polishing shoes.
Use it to wipe down your Monster Cables (Score:2)
...that are 99.99975% Oxygen-free!
To be fair though (Score:2)
This is exactly what you get when you put an accountant in charge of a technology company. Cook should have been replaced, immediately, when he decided to produce an Apple Credit Card.
Apple toilet? (Score:2)
I'm not seeing this as compatible with Apple iToilet [electric-chicken.co.uk].
Normal Apple value proposition (Score:2)
For $19, you get a a 10" by 10" square of microfiber cloth worth $1.79, plus an Apple logo printed on it that is apparently worth $17.21. I am sure people will line up down the street to purchase these.
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Material (Score:2)
Apple does not specify what material it is made out of.
It is made out of MAGIC.
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Polishing? Since when? (Score:2)
Every time I see someone's smart phone, it's smeared with grease and fingerprints and nobody ever wipes them down. Same with car touch screens.
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Every time I see someone's smart phone, it's smeared with grease and fingerprints and nobody ever wipes them down. Same with car touch screens.
You sort of get accustomed to it and not notice until it gets really bad then you look and think "this phone is disgusting, how did it get into that state", and give it a good clean. The whole process repeats every couple of months!
Outrageous (Score:2)
People buying Apple stuff are such numbskulls.
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If it doesn't work... (Score:2)
If it doesn't work for you, put it back in the drawer, and then take it out and try it again. Fixes 90% of Apple cloth problems.
Truffula Trees (Score:2)
Made from the most amazing fibers every imagined no doubt. Get your Apple Polishing Cloth before the trees are all gone!
The perfect gift... (Score:2)
... for "wiping" that server you keep in your bathtub.
In all seriousness . . . (Score:2)
It'll be like Christmas came early
I still have a couple that came with iPads (Score:2)
I never found a good replacement, extremely oleophilic so I guard the two I have carefully. Maybe this is a good replacement?