Taika Waititi Slams Apple's MacBook Keyboards After Winning First Oscar (theverge.com) 148
Speaking with journalists after winning his first Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay, Jojo Rabbit and Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi had other things on his mind. When asked what he thought writers should be demanding in the next round of discussions with producers, Waititi put Apple's controversial laptop keyboards on blast. A report adds: "Apple needs to fix those keyboards," he said. "They are impossible to write on -- they've gotten worse. It makes me want to go back to PCs. Because PC keyboards, the bounce-back for your fingers is way better. Hands up who still uses a PC? You know what I'm talking about. It's a way better keyboard. Those Apple keyboards are horrendous." "I've got some shoulder problems," Waititi continued. "I've got OOS [Occupational Overuse Syndrome, a term used in New Zealand for RSI] -- I don't know what you call it over here, this sort of thing here (gestures to arm), that tendon which goes down your forearm down into the thumb? You know what I'm talking about, if you guys are ever writing. And what happens is you open the laptop and you're like this (makes uncomfortable hunched-over-laptop pose) -- we've just got to fix those keyboards. The WGA needs to step in and actually do something." Tech columnist John Gruber adds: I've been saying for years now that Apple has done severe reputational harm to the MacBook brand, which effectively is the Mac brand for most people, especially writers. Yes, there's a new keyboard with scissor-switch mechanisms in the 16-inch MacBook Pro. It's a pleasure to type on. But we're still months away from the rest of the MacBook lineup being updated to use that new keyboard. And that's a presumption on my part, that all MacBooks will get the new keyboard sooner rather than later. It certainly wouldn't make any sense if they didn't -- but the whole butterfly-switch saga has never made any sense.
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I realize I'm in the minority within my office, let alone within Slashdot; however, I just don't have any problems with the keyboard.
I use a 2017 MBP 13" and no external anything, except power. I spend so much of my day not at my desk, it doesn't make any sense to use additional peripherals and be switching back and forth all the time.
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Re: Glootie (Score:2)
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YouSome humans actually have her on their heads
Their GF?
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I just don't have any problems with the keyboard.
If you are meticulously clean you may not have problems.
Most of my problems were caused by grit and crumbs. I eat lunch and snacks while using my laptop, and I have taken it hiking and on camping trips. Any keyboard will get jammed with enough gunk, but the MacBook keyboard will jam with one crumb, and it is very hard to shake it out.
But I got a new 16" MPB as a Christmas present. It has the new redesigned keyboard. It has a better feel and I have had zero problems with it.
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Thank you for the information. Hopefully, Apple will (soon-ish) release an updated MacBook Air with that new keyboard.
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I'm trying to wrap my head around the need for a laptop on a hiking or camping trip...
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Probably for selfies, right?
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I'm trying to wrap my head around the need for a laptop on a hiking or camping trip...
Nobody "needs" a laptop for anything, anywhere, ever.
When I am camping, I use my laptop for the same things I use it for at home: Checking email, web browsing, etc.
Isn't that the point of a laptop: That you can take it with you?
Re: Glootie (Score:2)
Just like every keyboard known to mankind, some people love it, some people hate it, and most people just use it.
But itâ(TM)s Apple, and so the Hatred seems to get amplified out of all reason.
Was there a reliability issue? Yes, obviously. But Apple has addressed that with extended warranties and redesigns. And in the latest MacBook Pro 16â, they have actually reverted back to their scissor-based design.
But now, even that wonâ(TM)t satisfy some people, who must obviously like the cheap, mushy
Re:Glootie (Score:5, Informative)
Anyone who uses a keyboard as a means to make a living only uses the Laptop Keyboard as last resort.
I am sorry. All Laptop Keyboards suck. For work I have a Think Pad and those are considered one of the top Laptop Kayboards... And it still sucks.
But this is what I do because I don't like Laptop Keyboards, I plug in an external keyboard. I have a good quality mechanical key keyboard. It weighs nearly as much as my laptop, but it is worth it.
If I am on the go, I can use the laptop keyboard in a pinch, however for a lot of writing or coding, I much rather plug in an external keyboard.
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Same. All laptop keyboards I've seen have less travel and most have odd key layouts or make say the shift buttons 1/2 the size to cram them in there. Give me a $20 real keyboard and it'll knock the pants off what comes with any $3k laptop.
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Your problem is not that you don't like your laptop keyboard, it's that you prefer mechanical keyboards. A lot of people use laptop-like keyboards* without any problems.
* examples: Apple's external keyboards for the last decade or so.
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Square that round hole.
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"Anyone who uses a keyboard as a means to make a living only uses the Laptop Keyboard as last resort."
He's making an assumption which simply isn't true except for himself.
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I prefer laptop keyboards. I remember the old IBM monstrosities and I have no desire to go back. Yes, they're kind of fun and nostalgic, but they weigh a ton and can be heard from across the street.
Membrane keyboards are just better if you ask me. I think we knew that back when we first switched to them, but we're forgetting again now that there's this trend to maximize the mechanical switch keyboard experience. It reminds me of the old trend toward cutting-board mouse pads, and the recent bounce back to cl
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Gamers don't use membrane keyboards for a reason.
They suck ass.
If you find membrane keyboards sufficient, you either don't game or don't type very well to start with.
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Does Apple eat its dog food? (Score:2)
At what point could you accuse Apple of knowingly selling a defective product? If RSI claims are high in Apple compared to Microsoft would it count as some sort of evidence?
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I'm pretty sure people use whatever the fuck they like, because it's all USB.
Pissing and moaning about a laptop keyboard being shit is useless - they are universally shit and have been for decades.
If you are serious about writing, you probably have a space set aside for that work. That space should include a keyboard that you love; anyone that has ever spent time looking seriously at keyboards know that key response, feel, noise, etc. are really very personal choices.
Would it be better if Apple hadn't trie
Re:Does Apple eat its dog food? (Score:5, Informative)
they are universally shit and have been for decades.
My Thinkpads would like a word with you. I certainly don't need or even want an external keyboard with their use.
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People like him usually work everywhere and have no dedicated place. ...
Otherwise he would not use a laptop
Is it really so hard to grasp that one who buys a laptop deserves a keyboard that "just works"?
No idea why you are bitching at it ...
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However, that doesn't make it defective. There's probably $30,000 worth of safety features or equipment that would mak
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Re:Does Apple eat its dog food? (Score:5, Interesting)
Apple replaced the horrible butterfly keyboard with a significantly improved scissor switch keyboard in the latest revision of the MacBook Pro, so this is all kinda moot, given that it's clear Taika is using the old keyboard. The new mechanism is based off the one used in their Magic Keyboard, which, unlike the atrocious butterfly keyboards, has been well-liked for years.
Speaking from first-hand experience, it's worlds better. I never could stand the butterfly keys, but I like the Magic Keyboard's feel so much that I'm actually typing this post from one (i.e. it's my daily keyboard at work). It strikes a nice balance between stability, noise, and key travel, and it doesn't have any of the reliability issues that plagued the butterfly keyboards.
Plus, there's also the fact that if he's dealing with RSI, he's likely be better off using an ergonomic keyboard anyway. He can just plug one in. Even if the keyboard manufacturer never bothered making Mac-specific drivers, Macs work with USB keyboards right out of the box via standard HID drivers that virtually every USB device has supported for the last few decades.
Re:Does Apple eat its dog food? (Score:4, Funny)
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The developers do what management says.
Management does what sales says.
Sales like to show off fancy thin shiny computers
Also the developers at Apple are probably not the ones designing the hardware. I would see what the design engineers are using.
Laptop Only (Score:2)
If you have only the laptop and it's built in keyboard, extended typing will not be a great experience. I know it sucks to have to carry a keyboard with you, but grab an HHKB or an Anne Pro and save your wrists the pain.
Preach it Brothers! (Score:5, Interesting)
The current keyboards are the main reason why I'm holding off buying a couple-three new MacBook Airs. They really are poor.
The other issues are:
- No traditional USB ports (why should I have to carry around a USB-C to a traditional USB-A adapter if I want to plug in a thumb drive?)
- They took away the SD Card port. See previous.
I love my MacBook Air 2012 and I'm going to keep it going (new battery, looking for a new backlight) before I consider a new one.
Re:Preach it Brothers! (Score:4, Interesting)
Wait, you choose to vendor lock-in yourself in the walled garden and then you complain about lack of choice? The Macbook air is probably the icon of the thin and no port laptop. And now you complain it doesn't have enough ports.
Just get something else if you don't like it.
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Just get something else if you don't like it.
Your reading comprehension sucks. He is complaining that there is nothing else. Hence he is waiting till they build a new/better one, just like I am waiting.
You can install OS X on other laptops (Score:3)
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My keyboard is working.
So I can afford to wait for a new Apple laptop which has a good keyboard again, 17" or even bigger would be a plus.
The rest of your post makes no sense.
I'm not carrying an extra keyboard around when I carry my two laptops, their power supply and my tablet, my wifi hotspot my power bank ...
No idea from what planet you are ... there are no other options at the moment. Either grasp it or don't grasp it.
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Yes, I carry around two laptops ... the alternative is to leave one at home ... which makes no sense when you are several months away from home.
I never insinuated that your current keyboard was broken, just that like him, you are choosing to wait for Apple to (maybe) give you what you want, rather than telling them to fuck off and go to someone who will give you what you want upfront.
I don't need a new laptop at the moment. But as soon as Apple makes a decent one again, I buy another one. Might be hard for
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The inferior products here are Windows and Linux. Since switching to Windows or Linux is not an alternative, your point becomes moot.
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How is switching to Windows or Linux NOT an option? Unless you work for a company that uses Mac specific software, you're not locked into the OS. And writers can literally write in whatever way they want. Mac has absolutely zero superiority over the other two in form or function. Especially when users are CONSTANTLY complaining about one thing or another. And even MORESO, when there are other products that still do everything you currently need AND don't have these random ass issues that Ap
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Apples come with OS X or as they call it now: macOS.
Obviously you have no clue about the stuff you rant.
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Except, that there ARE other options. We all know how many options exist. He wants to keep using Apple
Indeed. And Apple is giving him no other options. I'm not sure what's so hard to understand here. It's like saying you don't want a Ferrari because of the lack of trunk space and then suggesting someone commute to work using a containership instead.
Yeah we all have options. We could do nothing. We could give up computers and move to the country. We could go angry and on a shooting rampage. All of that equally as helpful as your suggestions.
Re: Preach it Brothers! (Score:2)
What happened with the backlight? Iâ(TM)m nursing along two 2011 MBAirs, and still love them. The lack of software updates concerns me (I know there are solutions to allow the installation of the current MacOS, but I prefer to stick to factory supported stuff when possible).
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Not very bright any more. In the Apple Store, it was regarded as an aging issue - something I will deal with when I replace the battery (it's life has gone down to just a couple of hours).
I got mine in 2013 so it's a 2012 model.
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DItto with Pro 2012 and 2008. Hopefully, 2016 and newer will be cheaper when needed.
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Oh, sorry, I forgot the poor apple snowflakes don't like people pointing stuff like that out.
Courage! (Score:2, Funny)
I strongly prefer Macbook keyboards. Going back to a desktop keyboard feels so clunky to me. I actually held on to an old Macbook Air longer than I should have because the new keyboard seemed so weird, but after a few days it felt far more natural...
I guess there's reliability issues, but in two years of not being particularly careful (and eating at the desk LOL), my macbook hasn't given me any issues.
I feel like this is an issues Slashdot is hyping up because for some reason there is a weird anti-Apple b
Shocked (Score:2)
So More Of The Same (Score:2)
All laptop keyboard are bad (Score:3)
I learned all this after having a very painful, chronic neck/spine condition that was caused by typing on laptop keyboards for an extended period of time. It was fixed with physical therapy, and is prevented by using a real keyboard.
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Are you an Orang Uthan? Or some Alien?
Since 2004 I basically only use laptops .... or is it actually 2001 ... what was the first PowerPC 17" Apple Laptop?
ThinkPads still rule (Score:2)
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If you think the new 16" MacBook Pro has minimal key travel, you obviously never tried the previous MacBooks with those horrible butterfly keys. You really need to experience it, even if it's only for a few minutes in a store.
Laptops are not for continuous use (Score:3)
The laptop form factor is very convenient for some uses, but its ergnomics are not suited for fulltime use. If you use a laptop all day long, chances are you're doing most of that work in one place. That place should be comfortable:
- large monitors positioned just below eye level and at optimum reading distance
- high-quality keyboard positioned so your upper arms are vertical and forearms are horizontal and supported well, and there's no neck and shoulder strain
Those two requirements rule out all laptops. So you plug in an external keyboard, mouse and monitors.
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The laptop form factor is very convenient for some uses, but its ergnomics are not suited for fulltime use. If you use a laptop all day long, chances are you're doing most of that work in one place. That place should be comfortable:
- large monitors positioned just below eye level and at optimum reading distance
- high-quality keyboard positioned so your upper arms are vertical and forearms are horizontal and supported well, and there's no neck and shoulder strain
Those two requirements rule out all laptops. So you plug in an external keyboard, mouse and monitors.
I use my laptop all day at work, every day, because that is what corporate says everyone gets. Of course, it's docked and I use an external keyboard, wireless mouse, and have two 24" monitors. :D
I have to take it home every day, or security will snatch it and I have to retrieve it from them the next day. If I need to work from home for whatever reason, I have it with me. But I dock it at home, and use my KVM and my two monitors.
I see some people sitting in various placed of the building on their laptops.
Watching the Oscars? (Score:2)
Pose (Score:2)
"And what happens is you open the laptop and you're like this (makes uncomfortable hunched-over-laptop pose)..."
There's your problem. A laptop isn't made to work all day long on a desk on. It's just not ergonomic enough for that. You need a PC if you want to type all day.
And Apple's butterfly keyboards are the reason I still have my trusty 2011 13" MBP. Apple is remarkably good at making rubbish hardware interfaces. Their mice have always been utter crap and their keyboards were never better than 'good,' an
Seems kind of pointless (Score:2)
Apple has fixed the keyboard, and is going to roll it out to other models.
So to me it seems kind of strange to waste further energy complaining.
Siri what is a keyboard ? (Score:3)
AMEN! (Score:2)
Slamming keyboards (Score:2)
Use case? (Score:2)
The use case for laptops has shrunk so low nowadays that there can't be may needs for it nowadays.
You need them for...
A lot of visiting engineers/repair people now have tablets, some with keyboards in the case.. Some of them use Web apps, some look to be using RDP or other remote control. Sales reps seem to be similar but I try and
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I don't.
At least for the extended period of time.
I tend to treat laptops as mobile workstations, where I can close it, move it to a new location, find a new desk plug it back in and work off of that.
I may use it for short period of times, when I go to meeting or what not. But I am not fingers on the keyboard. during meetings.
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>Do writers work away from a desk for extended periods of time? I know programmers don't.
I wrote a 442 page technical book on a 2013 MBP (I.E. the nice keyboard) sitting in a chair in Starbucks every weekend for two years. I still use that machine - the new Apple keyboards were a barrier to updating my laptop.
It's not that my desk is horrible, but my desk doesn't bring me coffee and more importantly, finding a space away from the usual habitual distractions of home can help in focusing on the task at hand. The desk PC is mainly for killing zombies, nazis and zombie-nazis, with the occasional bit of electronics design, where the larger screen is vital.
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>Good lord. It sounds like you wanted to be pampered and away from your family. The rest sounds tacked on
The kids have grown up and left.
My wife was often there chatting with people.
The Starbucks in question was a 1 minute walk from my house, but now it's closed.
I spent the weeknights coding and drawing diagrams for the book. I spent the weekend writing the book text in Latex.
2 years of hard work, but it got done in the end. A year into it I got hit up by a publisher rep while sitting typing at the bar a
Re:External keyboards (Score:4, Funny)
Let's all laugh at the angry old man who lost all his money shorting Tesla :)
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I'm long.
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Lots of scientists and engineers do. Especially when traveling or in the field.
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I see. So you don't believe that a professional writer or a programmer spends more time at a desk typing than other people. OK, you win guys. I am going to delete the thread now.
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The company I work for bought me a MacBook Pro. 90% of it's life is spent on a desk. However, I can't be without my laptop for the other 10%.
That said, I use an external keyboard on it when it's docked at the desk.
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For me it is because I have multiple "desks". I have my primary work desk, I have a desk to work at home, when I am at meetings I use the table as a desk.
I am also old school so I rarely expect the battery to last more then an hour anyways so I feel comfortable docking my desktop before I do real work.
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You did.
> Um, don't people use external keyboards when typing for an extended period of time (like, uh, writers and programmers)?
That implies using it at a desk most of the time.
But let's cut to the core issue here, you're saying that the fix for a shitty keyboard on a premium piece of hardware (with a price tag to match) is to add a 3rd party keyboard? Maybe some of us would expect a premium hardware builder to step up to the plate and give their buyers a proper keyboard instead. My Thinkpad's keyboar
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But having to carry that peripheral around with you in addition to everything else you'd like to have with you defeats the purpose of a mobile device at some point.
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> blue or brown cherry switches
Khale box Jades FTW - that's what's in the HHKB format keyboard I'm typing on right now.
Keyswitch nerds unite!
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God forbid someone has a different use case for a laptop than what you have deemed to be. Some people need to travel and work at the same time. Some people only work while traveling. There are plenty of laptops with keyboards that make this tolerable. Apple just isn't one of them.
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A very common writing technique is that you should not work in your mind but work on the 'paper'.
You bring structure and order your thoughts by writing them down, which then often helps figuring out the issues you have with something.
This is analogous the software debugging techniques like rubber-duck-debugging and works wonders for many people.
And I've found this method to be also very useful for the engineering. It's
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Um, doesn't this defeat the purpose of having a nice, thin laptop. Why bother putting keyboards on the damn things in the first place?
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Re:External keyboards (Score:5, Insightful)
They could, but it shouldn't stop laptop manufacturers from making good builtin keyboards.
ThinkPad keyboards in particular are highly regarded. So much that they sell standalone version of it.
Apple makes excellent trackpads, unmatched in the PC world, and like ThinkPad keyboards, they are also sold standalone. They have shown that a laptop can be used without a mouse. But for some reason, they don't take the keyboard seriously.
The keyboard is what makes a laptop a laptop. Otherwise, that's a tablet. Screwing up that part is inexcusable, especially for a company like Apple, that only makes high-end products, and built its reputation on user experience rather than on raw power and features.
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This is analogous to saying, "you're holding it wrong."
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Um, don't people use external keyboards when typing for an extended period of time (like, uh, writers and programmers)?
Yes. Smart writers and programmers do.
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I know you're trying to be funny but you are wrong about everything. This was after he had won the award and was responding to a question.
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First of all, it's not like he started with that rant out of the blue: he was answering a specific question.
Furthermore, he won the Oscar, and he can do whatever he wants. When you will win the Oscar, you'll be able to handle it your way and either speak or shut up as much as you want.
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Not cool, Hollywood. Not c
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When a person gets a soapbox, they are going to use it.
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There are many great mechanical keyboards! (Score:2)
There is a very large mechanical keyboard market with any sort of switch and O-ring you might like. Many hobbyists customize their own keyboards to get precisely what they prefer.
Here's a decent place to begin:
https://geekhack.org/index.php [geekhack.org]
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All the good keyboards, like this clicky one they can hear down the hall, are at least 25 years old.