Apple Seems To Have Forgotten About the Whole 'It Just Works' Thing (zdnet.com) 242
Adrian Kingsley-Hughes, writing for ZDNet: "It just works." This is the phrase that Steve Jobs trotted out year after year to describe products or services that he was unveiling. Well, Steve is now long gone, and so it the ethos of "it just works." 2017 was a petty bad year for Apple software quality. Just over the past few weeks we seen both macOS and iOS hit by several high profile bugs. And what's worse is that the fixes that Apple pushed out -- in a rushed manner -- themselves caused problems. A serious -- and very stupid -- root bug was uncovered in macOS. The patch that Apple pushed out for the root bug broke file sharing for some. Updating macOS to 10.13.1 after installing the root patch rolled back the root bug patch. iOS 11 was hit by a date bug that caused devices to crash when an app generated a notification, forcing Apple to prematurely release iOS 11.2. iOS 11.2 contained a HomeKit bug that broke remote access for shared users. And this is just a selection of the bugs that users have had to contend with over the past few weeks. And it's not just been limited to the past few weeks. There's no such thing as perfect code, and sometimes high-profile security vulnerabilities can result in patches being pushed out that are not as well tested as they could be. But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin.
All part of the marketing strategy... (Score:5, Funny)
It just works. Again.
Re:All part of the marketing strategy... (Score:4, Insightful)
"It's thinner, whiter, and has a slightly more recessed Apple logo, and at twice the price you'll know you're better than everyone else."
The result will be a sales goldmine.
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"It's thinner, whiter,
Which Apple products are white? Only the accessories.
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iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?
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iPhone X ? Airport ? Ceramic Apple Watch?
I'll give you the Ceramic Apple Watch - if you admit it's not just an accessory. As for the AirPort products - even if you see them as major products instead of accessories, they have seen their last update 4.5 years ago (that's 50% longer than the last update of the Mac Mini everybody complains about) and are rumored to be phased out completely soon.
And the iPhone X is Silver (or "Space Gray"), Period.
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Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so. And I wouldn't have had it in the first place except that my employer was willing to subsidize the purchase.
I'm missing some of the functionality of my old BlackBerry, though that company has it's own issues so this time I'm going with an Android device. All mine, to do with as I please, without Apple's stupid restrictions.
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Personally I'm 'in line' to dump my Apple phone in just a week or so.
So you ordered a Samsung Explodaphone from Santa?
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It's up to the developer how many devices they make their app compatible with, same as on iphone.
But on iOS it is always based on just the version of iOS (which is reasonable), or whether the device is a phone or tablet (which is also reasonable).
I have also seen 64 bit iOS apps refuse to load on 32 bit devices. Again, also reasonable.
But NEVER have I seen something like "This App only works on the iPhone 7 and up".
This might be temporarily untrue with Apps that use the FaceID hardware, though. But it certainly isn't the norm.
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> So far, I'm 3 for 3 in the past two weeks of trying to get an app I really wanted and the Play Store saying "Your device isn't compatible with this app".
I'm more interested in being able to access my phone's available storage without having to load iTunes on a computer first. Every other smart phone I've owned just plugged in to a USB port and presented itself as a flash drive. Sure, my BlackBerry (tried) to limit which folders I could access, but I still could do it.
As long as I can access my email,
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No. It's now "You'll just pay."
That will never change.
More honest slogan (Score:5, Funny)
It just works...for us.
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It just works. (Score:2)
It still works. It's main job is not to be user friendly or make everything work seamlessly. "It just works" means the Apple brands works exceedingly well in extracting money from its fanbase. Sometimes it does by making a path breaking pioneer product or concept with great user friendliness, At other times by other means. In the end it just works, separating money from its users.
Not just bugs (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not just bugs (Score:5, Interesting)
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Totally agree, following a recent experience with an iPad Pro. Previously you could use Siri from across the room, much like you would do with an Amazon Echo or Google Home. Want to start some music, ask Siri. Want to Set an alarm, ask Siri.
The latest version of iOS disables Siri if you have a cover on your iPad. So if you're baking and just want a times, you'd have to wash your hands, walk to your iPad and remove the cover.
So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being u
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So for a product which is intended to have a cover over it whenever it's not being used, unlike say an iPhone, Siri is permanently disabled when it's not in use.
Did you decide that for yourself then? The iPad has had an auto-sleep when the cover is closed function since gen 2. Close the cover and the iPad is put to sleep. Should Siri should still be listening when the device is asleep?
My iPad Pro has its cover closed only when I want it to be asleep. Normally, only when I put it in my briefcase, or when I'm asleep and I put it on the bookshelf over my bed. I have the cover open and acting as a stand all day long otherwise.
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Then you're a retarded cunt. I close the lid on my lappie when I'm carrying it from one room to another.
Then again, I use grownup OSes where you can set the action to sleep, hibernate, play a fart noise or nothing.
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If you want that functionality, then the iPad would have to be on, active, listening to everything you said 24x7 and feeding it through the network to Apple's Siri servers. All while it is supposed to be OFF, and not draining battery, not sucking data from your cell plan. That would be dumb. Open the cover, or buy a non-magnet cover if you're baking. Sheesh.
Re: Not just bugs (Score:2)
You don't seem to understand how modern cell phones, including iPhones, actually work. They don't transmit everything to a server. They do listen for a wake word using very little power.
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I'm not even an Apple user, and even I know about these issues: https://discussions.apple.com/... [apple.com]
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Things like:
- Hidden menus or scroll bars are one example. If you don't know it is there, you can't use it. And there are a lot of these.
- Switching the default for Message delete from "Delete" to "Cancel" in a point upgrade for no apparent reason (perhaps for iCloud Messages?)
- Preferences all over the place on iOS.
I've had a Mac since the 128k Mac, but some of the changes and bugs that have happened recently are steps backwards from consistency.
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Removing scroll bars seemed weird when it happened (how many years ago now?) But honestly, I don't miss them one bit.
I'm not familiar with the Message thing, but the fact they changed it means they are thinking about it, no? Maybe it's you who doesn't get it.
iOS Preferences all over the place? What does that mean? If you don't have preferences, people whine that you can't customise anything. If you have them and have thousands of them, then organising them coherently is a challenge. Some people expect to fi
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Hidden features are probably the worst design mistake. I understand the aim of keeping the clutter out of the way, and so (for example) there's no need to have "move to trash" and "delete immediately" on the same right-click menu. The "delete immediately" only appears on the top-of-screen file menu if you press the right keyboard button - that (to me, at least) is a mistake.
Likewise, moving and copying files with the file manager ('finder') is pretty much core-capability. Only allowing copy without some sec
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Why don't you move it, or link or alias it to where YOU want it, and dry your tears? I've never felt the need to use it, and no doubt that's why they moved it.
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Example: The iOS Podcast App. There always seems to be an issue with it running on older phones. And it generally happens when Apple is shouting, "You need to update your OS...or better yet get a new phone!"
And lets not forget playing Podcasts on your computer. On your iPhone you can adjust the speed. On your computer you can't!!?!?!?
Oh...unless you buy a special upgrade for $4. (Alternatively, tell iTunes to 'Show in Finder'. Then load the file in VLC and you can adjust the speed there...for FREE since it'
Proofreading doesn't work either (Score:2)
That summary is so full of typos and missing words it's just embarassing.
"so it the ethos"
"petty bad year"
"over the past few weeks we seen"
Do I need to go on?
Re:Proofreading doesn't work either (Score:5, Funny)
Fixed that for you :)
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First rule of being a proofreading nazi, your rants will have mistakes too. :-)
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Fair point. I don't know how ZDnet works, but proper publishers used to have editors. It's quite possible for someone to be an interesting, informative and engaging reader without them having to be a good typist or speller.
It's quite possible that, in the online world, editors have gone the way of buggy-whip manufacturers. Unfortunately, while the internal combustion engine might have won out due to performance and convenience, self-editing wins only because of cost-savings. And we all get to suffer the res
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I should point out English isn't my native language, either. I actually thought 'embarassing' was the proper spelling.
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To be fair it was a pretty bad year for Tom Petty.
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You beat me to it. It's almost as if the summary is trying to mock Apple's lack of quality with a similar lack of quality. Or something.
Reported by one in the Android camp (Score:2)
Look, software will [always] have bugs. Apple's software is no different.
Has anyone investigated?
Maybe iOS users are using their devices wrong.
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I live in both camps. Android 7.0 phone, old ipod touch for music, and ipad on the couch for casual browsing. The wife is fully Apple.
My ipod is old and stuck at iOS 6, which hardly matters as I rarely use if for anyting but listening to tunes on my bike commute each day. The amazing thing is that while I use my iPad with iOS 11 daily, I still find iOS 6 refreshing and more intuitive to do stuff when I do need to change something on the relic. What happened?
iTunes is a disasterous mess that pushes iMusi
Apple's Software Updates Are Like Halloween Candy (Score:5, Funny)
Linus: "I got my Wi-Fi back!"
Lucy: "I got an iTunes update!"
Charlie Brown: "I got a brick."
It just works better than anything else (Score:3, Informative)
I'm a daily user of Mac OS, Windows and Linux. Of the three, Mac OS is still the best option. Windows is and always has been horrible and the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible, plus they keep rebooting my machine for updates. Linux is reliable although having upgraded my machines to systemd I don't really think Linux users can cast stones anywhere.
The main advantage of Apple has always been the tight integration of hardware and software and I have to say that having used Macs for nearly 20 years now, we're in no way in some terrible low point in Apple software quality. It has always been a bit variable. I remember complaining to Apple multiple times about Terminal.app on Tiger which wouldn't open bash about 50% of the time you started it. Took them until 10.4.6 to fix that one I believe. Every time we have one of these articles people proclaim that it is because Jobs is gone but there were issues when he was around. It really isn't all that different to how it was except that they have a lot more users today than they did back in the PPC days and yet for all that success we still haven't had the promised plague of viruses and malware that Windows got despite the switch to Intel and the increasing user base. I'd say it works well enough and I'll keep buying because it saves me time and money in my business.
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> the UI changes that keep coming along are terrible
For me, the whole point of Windows was that it provided a consistent, unified interface across multiple applications, something that didn't really exist on the PC platform prior to that. I didn't have to relearn the interface for every program I wanted to use.
Then Microsoft got the bright idea of moving everything around with every new version, and that just destroys the fundamental advantage of Windows.
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That's a pretty low aim for a premium product. To be clear no one is complaining about Apple not being the best, they are complaining about it not being anywhere as good as it used to be. ... But really it's arguable that the latest iOS works better than anything else. It reeks of not having been tested.
It Just works is not the slogan anymore (Score:2)
It is now...
It just looks good.
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It just looks FLAT.
There. FTFY
Looks (Score:2)
Thin... or like a trashcan.
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I used to think that about Microsoft. Right until their Surface line. I actually have my desktop running the latest version of Windows 10, but on my Surface Pro ... that one is ticked to run the Current Branch for Business. It seems Microsoft put just as much effort into testing their own hardware as everyone else's: i.e. let the insiders do the bug checking. Unfortunately few insiders seem to run on Surfaces.
For over one year my SP3 would refuse to wake properly when the SP4 keyboard was attached and folde
What's the alternative? (Score:2)
Console (Score:4, Insightful)
If you want a real eye-opener as to how MacOS is doing, open the Console and look at the system.log chat.
This is where most system process and apps dump their error and warning messages - not just when something crashes or some part of the UI hangs, but also errors that were caught and handled.
It's a ridiculous torrent of messages like this:
> iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Mux ID not found in mapping dictionary
> iTunes[774]: tid:18d2f - Can't handle disconnect with invalid ecid
> AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|700L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::createLockFile:plist file is not exist.
> AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|493L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::getDownloadCountInfo:file locked failed.
> AOUDownloadCount[21315]: ERROR|AOUDownloadCount.m|376L|Error:AOUDownloadCount::sendDownloadCountInfo:get DownloadCountInfo failed.
> com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21327]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook
> kcm[21335]: DEPRECATED USE in libdispatch client: Setting timer interval to 0 requests a 1ns timer, did you mean FOREVER (a one-shot timer)?
> com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit
> com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.TMHelperAgent.SetupOffer): Service only ran for 7 seconds. Pushing respawn out by 3 seconds.
> GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:55.942 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Failed to upload Keystone statistics: (null)
> GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:56.985 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x700002adb000] [lvl=2] -[KSEngineInvocation(KeystoneThread) runKeystonesInThread] Finished with engine thread
> GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387]: 2017-12-19 14:56:57.629 GoogleSoftwareUpdateAgent[21387/0x7fff977bc340] [lvl=2] -[KSAgentApp(PrivateMethods) checkForUpdatesUsingArguments:invocation:error:] Finished update check.
> diagnosticd[21406]: no EOS device present
> com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.imfoundation.IMRemoteURLConnectionAgent): Unknown key for integer: _DirtyJetsamMemoryLimit
> com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.quicklook[21428]): Endpoint has been activated through legacy launch(3) APIs. Please switch to XPC or bootstrap_check_in(): com.apple.quicklook
> Console[21403]: BUG in libdispatch client: kevent[vnode] monitored resource vanished before the source cancel handler was invoked
Thousands and thousands of messages. Often the same messages repeated every few minutes... 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No fixes in sight.
The kicker is that while all of this is happening in the background, my Mac is just sitting idle and appears to be functioning kind-of okay. I don't get any visible reports of errors or warnings; the apps continue to work okay - with occasional bouts of UI hangups and app crashes.
MacOS doesn't "just work" any more. It's just gotten very good at hiding the junky, poorly designed state of its apps. Apparently, MacOS is so good at this that devs don't really need to consider bugs a high priority. The consequences are no longer pinpointed to the app that's at fault - they are more generalized, like spontaneous freezing, anomalous behavior, and cryptic error messages.
Obviously, this is a big problem for Apple. I switched to MacOS sometime around Lion / Mountain Lion. I've noticed that ever since Mavericks, performance and stability started trending south. High Sierra is pretty bad. Still not Windows-level bad, but... the gap is narrowing, and not because Windows is improving.
When was Apple perfect? (Score:2)
Like all other makers, When Apple releases a product, and especially when it is rushed there are problems. Software problems are the easiest and cheapest to fix, so I expect Apple trying to rush out their new hardware before Christmas, they had slacked on the software testing. While iOS 11 and OS X has it bugs, there hasn't been any Something Gates about it current line of hardware, the iPhone 8 and X have been touted for its build quality (compared to the Google Pixel which had some cheap parts on it).
"It just works" ... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Yeah but even that isn't true now. Unless you count a calculator which can't add properly functionality that apple shouldn't let you do, or autocorrect that inserts garbage likewise.
It is not easy to maintain... (Score:2)
What Do They Have Left? (Score:2)
It is absolutely inconceivable that Jobs-era Apple would have allowed this to happen: had he still been with
I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing. (Score:2)
I'm not convinced this year was a bad thing for Apple. They've spent so much time focusing on hardware and gimmicks to attract more eyes over the past 5 years that they needed on really bad year to straighten them out. I suspect now that they've shipped such a major upgrade to the iPhone and the MacBook (despite the MacBook's "upgrade" being shit), they can spend the next 2-3 years focusing hardcore on getting back to basics: software and ecosystem quality.
Oh please (Score:2)
1) Apple's software and hardware has always had bugs. They had a whole OS X release that had 'no new features' just dedicated to fixing bugs. It ALSO had bugs. At best, this article is revisionist history. At worst, it's feeble scaremongering.
2) How many people here have actually encountered the bugs mentioned or the deleterious effects of the bugs mentioned? Sure, if you installed High Sierra, it had a bad exploit in it, but was anyone here actually rooted before the patch went out? The patch having a bug
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I'm sympathetic to the idea that the touch bar is not super interesting. But why do you think it was an out and out "bad idea"?
Nonsense (Score:2)
Apple is not short of money.
And because they are not short of money, they are not short of time, except inasmuch as they aren't taking care of business. They have a bug list. They don't address it anywhere near the way they should.
What they are short of is competence.
And yes, I'm a Mac user.
Not My Experience - FWIW (Score:2)
Fanatical Micromanagement (Score:2)
Call Job's what you will, but single mind and driven were definitely some of the qualities. He had a unique perspective, and though I was never an apple fanboy, I appreciated his contribution to the craft of technology...I think that's th
on the other hand.... (Score:3)
"But on the other hand, Apple isn't some budget hardware maker pushing stuff out on a shoestring and scrabbling for a razor-thin profit margin."
Not yet.
No reason to try (Score:2)
iOS (Score:2)
I have recently bought an iPhone to port some of my games to iOS. Really, I haven't seen such a sloppy OS for a very long time - and I've been a user of various strange devices like Openmoko ones, mostly with community maintained software, so that speaks of something. The number of small weird glitches, animations that jump out or don't finish properly, errors solvable only by clicking "try again" for a few times, config options that take effect only after toggling them more than once... various kinds of li
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What are you talking about, it's years since I saw any glitch along these lines on iOS.
People have short memories... (Score:2)
Tons of stuff that came out under Steve Jobs was as buggy as fuck. Remember the Mobile Me email that didn't work? Or the early versions of iOS (then called iPhone OS) that took like 6 hours to sync with iTunes? Apple are not magical. As an Apple developer I can tell you that Mac OSX has always been as buggy as fuck to develop for. However, it's still BETTER than most alternatives. Better than Windows, better than Android, better than Linux, better than [WHATEVER]. But it aint magical. Everyone makes mistake
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The title is a false premise (Score:2)
H1B fhird world code (Score:3)
Thats what you get when you hire cheap third world H1B workers. You get third world code. Then we wonder why millenials are sitting in their parents basement begging for Bernie Sanders to pay off their student loans while Bernie helps more foreign aliens steal their jobs
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This happens as long as QA is optional (Score:2)
Others (Score:3, Interesting)
1. Photo syncing between iTunes and iOS devices via USB is broken - many people are having issues syncing photos. Some sync, some don't, particularly if you have a large photo library.
2. Nested albums in Photos is broken - they don't show on iOS devices
3. Nested albums in Photos don't show up reliably on Apple TV
Apple needs to take a year and fix bugs on all their products and get back to the "just works philosophy".
And he said something about the "alternative medicine" experiment probably cost him his lif
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Here's another: macOS 10.13, if you have an external display and scaling enabled, one core sits at 100% all of the time in the window server. Lots of people have reported it, but I don't believe it's fixed yet. It basically means that you can't use an external display (e.g. a projector) while on battery, and if you do anything computationally intensive then expect it to be slower.
On the plus side, this bug meant that I didn't update to 10.13 and so missed out on the root login bug...
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-Steve Jobs
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It just might work(TM)
-Steve Jobs
In my experience "It just never worked"
I thought it was because Apple devices hated me, but now other people share my experience.
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It just about works.
It only just works.
Re:alternative medicine (Score:4, Funny)
It works?!
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No Magic Left (Score:5, Informative)
Apple is now just another Sony, IBM, Microsoft, etc.
The drive provided by Steve has left the company. Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.
The Shine if off the Apple.
As someone who still has a Fat Mac in his garage, it is just sad.
Re:No Magic Left (Score:5, Insightful)
Their target is no longer innovation or excellence, but next quarter's earnings reports.
Honestly I would really like someone to mention a tech company (or any company for that matter) that once they hit Wall Street, they didn't suddenly develop a myopic "What Can We Do This Quarter To Make The Executive Stock Options Fatter?"
Every time I worked for a privately held consulting or software company - it totally rocked. As soon as they went public? It was all downhill from there.
I'm a firm believer that it's the vision of the controlling entity that can make or break it - in the case of Jobs? He was a fastidious tyrant - but people followed him and respected him and made shit that "just works". With him being gone? Where's the rallying entity? It sure isn't Tim Cook or Wall Street.
Re:No Magic Left (Score:5, Interesting)
Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days
https://www.joelonsoftware.com... [joelonsoftware.com]
In those days we used to have these things called BillG reviews. Basically every major important feature got reviewed by Bill Gates. I was told to send a copy of my spec to his office in preparation for the review. It was basically one ream of laser-printed paper.
I rushed to get the spec printed and sent it over to his office.
Later that day, I had some time, so I started working on figuring out if Basic had enough date and time functions to do all the things you could do in Excel.
In most modern programming environments, dates are stored as real numbers. The integer part of the number is the number of days since some agreed-upon date in the past, called the epoch. In Excel, today's date, June 16, 2006, is stored as 38884, counting days where January 1st, 1900 is 1.
I started working through the various date and time functions in Basic and the date and time functions in Excel, trying things out, when I noticed something strange in the Visual Basic documentation: Basic uses December 31, 1899 as the epoch instead of January 1, 1900, but for some reason, today's date was the same in Excel as it was in Basic.
Huh?
I went to find an Excel developer who was old enough to remember why. Ed Fries seemed to know the answer.
"Oh," he told me. "Check out February 28th, 1900."
"It's 59," I said.
"Now try March 1st."
"It's 61!"
"What happened to 60?" Ed asked.
"February 29th. 1900 was a leap year! It's divisible by 4!"
"Good guess, but no cigar," Ed said, and left me wondering for a while.
Oops. I did some research. Years that are divisible by 100 are not leap years, unless they're also divisible by 400.
1900 wasn't a leap year.
"It's a bug in Excel!" I exclaimed.
"Well, not really," said Ed. "We had to do it that way because we need to be able to import Lotus 123 worksheets."
"So, it's a bug in Lotus 123?"
"Yeah, but probably an intentional one. Lotus had to fit in 640K. That's not a lot of memory. If you ignore 1900, you can figure out if a given year is a leap year just by looking to see if the rightmost two bits are zero. That's really fast and easy. The Lotus guys probably figured it didn't matter to be wrong for those two months way in the past. It looks like the Basic guys wanted to be anal about those two months, so they moved the epoch one day back."
"Aargh!" I said, and went off to study why there was a checkbox in the options dialog called 1904 Date System.
The next day was the big BillG review.
June 30, 1992.
In those days, Microsoft was a lot less bureaucratic. Instead of the 11 or 12 layers of management they have today, I reported to Mike Conte who reported to Chris Graham who reported to Pete Higgins, who reported to Mike Maples, who reported to Bill. About 6 layers from top to bottom. We made fun of companies like General Motors with their eight layers of management or whatever it was.
In my BillG review meeting, the whole reporting hierarchy was there, along with their cousins, sisters, and aunts, and a person who came along from my team whose whole job during the meeting was to keep an accurate count of how many times Bill said the F word. The lower the f***-count, the better.
Bill came in.
I thought about how strange it was that he had two legs, two arms, one head, etc., almost exactly like a regular human being.
He had my spec in his hand.
He had my spec in his hand!
He sat down and exchanged witty banter with an executive I did not know that made no sense to me. A few people laughed.
Bill turned to me.
I noticed that there were comments in the margins of my spec. He had read the first page!
He had read the first page of my spec and written little notes in the margin
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Thank you for the only comment in this article worth my time to read.
Re:No Magic Left (Score:5, Funny)
Many moons ago I was working on an interface between an accounting system and a sales system. I explained to a guy that the accounting system stored dates internally as CCYYMMDD.
"That's ridiculous", he answered, "how would you represent a BC date?"
"I have no idea, but if I ever have to send an invoice to Alexander The Great I'll get back to you!" was my reply.
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Tech companies need a strong leader who is detail obsessed. E.g. consider Microsoft back in the Bill Gates days
Back when Billy Boy missed the boat on big things like the Internet? Yeah, keep telling micro managers that they are the ideal CEO, if only they could stop fiddling with the city settings in Civilization.
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I am detail obsessed, and no one wants me especially in SQA testings. :(
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I remember Word 2.0 for Windows as a pretty solid piece of software. It ran happily on a 386 with 4MB of RAM and about the only feature that it lacked that modern Word has is the ability to underline words with spelling errors automatically in the background. I moved to ClarisWorks on that machine, because it did most of what I wanted and the whole office suite was smaller than Word, but I missed a few things in Word when I did.
It's also worth remembering what they're compared to. Classic MacOS had a mo
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That was the reason that Dell reprivatized. Investors only care about things that can bring be profitable within the next quarter or two. I can't say I'm the least bit surprised that quality has gone down at Apple given the fact that Tim is at the helm since he has always been focused on profits rather than products.
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I'm still pissed at Ross Perot. I was with Perotsystems before they went public. It was awesome - and yet even after he knew the people in the company wanted every single share they would have offered and then some? He still sold the lion's share to institutional investors and all employees were only allowed to buy 100 shares at the IPO price - and the company went down the toilet - especially when Junior took over. He was a real estate man and couldn't give two shits about consulting services.
It was in tha
Re:No Magic Left (Score:5, Interesting)
This is why Dell's quality across the board has improved since they were taken private. They are not under the lash of shareholders demanding stuff the next quarter, otherwise lawsuits are threatened. Dell can do what the hell it wants to. Charge off a ton of earnings for R&D? Perfectly fine.
Apple needs to do the same if it wants to remain a player long term. Otherwise, they may end up suffering a fate similar to Sony with regards to consumer electronics in the early 2000s, especially with companies like Samsung coming out with innovative products on a constant basis.
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I have lived this
I worked as a systems analyst for Mobil Oil (they went under) (not my fault) in the Dilbertized corporate world.
I asked a new hire, "Joe ... how does Mobil make its money?"
He said, "By selling refined hydrocarbons."
"WRONG!," I said.
"They make money selling stocks."
That was needlessly brutal and sadistic (Score:2)
Holy crap. Sometimes I flame Apple, but I never... I have never said or read something so .. so...
Wow. "Apple is Sony" is probably the most vicious, mean-spirited, nasty-ass HATEFUL thing I have ever read on Slashdot. (I mean, I remember reading where some guy mentioned his wife had died a few weeks earlier and an AC replied to discuss what her corpse must look like, but you just topped that piece of shit.)
And when I think of all the reasons I don't buy Apple products (especially the iOS stuff; I could stil
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Mediator? If he was still of this earth he would be yelling his box off at the programmers responsible for that ridiculous root bug followed by demeaning them. He was a prick but at least things got done right because of it.
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Ive (Score:2)
Ive isn't going to change how it works; he has no skills in that area. He's going to change how it looks.
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In all fairness the apple support was quite good
I recently serviced my own MBP, after it had been by Apple Support due to a (Well-known) keyboard error. "Quite Good" is not how I'd describe their effort :(