iPad + Macintosh Plus = Crazy Visualizer Helmet 113
An anonymous reader writes "I would like to share with you a helmet I made out of a Macintosh Plus and an iPad. Essentially, I purchased a Macintosh Plus on ebay, removed the inner parts, cut a hole in the bottom of the case, inserted the inner padding of a bicycle helmet (cut to fit), and cut a slot for the iPad to slide in. The iPad's thinness allows for plenty of room for the user's head and the inner helmet keeps the Macintosh situated properly. What started as a project for my sculpture class has now become a part of my good friend Kid Chameleon's DJ set and a way for us to showcase our visuals in a new way during live performances."
Self Promotion is Masturbation (Score:5, Insightful)
Was that really Slashdot-worthy? A douchey meaningless video with too loud music I had to fast-forward to get to the point, with the "OHMIGOD this is the greatest thing ever" Also sprach Zarathustra music to stroke your own ego, "look at this great thing I invented, I managed to use a knife to cut holes and shit"?
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Probably not... but if he had gotten the post in a few hours earlier, I might have made the trip across town to see it in action.
Have to Say (Score:2)
Today's nerd girls are cuter and have bigger tits than when I was in college.
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- Today's nerd girls EXIST -
(when I was in college they didn't)
Re:Self Promotion is Masturbation (Score:5, Informative)
. This sort of duchbaggary and negativity should have no place here...
Actually, this site has a long and cherished history of pointing out when shit is shit.
This is shit.
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Actually, this site has a long and cherished history of pointing out when shit is shit.
Yes. Just like we did for the iPod. Oh wait.
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Bah. It's overpriced even now. When released battery life was shit too.
It sold well, but it's still shit. Just well marketed shit.
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Bah. It's overpriced even now. When released battery life was shit too.
It sold well, but it's still shit. Just well marketed shit.
I am reminded once more why headhunters do not lurk on this site when searching for candidates for open CEO positions..
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"Less space than a nomad. No wireless. Lame." Was the the beginning of my /. rule "The more /. hates something the better it is." I was on the fence about getting an iPad and then /. absolutely hated it so I ordered one.
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It's still shit.
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Actually, this site has a long and cherished history of pointing out when shit is shit.
This site has a long and cherished history of pointing out that EVERYTHING is shit, then hoping the word 'Insightful' appears next to their posts. Face it, we all idolize the Comic Store Guy.
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In Soviet Russia, comic store guy idolizes us!
Re:Self Promotion is Masturbation (Score:5, Funny)
Irony: saying negativity is not welcome here with the words "you need to fuck off and die".
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I'm not sure the basement-dweller groks this "nightclub" thing.
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This.
I clicked on the article because I thought he made some sort of virtual reality helmet with the iPad screen facing inside. _That_ would have been cool and /. worthy. This is just some stupid faux-geek-styled mac-fanboi crap.
Posting AC because calling anything Apple faux-geek (which most everything they make nowadays is, gone are the days of the true Apple geeks) risks getting the good old troll slamhammer from the faux geeks and wannabe nerds who frequent this site.
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I think those of us who once identified as "apple geeks" have all moved on or are very close to moving on. It seems Apple doesn't care, they've got a much larger (and more annoying) market now. Of course, this could well blow up in their faces -- anything that popular will eventually be something no-one will want to be seen with, and when the day comes apple may regret that they spent the last few years alienating the people who were once apple geeks. And the funny
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I quit Apple when Windows started looking like a clone of Mac OS 8. Later-on a friend gave me a OS X machine but it was too slow (hence why he was giving it away).
As for this DJ helmet, I think it's pretty cool.
Not as impressive as DEADMAU5 but okay for an amateur DJ.
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It's a seriously old idea - the anime Dead Leaves [wikipedia.org] had a guy with a TV for a head in 2004, and I'm sure that wasn't the first time at all.
I think what's kinda interesting here is that it's realtime, but honestly it doesn't look good enough for that to really matter.
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I think those of us who once identified as "apple geeks" have all moved on or are very close to moving on.
Nah, there's still a ton of us that like the products. Yeah some of the policies don't align with what I agree with but you're going to find that in nearly every product. I suppose some day it could reach a tipping point for me but for now I don't see any grass that is greener on the other side.
I know quite a few people who seem to be in the same situation as myself. Not that I'm doing a detailed statistical analysis or anything but I don't see a mass migration of "Apple geeks" away from Apple. I think most
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Apple stopped caring about geeks when they introduced the Macintosh.
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Apple stopped caring about geeks when they introduced the Macintosh.
I mostly agree with this, The Lisa and Macintosh were a major step away from the nearly completely-open philosophy that the Apple II series embodied.
However, I'd say that Mac OS X, the introduction of the Intel Macs, and the wealth of open source projects that Apple supports all represent a big move back toward that old, open philosophy. It's not 100% because Apple does have quite a few examples of very closed architectures but those are mostly in specialized appliance-type devices that really are meant to
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I think those of us who once identified as "apple geeks" have all moved on or are very close to moving on. It seems Apple doesn't care, they've got a much larger (and more annoying) market now. Of course, this could well blow up in their faces -- anything that popular will eventually be something no-one will want to be seen with, and when the day comes apple may regret that they spent the last few years alienating the people who were once apple geeks. And the funny thing is, for many of us OS X was the "gateway *nix". :-P
But yeah, I bought my first Mac in '87 and my last in '09. Can't imagine I'm the only one.
I bought my first Mac in '88 and my last in '09. However, I'm still a Mac geek; I still like to hack at the m68k instruction set in MACSBUG.
I still use Macs because so far, they still do what I want when I want to... but I don't mess around with modern Macs much; I save that for Linux and BSD.
Oh, and my "gateway Inix" was a toss-up between A/UX and M68k Linux -- I started using both around the same time.
Anyway, us Mac geeks are still around; we've just diversified.
I thought the guy was at least going to be
Re:Self Promotion is Masturbation (Score:5, Interesting)
How many times have you appeared in a slashdot topic? Show us your unique achievements you magnificent, undiscovered genius.
I've noticed that cynical disposition and the constant need to shit on anything that remotely looks like fun is inversely proportional to one's lack of accomplishments. Reminds me of idiots who say "Facebook? Any kid with knowledge of PHP could have done that. It was all luck." Instead, they sit in dark rooms and jerk it to manga all their lives and tear down those who have actually applied themselves and made stuff happen, no matter how trivial.
I'm sorry that a guy who has created something in a true geek spirit is unworthy of your attention, amidst the ever-important stream of hard hitting news found on /.
Haters gonna hate.
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OK, so post a link to something you've done which is better....
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If this had got any of those elements, then sure I'd have said "interesting, fresh take, well done"..
However, there's nothing new to the idea. Dans le sac Vs Scroobius Pip [youtube.com] did this quite some time ago.. Seems like someone's watched the video, and gone "we can do that too"..
While there is interest in recreating that, I wouldn't say it's overly geeky, or new.
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the constant need to shit on anything that remotely looks like fun is inversely proportional to one's lack of accomplishments.
I don't think this means what you think it means
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Indeed, this is an interesting example of semantic overnegation. It’s tricky because it’s not syntactic overnegation. Since “inversely” and “lack of” are not syntactically negative (they don’t have a phrasal or morphological “not” about them), the poster presumably didn’t notice the triple negative. But “X is inversely proportional to the lack of Y” implies that when values of Y are low then values of X must also be low.
Probably what th
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Thank you for writing this. I'm so sick of the "everything sucks" attitude that permeates sites like slashdot, reddit, etc. The level of hateful cynicism is intolerable. I guess the happy creative smart people don't post as much as the assholes of the world. Its easy in life to be a misanthrope and people are drawn to the critical asshole because as a species we're so vain and difficult that when we see something someone else has done that's interesting we need to find a way to cut him down and make ourse
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Yes truly geek-a-rific! No not really.
The dude that made the light show in his pants and controlled it with his iPhone, that was both cool and true to the geek spirit.
This was just a douche bag with an iPad. Nothing even remotely interesting or cool about anyone with an iPad. Maybe a little sad, yes a little sad.
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I've noticed that cynical disposition and the constant need to shit on anything that remotely looks like fun is inversely proportional to one's lack of accomplishments.
In other words, the need to shit on anything that remotely looks like fun is directly proportional to one's accomplishments? I don't think you got that formula quite right.
Same to you, pop (Score:2)
Twice. Once for the "high school hacker's notebook", and once for the 2004 followup to Neal Stephenson's "In The Beginning Was The Command Line". And you want something better? Fine. I built this last year. [livejournal.com]
Also, your logic is wrong. When you say something is inversely proportional to the lack of something, you are saying it is directly proportional.
Also, I wouldn't call this the "true geek spirit", but that's a matter of taste. I'd say it more of a rave-inspired thing.
Also, I don't think you're actual
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Was that really Slashdot-worthy?
visit my portfolio... Book Us For Your Event
Sphincter says, "Yes"
Save you the trouble of the link (Score:5, Informative)
Hipsters + ruined mac plus + horrible music copying daft punk.
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"My friend Bobby had crossed over into the machine. As he swayed to the music and virtual dancers bounced around him on the video screen, I realized he had achieved the ultimate dream. To BE the REMIX in the ultimate extended dance club."
- Pretty Boy Crossover, Asimovs, 1986
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The video sucked, yes, but the music (at least the first half) did not. The song was Genesis by the French group Justice. Perhaps with your refined tastes you believe that it was "horrible music copying Daft Punk," but Justice's music is nearly universally praised by music critics. In fact, I would argue that the Justice album Cross is more a consistent and better listen than anything Daft Punk ever put together.
Odd. (Score:2)
I didn't think Lord Canti would look so metro.
Mac Headroom (Score:5, Funny)
not really (Score:2)
i'd call this as a serious needs for larger mental hospitals and meds that put you into totally vegetative state
"An anonymous reader writes" (Score:1)
I swear it wasn't me!
So anyone with a playlist can be a DJ now? (Score:3)
I can accept using digital turntables or computerized mixing and effects in DJing. It's just a fact of life. Technology progresses, and the users of that technology progress too. But your friend "Kid Chameleon" has really lousy song selection and no stage presence, at least one of which is necessary for any good DJ. In this video, he putz around with the equipment, BSing with a few people, then finally plays his lame intro. It isn't even until a good 45 seconds in that he finally puts on the helmet, but then he just bops around in front of his Mac with a beat with no energy.
Technology changes, and we have to live with it. Those who don't are bound to be considered dinosaurs, while those who adapt lead us ever onward. I think the helmet is a beautifully constructed realization of this fact. While technology progresses, it is up to us individuals to bridge the gap between old and new, and sometimes bridging that gap results in really fucking stupid shit like this.
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You obviously go to shit parties - most of the raves I've been to have been immeasurably improved by the fact the music seamlessly blends from one track to the next.
I think it had more to do with the drugs than with the music appearing "seamless".
Just say'in.
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We weren't there. This kinda looks like it was early in the night with a lot of his friends around. We don't know what the mood was like. Cameras can suck a lot of life out of a cool situation.
Not sure why people are so hard on this guy. He took an idea, did somethign with it. It may not have been perfect, but he learned from doing it.
Dumbest. Shit. Ever (Score:2, Funny)
Just some fucking idiot bouncing around to bitch noise.
Something important was missing (Score:1)
This has to be the stupidest thing Ive seen so far this year. It looks like a lot of work went into it, but it still looks fucking stupid.
DJing an event, with a mac on your head, dressed like your going to a piano recital, will NOT get you laid. Ohh and the music sucks.
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...with a mac on your head
iPenis?
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'nuff said.
Looks like someone got inspired by (Score:1)
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Fashion (Score:1)
*Tries a Dell laptop*
- Now that's better!
to don't list (Score:2)
Bicycle helmet padding? $20
Used Mac Plus? $60
Ipad? $500
Watching your wannabe friend look like a retard on the internets? Priceless.
iPad + Macintosh Plus = ? (Score:2)
"iPad + Macintosh Plus =..." The jokes just write themselves. I won't even try, it's just too easy.
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"iPad + Macintosh Plus =..." The jokes just write themselves. I won't even try, it's just too easy.
Hmmm. As the wise puppet once said "do or do not". Sadly, I think your X-wing is firmly stuck in the swamp here...
Huh? Why? (Score:1)
I don't understand how the tags "humor", [hard]hack", or "story" apply to this.
I see (Score:1)
A cheap rip off (Score:2)
If you're going to post something on Slashdot as original and newsworthy, it's best not to rehash something done better elsewhere and claim originality.
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Meh to the max (Score:1)
Oh come on. (Score:2)
This looks familiar... (Score:1)
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Very Blue Man Group. Check out Blue Man Group TV Heads on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaixXrzu2qY [youtube.com]
I saw their act at the Venetian in Vegas last spring. It was really fun to see live.
Give him a break (Score:1)
for art.
Like the first mouse, it needs work (Score:2)
But there is potential.
robotcowboy (Score:1)
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Since you were actually generating the music via suit and your movements, I'd give you 1000000 times the Internets I'd give the other guy. His was a "hack" while yours is a TRUE HACKER.
HEX
visit my portfolio... Book Us For Your Event (Score:1)
Let's just let the spammers post directly to the front page, shall we? *sheesh!*
Easily amused ravers (Score:2)
Those were very easily amused ravers. That looks like a rave at the high-school gym level. They didn't even have good lighting, let alone naked girls in cages.
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Because, as we know, everything is better with naked girls in cages!
To quote Lieutenant Womack, (Score:3)
That hat makes you look like an idiot.
Three words (Score:1)
Gym, tan, laundry