An Unprecedented Look At Apple's "Black Labs" 125
An anonymous reader writes "Apple recently granted ABC Nightline unprecedented access to its secretive 'black labs' where it puts upcoming products through exhaustive testing."
"Pull the trigger and you're garbage." -- Lady Blue
Considering the stink about iPhone4 (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe their testing isn't, exactly, "exhaustive".
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Uh oh, I made one of them mad. Hopefully he didn't spill his organic espresso on his vintage Ramones t-shirt, or his underemployed coworkers down at the indie record store will make fun of him.
Out of the two macs I've owned, one ultimately died because the power supply burnt out (which has never happened with any of the dozen or so PCs I'
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If any of you PC bigots have ever owned an Apple product I might listen to your "product advice" about build quality, but I'll choose the "poor reliability" of my Macbook at home over the "mission critical performance" of the Dell on my desk at work
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If you had actually read my response you would notice that (a) I said my opinion was based partially on the mac products I've owned; and (b) I was referencing STRUCTURAL DESIGN FLAWS, not build quality.
Organic espresso? Go fuck yourself.
Oooh, hit close to home there, huh?
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To put something like that into market they NEED to do extensive testing.
The thing with apple is that it just wasn't enough testing... so it wasn't AS exhaustive as the one RIM, Nokia or Motorola does.
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This "inside look" given to the ABC is just more PR spin to offset the iPhone 4 stink.
"Hey look how good our testing is. So you see, it *can't* be a product defect, it must be AT&T's network or a software glitch or somehow the fault of Nokia/RIM/Samsung. Can't be us, no siree, we have 'black labs' to do our exhaustive testing."
Re:Considering the stink about iPhone4 (Score:5, Funny)
Have you EVER tried to exhaust a Black Lab? I mean, your Golden Retriever may be something to talk about.
But the Lab? They're indefatigable!
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i get the impression that apple want people to feel the coolness of brushed metal directly. Observe the metal back of the first iphone (before they found it to affect signal quality, and changed to plastic) and the ipad. Its almost as if its a company fetish.
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Maybe their testing isn't, exactly, "exhaustive".
Just because the iPhone 4 has antenna problems doesn't mean they weren't known about beforehand and dismissed as "not enough to break the reality distortion field".
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Like I said...
Exhaustive testing? (Score:1, Funny)
Just too easy... does exhaustive testing include: HOLDING THE PHONE?
Apparently not.
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It's not a problem with testers, it's a lack of testees.
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It's not a problem with testers, it's a lack of testees.
Or ignoring the testers.
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This is going to be posted quite a bit. (Score:5, Funny)
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Apparently posting about it doesn't require using the product either.
Re:This is going to be posted quite a bit. (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently posting about it doesn't require using the product either.
You must be new here... it doesn't even require reading about the product, let alone using it.
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Any product, it doesn't matter, somebody will trash it without any knowledge whatever.
Apple's Black Labs: (Score:5, Funny)
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No joke... I'll bet recently their competitors' phones have been in these labs more than the iPhone 4g (to "prove" that they have similar problems)
How silly of them - they could have just gone to YouTube and found tons of videos showing that.
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wasn't this site meant to be 'news for nerds', and not 'news for sad pathetic little consumerists'
And what, pray tell, qualifies you as a "nerd"? The fact that you can't accept that all phones have a "death grip"?
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Out of interest, I tried the grip of death on my work Blackberry, and I couldn't get more than a 10db signal drop worst case, whereas the iPhone 4 averages a 20 db drop according to Anandtech.
http://www.anandtech.com/show/3794/the-iphone-4-review/2
Also, the Blackberry includes a numeric display of the signal strength, rather than only displaying the data only via a possibly-fiddled-by-the-marketing-department bar chart.
So how much signal did your Blackberry have compared to the iPhone before any touching started?
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So these days phones are dying even before their batteries are over, is that what you're sayin?
teehee (Score:3, Insightful)
where it puts upcoming products through exhaustive testing
Does that involve letting Apple fanboys and Apple haters handle the devices, just to be sure they can make sufficiently outrageous claims about the product?
OK, this is a reach, but here goes... (Score:2)
They can't let fanboys handle the devices, because then they have to run them through the autoclave and that messes up the electronics.
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They can't let fanboys handle the devices, because then they have to run them through the autoclave and that messes up the electronics.
Fanbois have electronics? No, this can't be true. No fanboi would put themselves in the position where they could be called an Android...
For those of us not in the US and Hulu'd up.. (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6sjH1W7hA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6sjH1W7hA [youtube.com]
Seriously, how lazy do you have to be to not make that a proper link?
ABC.. Disney.. Jobs.. (Score:5, Insightful)
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tho the shares may allow jobs and apple marketing more say in the final presentation then they would get with any other outlet.
and heck, its fun to see apples press presence backfire on them, as i claim they get much more (especially outside the tech press, where they are virtually the only company talked about beyond stock market trends) coverage then their market presence should make one think (but then their products are old school in media creation circles).
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indeed, unless most other companies, apple is downright coy.
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I might be tempted to add that perhaps his influence might be better spent on impressionable children.
Oh wait...
Re:ABC.. Disney.. Jobs.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyone else think it odd that Disney is running a puff piece for one of its major shareholders?
Somewhere around 5 media companies control about 99% of what the general population sees, hears, reads, and frankly, thinks.
So, if a rich dude invests in a major media company, then pretty much by definition there is about a 1 in 5 chance that a report from a major media outlet will be covering one of their own shareholders.
Its not like we have a free market of numerous equal competitors trying to push commodities in the media world.
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Unfortunately, (or not) Geeknet, Inc is not one of these 5 companies.
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See that? On the same day, 16th of July, they funneled dozens of journalists through those "Black Labs". Now this may have been the only one who has video footage - but lets face it: this is a DUPE
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Sorry, it's US only. (Score:1, Insightful)
Video of the "unprecedented look" is hosted on Hulu, which allows only US viewers.
Racists! ;-)
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Thank you :-)
Pity that editors did not notice the limitation and provide a YT version.
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Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder how much it costs to get your damage-limiting press release videos on to national television?
Apple are the brand that never make any mistakes. EXCEPT WHEN THEY DO. But that's because everybody makes mistakes, not just Apple.
It's important to know: all phones are susceptible to the "death grip"... it's just a tiny minor detail, not really worth mentioning, that the iPhone 4 "death grip" is "holding it normally in your left hand".
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that the iPhone 4 "death grip" is "holding it normally in your left hand".
Wait a sec, doesn't everyone use a rubber band to hold the phone to their head nowadays?
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No, most people I know use Tarzan-Grip.
Re:Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:5, Interesting)
Apple's demo videos seem faked. I have a friend with a Droid X and another with an Eris (I personally have a Nexus One - which is very similar to the Eris) - both of which seem to have negligible signal loss no matter how I hold them (at first using their video as a reference). Eris dropped a whopping 6 db signal when I held both hands around the bottom of the phone - and I have really sweaty hands most of the time. There really is no way to just hold the phone like normal or even abnormal and go from full signal to zero.
The Droid-X actually has two antennas - one at the top and bottom - holding both had similar effect.
I've only been able to handle one iPhone 4 - and just touching the two antennas on the gap for me (again sweaty hands) causes reasonably large signal loss (I really don't know because unlike Android the iPhone doesn't have an actual s-meter buried anywhere it seems).
Re:Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
There really is no way to just hold the phone like normal or even abnormal and go from full signal to zero.
Sorry, you're wrong, after holding the Eris with both hands, and feet, underwater, on top of a mesa while in a Faraday cage I experienced significant signal loss. While in comparison, I saw absolutely no signal loss after using the new bumper Apple issued (while attached to the 12 ft iTenna, but most iphone users have at least one of them)
That's a big claim... faked (Score:5, Interesting)
This is not a defense of Apple, but a statement about how large corporations work. I seriously doubt that the videos were completely faked. As with anything, the results can be spun or manipulated, but there has to be a least a shred of truth, or the lawyer attack dogs would be out by now.
Apple basically called out every single smartphone developer and said "you all suck too!" and posted videos to "prove" it. Those companies all responded so far with nothing but the same tired PR statements. If Apple was actually slandering these other phones and faked the results entirely, I'm sure these companies would love to have some extra cash plus a chance to smear one of their biggest competitors.
Now, Apple's video proof is mostly annecdotal since it's one phone and one hand. Yours is too, however. I know people who say they can't make the Apple Antenna issue happen on the iPhone 4, and I see videos on Youtube posted both before and after the iPhone 4 that point out signal loss issues with other smartphones. All of this evidence is, again, annecdotal.
From a scientific standpoint, you have to admit Apple's doing a good job of basically trying to throw a bunch of "proof" out there and making people pick thru it. It stirs in just enough doubt to make everyone stop and think. The hard core haters and fanboys won't change their mind, but this is like election politics, it's not about swaying everyone, just trying to tilt the balance in their favor.
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I have a very good idea as to how marketing works, I used to work for a marketing^W, sorry Corporate Communications company.
It is far easier to fake the results you want then to go through an elaborate testing procedu
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Another anecdote to offer support to what you're saying. I was at a poker game the other night and noticed that two of the other guys also had iPhone 4s. I asked them about their reception and both said they hadn't had any problems and couldn't replicate the problem -- neither one was using a case. I have a case on my phone now, but I used it without a case for 3 weeks and was able to reproduce the bar drop one time when I was in a fairly weak signal area. It dropped from 3 bars to 1. I haven't dropped a ca
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Steve's only telling a half lie (half truth for the optimistic fanboys).
He's right in that all phones drop signal when being held but normally it's imperceptible. The effect tends to become less pronounced the closer you get to a
Re:Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:5, Insightful)
On the iPhone 4, the antenna is external and does not have a dielectric coating. In addition to attenuating the signal with their meaty consumer-hands, the user can actually modify the performance characteristics of the antenna(for the worse); by being conductive enough to count as part of it, or by bridging the two sections.
Apple has, naturally, been doing their best to conflate these two distinct antenna issues. All phones suffer from finger-meat signal attenuation. The iPhone is pretty much the only phone in the industry that has an exposed, externally conductive, antenna. Even the old-school designs with external pull-up antennas generally had those coated with plastic, and the user was hardly encouraged to hold the phone by a flexible extending antenna, rather than by the body.
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In other news does anyone have any idea if there are any brands of spray paint which are a good dielectric?
Any sprayable lacquer will do just fine, thing is, it won't last too long. You might want to try some Kapton tape [anandtech.com]...
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Although you may be right, this is only a problem if the calls get dropped. And it is not so certain that they will as a result of the new antenna design, except in areas where the signal is weak to begin with.
This is Jobs' point, not necessarily conflating two separate issues. In essence, he is saying "something causes our phones to attenuate signal, but something causes all phones to attenuate signal." The fact that these two somethings are different is not really relevant.
What's relevant is the degree
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Except that it isn't a guaranteed dropped call. It's a drop in reception, which may cause a dropped call. Similarly, attenuation can result in a dropped call, although its effects are generally less severe.
From the user's point of view, the important thing is that the iPhone 4 has an unusually large drop in performance when touched at a certain spot. Nothing else matters.
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It may guarantee a drop in signal strength, but not a dropped call. A dropped call will occur as a result of this issue when the signal is weak to begin with. However, since the iPhone has higher sensitivity than other phones at lower signal strengths, this issue is still mitigated.
-dZ.
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Wow, "troll"? Really? A response that qualifies and adds perspective to a previous post a "troll"?
-dZ.
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This whole fiasco is really
1 part Engineering Mistake by Apple (Placing the week spot in an easy to use spot)
2 parts Anti-Apple fan-boyism (We want to feel cool and smart for choosing an Android phone over the Iphone).
1 part Apple Competitor egging on.
1 part viral internet spreading
1 part non-geek reproducible allowing for non-geeks to confirm the problem, it is easy to show and copy.
1 part customer problems
Yes Apple Messed up... But it isn't a huge mistake. I have seen Apple Mess up on their designs for m
Hulu sucks (Score:1, Informative)
It's like a golden ticket! (Score:2)
I can't get to the link. (Score:1)
Cute dogs always makes people happy.
Puh-lease! (Score:1, Troll)
OMG, when will the Apple spin machine take a fricking rest? Secretive "black labs?" Sure they aren't killer canines?
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Apple's main product is spun hype. Their physical products are just the dongle. So it shouldn't surprise anybody that their spin machine never takes a rest.
Anti-Internet Territorial blocking (Score:2, Insightful)
Did they show em the... (Score:1)
...waterboard/torture room where they jog the memory of people who lose or misplace their prototypes?
They are prioritizing the black labs (Score:1)
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The white ones will turn out to be valuable collectors items. Because the market demand for the product is dying * before the white ones can be brought to market. Look for 'White iPhone 4' to be a rare collectible on eBay in about 10 years.
(*all the true-believers already have theirs. regular folks aren't going to buy a turkey)
And yet, (Score:1, Insightful)
Black robots... (Score:1)
Next Activision game! (Score:2, Funny)
Call of Duty: Black Labs
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In a soundproof room... nobody can hear you scream.
Disappointingly (Score:1)
They did not show Sector C Test Labs & Control Facilities.
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They were about to bring the anti-mass spectrometer up to 110% power when Steve had to cut the tour short.
However he promised to show them the Apple Enrichment Centre and provide cake on their next visit.
This just in: (Score:2)