Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

There is nothing better than a captive audience.

What?

[segin]

seriously...

It's The Onion!

[choas]

Put it in idle, where it belongs, FFS!

Shouldn't this be Idle?

[prichardson]

This is not Apple news. This belongs in the Idle section. This is what the Idle section was created for. It makes stories like this easy to spot and thus easy to ignore.

Well..

[Wovel]

It is about as valid a story as 5 out of the last 10 Apple stories..Onion fantasy is not all that different from BGR fantasy, it just tends to be funnier.

spot on

[sharp3]

Nice. I can imagine most of my Apple owning friends hanging out at such an establishment, drinking a light tazo tea and discussing twitter feed apps.

Apple Friend Bar

[turnkey-web]

Is this as reliable as the Iphone Signal Bar??