

Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products 7
There is nothing better than a captive audience.
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.
What? (Score:1)
It's The Onion! (Score:1)
Shouldn't this be Idle? (Score:2)
This is not Apple news. This belongs in the Idle section. This is what the Idle section was created for. It makes stories like this easy to spot and thus easy to ignore.
Well.. (Score:2)
It is about as valid a story as 5 out of the last 10 Apple stories..Onion fantasy is not all that different from BGR fantasy, it just tends to be funnier.
spot on (Score:1)
Apple Friend Bar (Score:1)