Apple Updates iMac, iLife, .Mac 528
Apple just announced new iMacs. They are aluminum and come in 20" (two models) and 24". There's a new view called "Events" in iPhoto that should make it easier to deal with large photo libraries. Apple's .Mac service is enhanced with .Mac Web Gallery, which integrates with the new iTunes and also the iPhone. It's a Web 2.0 app now. And iMovie is being replaced by a completely new app of the same name. Steve Jobs claimed that with it you can put together a 5-minute movie in 30 minutes, and he demo'ed that from the stage. iWeb, iDVD, and GarageBand get new features too. And .Mac subscribers get 10 GB of storage. Here is Engadget's blow-by-blow coverage, and Wired's.
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
That time of the year again (Score:5, Funny)
(from the Apple Product Life Cycle) [misterbg.org]
Geez (Score:5, Funny)
It's a Web 2.0 app now... (Score:5, Funny)
Some of us Luddites are a bit slow to upgrade.
Re:I, for one, welcome our... (Score:2, Funny)
I got a small chuckle from.... (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, does he really talk like that? (Score:5, Funny)
"Blow-by-blow" coverage? (Score:1, Funny)
Do we really need that kind of visual, considering fanbois' well-documented oral fixation with everything Apple?
*ducks*
Re:Geez (Score:4, Funny)
Re:New iMac keyboard (Score:3, Funny)
Balloons (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can we please kill off "Web X.Y"? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Balloons (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCi6KmQsAhc [youtube.com]
Dovetails nicely with iPhone. (Score:5, Funny)
Apple is slowly phasing tactile response out of their input devices. Started with mice, then the iPhone, and now with keyboards. Soon, we will live in a polished world where nothing lets us know we touched it! I hope Apple never enters the sex industry.
Re:Wow, does he really talk like that? (Score:2, Funny)
But "screw" IS a verb!
I disagree (Score:3, Funny)
I disagree. Entirely.
I'd be more than happy to wait in line for 6 hours so I can take home a stunningly beautiful iGirl that doesn't give me any feedback no matter how much I touch her, doesn't break when dropped, doesn't scratch easily, is good for up to 8 hours of activity (as long as I turn her wireless off), goes to sleep at the touch of a button and comes with a 2 year warranty.
For sure. Sign me up.
Of course, I'll probably regret it when they come out with a model next year that's a little bit lighter, and a little bit thinner...
Re:Geez (Score:5, Funny)
Goths.
Re:I disagree (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I disagree (Score:4, Funny)
Is .Mac (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What's the videocard like? (Score:2, Funny)
This card should work fine for adventure games. I have used it for Zork I,II and III
the whole Sorcerer series and my personal favorite Suspended and the card was always
able to keep up.
Re:Down with the Apple monopoly (Score:4, Funny)
For some reason, I think of her whenever I see the people who work at the Apple store. They look like someone cuts the crust off their sandwiches for them, and they're proud of it.
But anyway, if you want to buy Apple in Chicago and don't want to pay 18 bucks to park downtown (and get skeeved out by the people who work in the Apple Store), MicroCenter has a nice big parking lot, and there's a PetSmart next door so you can buy kibble for you ferret when you're done.
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Re:Geez (Score:2, Funny)