iPod-Jacked 661
Rick and Roll writes "In a story on Wired, entitled Feel Free to Jack Into My iPod, an iPod owner shares experiences he has had with other iPod owners, namely the plugging of his headphones into a stranger's jack. It began when a woman in her 30's walked up to him while he was on a walk, unplugged her headphone jack from her iPod, and motioned for him to plug his in. They then listened to each other's music for about 30 seconds. He has then shared with about a dozen iPod listeners, with most of the strangers reciprocating. According to the article, the practice has also cropped up in other communities. Listeners acquire tastes for different kinds of music, just like on internet/LAN file sharing networks. An interesting read."
Commercial? (Score:5, Insightful)
Warily unplugging his own earbuds, Crandall gingerly plugged them into the woman's iPod, and was greeted by a rush of techno.
"We listened for about 30 seconds," Crandall said. "No words were exchanged. We nodded and walked off."
Why do I get the feeling that this would make a great Apple commercial? I could see them playing this out and it still fitting into the clean and slick Apple marketing image.
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
Jackboots... (Score:5, Funny)
Everyone knows the RIAA Stormtroopers wear Jackboots!
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iPod. We'll show you why 2004 won't be like 1984.
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Interesting)
iPod. We'll show you why 2004 won't be like 1984.
I still can't believe they missed the chance to do another one in '01:
Mac OS X: The reason why 2001 will be like 2001
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
OPEN the CD-Rom bay DOOR, HAL...
Dammit, why don't they just have a button!
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You could get a virus like that! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:You could get a virus like that! (Score:4, Funny)
The setting: 1992 in Argentina (where we never had any type of qualms w/ pirating software) and w/ PC's getting fairly popular, the first places selling copied games were starting to appear. This places sold games in 5 1/4 disks for a small fortune.
So I go as a 12 year old kid w/ my hard saved *australes* ($$) and buy a copy of RICK DANGEROUS. Get home, put the disk in, execute the .com and... the file was either corrupted or the disk was damaged.
So i go back to the place to get it copied again and I explain the situation to the girl behind the counter (girlfriend of geek running the place probably). She takes the disk, looks at it and realizes that it was *unprotected* (no piece of scotch tape covering the *thingy* to copy protect them)... she said: "This is your fault, you should have protected it... It could have gotten a virus on your way home... couldn't it??"
-Facun.Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now...
Cut to a darkened nightclub... dark-broody iPod guy is approached by sultry sex-goddess... girl eyes up the guy, and offers her "input port" for him to "plug" himself into... roll cheesy porno music, zoom on his minijack plug sliding into the iPod.. bow wow chicka woooooow!
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
Cut to a darkened nightclub... fat, slobby iPod guy is approached by sultry woman in her mid-twenties. The guy's eyes widen and grow large as he realizes that she's going to speak to him. All of a sudden the girl leans into his neck to listen to what's playing on his earbuds. The man takes his iPod out of his pocket and holds it in front of him to offer to let her plug her earbuds in. However, the girl motions that she doesn't have an iPod. The man walks away from the woman disgusted.
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
Dude once you use a stoned teenager in your advertising all bets are off...
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Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Funny)
or Apple should consider airing Steve Ballmer's iPod commercial [macboy.com] (warning: Flash movie).
Re:Commercial? (Score:5, Insightful)
Easy. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Commercial? (Score:4, Insightful)
mod grandparent up to +6 scarey-cause-its-true
Odds are it -was- a commercial (Score:3, Insightful)
by a paid representative (through an intermediary no doubt).
these things happen people, so when some cute chick approaches you and asks you to buy her a specific brand of vodka, or offers to loan you a particular brand of cigarette... she's isn't necessarily a normal person. judging by the situation, she's lik
Re:Odds are it -was- a commercial (Score:3, Insightful)
Consider that the gentleman in question already owned the product supposedly being marketed. That makes this angle very unlikely.
But this kind of thing is not without precedent. I remember hearing about a company marketing their gadget-with-a-camera product by hiring actors (a man and a woman) to ask strange
Re:Odds are it -was- a commercial (Score:3, Insightful)
Consider that the gentleman in question already owned the product supposedly being marketed. That makes this angle very unlikely.
Perhaps they want to build a culture of people sharing music with iPods. If they get enough people to do this, others will see this and buy an iPod instead of other products because they can be part of a "special" group.
Besides, when these things happen, people want to tell others about it. This guy even wrote an article about the "phenomena" :-)
Re:Odds are it -was- a commercial (Score:3, Informative)
Since the young woman walked up to the man, yanked his cord out of his jack, and invited him to plug it into her jack, it should be obvious what she was selling.
Geeks can be so dense sometimes.
Re:Odds are it -was- a commercial (Score:4, Funny)
That's how it works with these IP rackets... first, they lure you in with the boobies... then, before you know it... lawsuit!
Re:Next will be the We-Pod (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ho Hum (Score:5, Insightful)
Apple has created a portable platform with continual software enhancements on both the desktop and device ends--Creative has created a line of "dumb" music players.
Hence the price differentiation.
so cool (Score:5, Funny)
That's quite cool.
"What are you listening to?" may end up being the 2000's version of "What's your sign?". It's a nice, safe, social sharing event without the drawbacks and risks of disease or mental impairment.
NB: I'm not saying that having an iPod will get
Re:so cool (Score:3, Funny)
It's a nice, safe, social sharing event without the drawbacks and risks of ... mental impairment.
You haven't been listening to music on the radio much lately, have you?
Re:so cool (Score:5, Funny)
Drawbacks?
Mental Impairment?
You'll have a heaping serving of both if you jack into an iPod full of boy band tripe. Then you can repossess the iPod on principle.
Re:so cool (Score:3, Funny)
I can just imagine plugging into one and hearing "MMMMMMMMBOP!"
I can also imagine subsequently spending about 30 years in prison for ruthlessly ripping apart a teenage girl.
Re:so cool (Score:5, Insightful)
why, because they're rich enough to own an ipod so they're trustable?
mmmm smells publicity stuntlishus.
Re:so cool (Score:5, Insightful)
The walkman could not store your entire CD library, sorted into playlists of your favorite singles.
Walk up to somebody listening to a CD player, and they are probably listening to some deep track on the B side of an album, and the song itself tells you very little about them.
Walk up to somebody listening to any high-capacity MP3 player that's sorted into playlists, and they are probably listening to one of their favorite songs at the moment you interrupt them.
In my book, that's infinitely cooler... although there is the risk that somebody wants to hear what you are listening to at the very moment you are playing something off your "guilty pleasures" list (say, for example, "All The Things She Said", by t.A.T.u., that fake-lesbian pop duo from last year), leading to "you listen to that!?" awkwardness. People who worry about such a thing would always be listening to what they want to be seen listening to whenever they are out on the sidewalk.
iPods DO get you laid (Score:5, Funny)
"Oooh, iPod!" she said. Turned out that she was very much into music, and my having an iPod showed her that I shared that. Also that I had large amounts of disposable income, which didn't hurt.
We spent at least a half-hour of our first date going through the music on my iPod. Dated for 6 months.
I spot folks with iPods all the time. Largely male, though. But you can bet that I'm going to start "sharing" my music with any female iPod owners I see from now on.
Re:iPods DO get you laid (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, my iPod has gotten me laid
CUPERTINO, California (API) --Apple Computer today announced a projected shortage of iPods this holiday season after an unexpected surge in sales beginning at 3:52 pm Friday, November 21. Representatives from Apple expressed puzzlement, saying they were not aware of any promotions or advertising which could have provoked the sudden rush of sales. According to Apple, inventories expected to last through the December were exhasted in the span of a few hours.
Intruder alert! (Score:3, Funny)
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Promiscuous Plugging Outlawed! (Score:4, Insightful)
Next, the RIAA will follow around boomboxers and low-riders charging all the innocent passers-by for the music they are listening to. The boomboxer/low-rider will be summarily executed for unauthorized distribution of music and performing copyrighted works without license. Mothers humming to their babies will be given tit-twisters as punishment unless they pay ASCAP fees. Especially nursing mothers with sore nipples.
You know, I think I'd rather default to a booky than swap a song. After the Wired article, I think the mob treats people better than the RIAA.
Re:Promiscuous Plugging Outlawed! (Score:4, Informative)
Is this my first ever troll? (Score:4, Funny)
I always thought Mac users were odd, and this proves it.
Re:Is this my first ever troll? (Score:4, Interesting)
It also shows that iPod's audience is more niche (or considers itself so) than for, say, walkman...it's not like plugging in headphones is any new technical trick, but you didn't see this w/ Sony walkman so much.
On the other hand, it might be niche, but a big enough audience that you're likely to see other people with one...
I wonder if there's any iPod vs. generic MP3 player snobbery?
Re:Is this my first ever troll? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is this my first ever troll? (Score:2)
Re:Is this my first ever troll? (Score:5, Funny)
The original title of the article was "Feel Free to Jack Off on my iPod". See what a single-buttoned mouse will do to a person?
yep (Score:5, Funny)
yeah, we go outside,
meet girls,....all kinds of "odd" stuff.
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This feels dirty (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This feels dirty (Score:5, Funny)
The girl sitting next to me... (Score:2, Insightful)
Has her headphones up all the way...I can hear what she's playing all day.
Right now it's Fifty Cent.
Only 84 minutes until 5:00pm...thank god it's a Friday.
Re:The girl sitting next to me... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The girl sitting next to me... (Score:2)
God, I'm sorry. Perhaps one of these [cnet.com] could help. If not you could always try one of these [hooverfence.com]. But then you would need on of these [fake-passport.com]. Well, good day.
Unexpected... (Score:2, Insightful)
It's a small world afterall...and it's getting smaller every day.
Damon,
bluetooth (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:bluetooth (Score:2)
This is a pretty fantastic idea... I'm sure our friends at the RIAA would like it too...
Re:bluetooth (Score:4, Interesting)
When I got to the sub, I found 4 other phones and a Ipaq, one of them wanted the files from my phone. but all of the sudden, the trip home was a bit more fun.
Go old school... (Score:2)
Re:bluetooth (Score:5, Interesting)
Ever notice how people in planes, etc, like to see what the person next to them is reading/writing/doing/wearing? Just seems to be in our nature to know what other people are interested in.
Imagine a technology that allows people to broadcast whatever content they choose to a small area. (Actually the technology exists. The standards aren't quite there, yet.) Call it eFashion if you want, but I have a thought that this could be a big thing, because it allows people to express themselves in yet another way. Just have to let the IP lawyers sort it out after the fact.
Re:bluetooth (Score:3, Funny)
Re:bluetooth (Score:5, Interesting)
This is technology bringing people together, which is pretty uncommon. Most of it just serves to keep us as far apart as possible.
Re:bluetooth (Score:5, Funny)
STD? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:STD? (Score:5, Funny)
Clap on, clap off.
Dear Penthouse, (Score:5, Funny)
I used to do this (Score:2, Interesting)
REFUND! (Score:5, Funny)
Whenever I run into another iPod owner, all they ever ask is "what size is it?" No one ever offers to swap a little toonage.
And I bet these are the same people who say size doesn't matter.
This zig brought to you by Cats.
Re:REFUND! (Score:2)
Re:REFUND! (Score:2)
No one ever offers to swap a little toonage.
I think you mean, "toon-tang", in this particular instance.
Re:REFUND! (Score:5, Funny)
She turned quite red when she realized how that sounded.
Ah, the joys of portable technology.
Kinda scary (Score:4, Funny)
Err, I'm sorry, I thought that was your earphone plug.
Re:Kinda scary (Score:2, Funny)
I thought that was your earphone jack.
Reminds me... (Score:2)
Don't ask me of the result, not a pleasing memory at all..
iPod Porn (Score:4, Funny)
This reads like a line from some porn story.
Sharing of another kind? (Score:2, Insightful)
Sharing Music (Score:3, Funny)
Put Your Music Where Your Mouth Is (Score:4, Insightful)
This is considered news worthy ? (Score:2)
Will we read about flash mobs next ?
Sunny Dubey
Kids Remember: (Score:2)
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RIAA Lawyers Scramble! (Score:5, Funny)
That's nothing... (Score:2)
Soon we'll all be jacking into each other's squeezeboxes. [slimdevices.com]
Write About People Pooping With Their iPods Next? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd be more impressed if the iPods had something like the Neuros and could broadcast stuff, and you tune into other people's local broadcasts. Doesn't Apple have Rendezvous autoconfig software tech, couldn't they turn every iPod into a convenient super-local radio broadcaster? That would be a tech story.
This is just lame. Doing a search for the "Leander Kahney" it seems there is no iPod story too trivial for s/he to write and for Wired to publish.
What's next? iPodders describe music they listen to as they poo? And we get to read about it? Ugh.
Re:Write About People Pooping With Their iPods Nex (Score:3, Interesting)
No, nobody ever listeneed to another person's Walkman in the 1980s/19902. There were no boomboxes, no ghetto blasters, no tricked-out car stereos. Nobody ever made mix tapes, or DJd at College Radio stations, or broadcast bizarre video selections on Public Access.
There were no digital music players, no hard disk music players, no Internet streaming audio apps, no MP3s, and certainly no random sharing of music.
No, in fact we were all living in the D
Inappropriate... (Score:5, Funny)
STOP PIRACY (Score:5, Funny)
What if this "journalist" stole some music he was planning to buy, and didn't like it? He might never buy it! That's a lost sale.
I immediately demand that Apple Computer permanantly bolt the headphone jack into the iPod, and the headphones should not be removable from the ear once inserted. Also, the volume should be capped so that others nearby can't "listen in" (or steal, in other words).
We will sue one cute 12-year-old girl per week, until our demands are met. If our demands are not met after 60 days, we will begin issuing search warrants to 75-year-olds, to be carried out by federal marshals at 3am. If our demands aren't met after 120 days, then, well, I can't get into details, but the code-name for our plan is known as "OPERATION SELECTIVE SILENCE". It's pretty horrible.
Sincerely,
the new head of the RIAA
What next? (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Futarama Reference (Score:5, Funny)
"Bender, are you jacking on again?"
Sorry, just can't help myself...
I did this once... (Score:2)
Fellas, be wary of strange women who offer you to plug into them. Chances are that you're not the first, and her tastes aren't discriminating!
It's too bad (Score:5, Interesting)
However, Creative jukeboxes can, and when the drab PC community catches up I wonder if people will not only listen to other people's music, but share it too- like a p2p network in flesh-space!
do the same with iTunes (Score:2, Informative)
Very 1st Walkman Ever Had Dual Headphone Ability (Score:5, Interesting)
The dual headphone feature remained for a couple of product iterations but was then dropped to save a few pennies on production when they realised virtually nobody ever used this music sharing feature.
The thinking is that Sony were wary of introducing an exclusively personal electronic device and wanted to be able to market as having *some* social aspect.
important note (Score:4, Informative)
Did these people miss Health Class? (Score:2)
Wanna bet... (Score:5, Interesting)
What....? (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean, isn't this like flash mobs, satellite radio, and Cue Cats?
I've never met anyone who'd want to "jack my Pod", and I think I'd probably slug anyone reaching for it.
Re:What....? (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, it feels like a PR plant. You know, those things that seem too scripted to be real? Given that a large portion of Apple's success in creating its current image came from (aside from cool ads) extensive PR.
Remember, Apple has managed to take a small user-base, and turn them into a bunch of fanatics, right on par with Harley fanatics, only probably more feeble.
P.S. I'd rather be modded insightful than funny to help people who
Re:What....? (Score:3, Interesting)
Where in my post did I say cult? Oh wait, I didn't. When I use the term fanatic, I mean one who is very brand loyal and who thinks very highly of the company/product. It is not an insult, it is simply a descriptive term to rate the level of customer loyalty.
Special IPod Headphones? (Score:5, Insightful)
I used to do this on the school bus when I was twelve. But I didn't think it had anything to do with the brand of walkman I was listening to.
Which brings me to the question: is this a news article or astroturf?
Dubious (Score:3, Insightful)
Wired reporter: I need one source that doesn't flow directly from this Crandall joker. I think I'll phone up Pixar.
*ring* *ring*
Pixar: Hello?
Wired reporter: Hello! Ipod jacking, blah, blah, blah...
Pixar: Uh... look... I'm really busy with... umm, the Finding Nemo DVD release! Yeah!
*click*
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OK, why on earth should I believe even one word from this story?
The guy's blog, says that they thank each other:
We then stand and listen to each other's music for a minute or so, unjack, thank the other person and move on... (from: http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/2003/09/i
The Wired article says they don't speak at all:
"We listened for about 30 seconds," Crandall said. "No words were exchanged. We nodded and walked off."
OK, so some people say thanks and others don't. Fine.
But here's the clincher: He listens to indigenous music from northern Europe all the time, and has never heard trance. Yeah, right! Indigenous music from northern Europe?!
This monkey Crandall desperately wants attention. He desperately wants people to let him listen to their iPods. So he decides to start a trend. So he calls up Wired and plants a story, and the reporter doesn't think to question the fact that noone else has heard of this...
(Tinfoil hat time: And maybe he's traveling to Cambridge soon, so he nudges them a bit, saying he's heard it's starting there, too, so they'll be ready when he gets there!?)
OK, I'm done ranting now.
zach
Re:Why in the world. (Score:3, Funny)
from the slow-news-fridays dept