A Christmas Easter Egg in iPhoto? 72
GodotJr writes "Early Christmas morning I downloaded some digital pictures into iPhoto on OS X 10.2.3. My trusty iBook began playing what sounded like a repeating Irish jig. I thought I had accidentally started iTunes, but no, only iPhoto was running. The 'jig' continued until I quit the application at which point a childs voice said something I didn't quite catch (!) and then a choir belted out 'Hallelujah!', once, and was silent. A restart of iPhoto did not get me an encore performance. Has anyone else experienced this?"
Re:It's the Christmas Virus.... (Score:1)
And we've all seen how many virii have been written for them.
At best, the parent is a lame troll. More likely though, just some AC stupid enough to believe that everyone engineers software just as poorly as Microsoft.
Let's see, how many vulnerabilities have been found for OS X in the last two years (hint: I can count them on a hand)? How many of them were due to piss poor planning by Microsoft (hint: It's over 60%)?
Re:It's the Christmas Virus.... (Score:2)
Well, Mac OS X did ship with a version of IE that automatically executed binhex files upon download. This would allow someone to make an application look like a binhex and have IE execute it without the user knowing. But hey, this one is Microsoft's fault.
Please mod parent down (Score:1)
too much eggnog? (Score:3, Funny)
Not one mine... (Score:2)
Re:mac idiots (Score:1)
nope (Score:1)
Hehe... (Score:1)
Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:1)
Re:Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:5, Insightful)
I loaded pics into iPhoto yesterday, too, and nothing like this happened.
Between the fake Sony/Nintendo story from a few days ago, yesterday's fake iTunes/Ogg story, and this story, I'm starting to wonder if we're seeing a new form of trolling. Rather than posting silly comments, the trolls have started submitting silly stories.
And they're getting good at it.
*sigh* (Score:2)
Yes, the submissions bin can be a multi-edged sword, and I have the scars to proove it. :(
Re:*sigh* (Score:2)
Then again I'm still kinda grumpy that my story about Firefly's cancellation got bounced. Oh, well. Somehow life goes on.
Stupid? (Score:3, Informative)
This is the the kind of mindset I'm in, right now. I'm sorry it doesn't jive with yours, but I don't think it all that impossible that Apple would code an easter egg in iPhoto for Christmas, and figured it would be interesting to see if anyone else ran in to this kind of behavior.
Heck, this is a sectional story, so I figured it was appropriate. How else are you going to know what is going on around the computing world without polling your peers?
Re:Stupid? (Score:2, Insightful)
Editorial void = Users annoyed (Score:2)
This isn't news, factual, OR interesting.
But, have a merry Christmas anyways.
Re:Editorial void = Users annoyed (Score:1)
Re:Editorial void = Users annoyed (Score:1)
yup. Looks like it.
If there is a void, why don't you please FILL IT? (Score:2)
For the record, I am technically on vacation. I am posting to Slashdot because it is something I love to do and I will post the topics that interest me, and I have every intent of trying to see if I can figure out what is going on...just as soon as I can get back to my Powerbook which is 250 miles away (and was 250 miles away when I posted this article).
Seriously, if you feel there is a void, why don't you make your best attempts to fill it rather than bitching, whining and moaning about something that you have in your power to fix?
And a Happy New Year to you, too.
Re:Editorial void = Users annoyed (Score:2)
Boy, I love watching people eat their feet. I'd join you, but I've already had dinner.
Re:Stupid? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:4, Informative)
Lately I have the impression that the editors don't even read the submission itself, only the title ! I understand that there must perhaps be a zillion submissions every day, but comeon...
Taco : as much as an innovative moderation system was needed for comments as the userbase grew exponentionally, you also need to have a brilliant concept to moderate the editors (except you and Hemos offcourse
Re:Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:1)
If you think the community could do any better--do you really think that even if they had a system like "Metamoderate", where 10 stories were displayed and the user had to rank them "Troll" or "Good", and if 20 people ranked "good", then the story would be posted, that it would be any better? Odd as it may be, Taco and the fuzzy little editors of Slashdot are probably among the top 10% intelligence-wise.
Yes, I know this is offtopic, but if someone can post something complaining about the quality of
-Sara
Re:Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:2, Insightful)
Yes, it would. Go look at kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org] sometime.
Re:Look at iPhoto's about box! (Score:1)
Just because kuro5hin does it doesn't mean Slashdot needs to. Kuro5hin also seems to have a different "troll" population (with Slashdot having far more/more obnoxious trolls) If Slashdot were to follow this, the editors would still be *VERY* necessary to filter out the troll posts that might get by as trolls launched a concerted attack to have a story posted about CmdrTaco running off with Jeb Bush to Tallahassee.
-Sara
Fellacious Gibberish (Score:1)
This is fellacious gibberish. It was not Damiam's suggestion that
Whether or not "the community is a different model" doesn't enter into it. The issue at hand is whether or not different levels of filtering and weighing from larger or smaller pools of people improve the quality of posted stories.
If you're going to argue with somebody, at least take the time to argue the points they actually made.
Re:Fellacious Gibberish (Score:1)
My "argument" was not that Damiam was suggesting that slashdot do as K5 does. It was that, while it works at K5 for whatever combination of reasons, I don't think that it would help at Slashdot, which was my original question--whether community ranking of stories would work on Slashdot, which I don't think it would.
The reason? Because kuro5hin, for whatever reason, seems to attract a much brighter audience (in general) than Slashdot. Slashdot has a large percentage of trolls and complete losers that would just make the ranking-of-stories system as unreliable as the ranking-of-comments system has become.
Something about Slashdot makes trolls very trollish, and I think that even some of our more intelligent posters double up as trolls on their free time under an alternate user name. Anything that is user-controlled on Slashdot is going to be heavily trolled.
That said, I do think that user-moderated stories would be a nice thing, if only because it would give yet another way of offering feedback to the community, even if it's totally inefficient due to the waste-of-humanity called the troll.
I like your creative combination of fellatios and fallacious, though. A false statement that orally stimulates the male genitals, I suppose.
-Sara
Re:Fellacious Gibberish (Score:1)
Isn't that largely the raison d'etre of superblogs? Lots of mostly male geeks spouting falsehoods in order to make their gonads feel better?
If this Easter Egg is for real... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If this Easter Egg is for real... (Score:1, Informative)
Re:If this Easter Egg is for real... (Score:2)
Now compare that to earlier Apple easter eggs, or even the 3D games found in some Microsoft apps.
Re:If this Easter Egg is for real... (Score:2)
bloat (Score:2)
Re:If this Easter Egg is for real... (Score:3, Insightful)
Er, nothing?
Seriously, dropping an Easter Egg into an app is usually pretty trivial. I mean, if you code with a certain amount of respect for the Model-View-Controller paradigm, an Easter Egg is just another View. An afternoon's work, and given the complexities of other stuff thqt iPhoto does, probably doesn't measurably impact on the final design at all. It ain't gonna affect the code freeze, QA and release milestones, that's for sure. If the argument is that the inclusion of an Easter Egg implies lower overal product quality, I respectfully disagree. From my experience, the presence or not of an Easter Egg is not any reasonable rulestick of overall quality.
Anyway, an Easter Egg is just something we do to make coding fun on slow days, and to sneak a pun or inside joke into the product. It's also a way I can get my mom to see that I really did work on that application. Though, really, there isn't any true reason my mom needs to run the app I work on. But there you have it.
Easter Eggs forbidden? (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.dvmug.org/ApplePRESS/ApplePRESS1002.pd
"Apple has strictly forbidden engineering staff to create Easter Eggs in software created at Apple's campus"
Can anyone confirm?
Re:Easter Eggs forbidden? (Score:2)
I don't think this one is real, however. I loaded lots of photos yesterday, and nothing happened. Maybe the guy was playing a CD with a bonus track (you know, where the last song ends....and then there's a bunch of silence....and then something comes on at the very end).
Re:Easter Eggs forbidden? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Easter Eggs forbidden? (Score:1)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2, Informative)
Not only that... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:please mod parent down (Score:2)
iPhoto can't play Ogg files either. Please mod the parent down so that people who don't know the difference between pictures and sounds do not get confused. And because I said so.
Look in the bundle, people (Score:4, Informative)
iPhoto/Contents/Resources/Music/Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring.mp3 (3 MB)
iPhoto/Contents/Resources/Music/Minuet in G.mp3 (1.7 MB)
Re:Look in the bundle, people (Score:1)
Re:Look in the bundle, people (Score:1)
Windows X-Mas surprise. (Score:3, Funny)
=]
Two rumors... (Score:1)
Let's Assume (Score:1, Informative)
iPhoto:Contents:Resources:Music:two files
J.S. Bach's Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring, for six and twelve string guitars, performed by well know Leo Kottke (likely a copyrighted song in MP3 format), 3MB, (approx 3 minutes) can be found.
Also Mozart's Minuet in G, no artist, album, etc. recorded, also arranged for guitar, 1.5MB (approx 1:30 minutes) is present. In OSX Finder both will look like two iTunes (or other MP3 player) in the Finder.
Simply option-drag to desktop to copy and play in iTunes (or other MP3 player)
Neither of these sounds especially like an "Irish jig," although if the listener is unfamiliar with them and due to being played by acoustic fingerstyle guitar, it's conceivable they might be thought to be an "Irish jig." (long shot)
Neither MP3 has anything remotely sounding like a child's voice. The fact that the person reporting this occurrence did not see iTunes launch is irrelevant. He would have to run 'top' or the Apple Process Viewer, etc. to verify this as it could have been launched in "hidden view" like any other application launched by the Login preference pane, as an example, no difficult task for a programmer.
It does *not* appear, however, that these are the two files being played based on the initial description which, if the observer was in a state of surprise, hung over from a bit of eggnog containing alcoholic spirits et al & etc., may not have noticed.
"Disguishing" an Easter Egg something like the two files noted is not going to be an easy task. File size is going to be a giveaway in some other resource even if an attempt is made to hide it. Further examination of resources in iPhoto, which appears to have triggered this (was iTunes already running in "hidden" mode and the user forgot this fact?) etc. etc.
There are many possibilities here aside from a hoax if one uses a little (or lot) of imagination. Or it could just be a hoax.
So what are those two MP3 files, both featuring classical music arranged for guitar, doing in iPhoto?
Beats me. I'm not a programmer, just a dumb end user who knows that "inexplicable" things, AKA bugs, do happen, are made to happen, and may be triggered by some phase of the moon or the amount of snowfall on Christmas day (or lack thereof) which our reporter experienced at his location.
Happy Holidays!
Re:Let's Assume (Score:2)
They are there as accompaniment for slide shows. If you set up a slide show, you get an option to play music with it, and those two are on the default menu.
Re:Let's Assume (Score:2, Informative)
Myster Explained (Score:2)
Open iPhoto =>click on "share" => click on "slideshow" => look through the "music" pulldown.
No, not yet (Score:1)
Christmas Egg? (Score:2, Funny)
Jobs: "You fuckers put in an easter egg. You know the rules! You're all fucking fired, you fucks!"
Staff: "But Mr. Jobs, it's not an EASTER egg, it's a CHRISTMAS egg! Get it?"
J: "Awww. That's pretty darn cute. I'll mention it at the next expo."
S: "Whew, does that mean we're not fired?"
J: "Hell no, you fucks better clean out your desk by this afternoon, that easter egg or christmas egg or goddamn kwanza egg shit doesn't sell software you know."
S: *weep*
Janie Porsche... (Score:1, Funny)
That explains it (Score:1)
The iPhoto 1.2 release will remove the busy wait and replace it with one in the iCal helper app slowing the whole machine down.