Ants Invade iBook 558
xkranda writes "Seriously ... this is off the Apple Discussions site. Apparently some poor sap's iBook became infested with ants. All I have to say is ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!!!"
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.
That's funny. (Score:3, Funny)
Also, please don't mod me into oblivion for making a lame joke =)
Re:That's funny. (Score:5, Funny)
isn't it obvious? (Score:5, Funny)
I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
They'd get fried by the heat of the x86 chips. PPC chips run cooler.
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:2)
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
Now you are inviting crickets
Not really. They're all too busy acting as consciences to little wooden children.
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3)
What aspect of my liberal arts eductaion has been severely neglected to the point that I have no idea what you're talking about??
By the way, I was gonna make a dumb joke about Macsbug, but that looks pretty pointless now.
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I knew it all along... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:not all that funny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:not all that funny (Score:3, Funny)
The reason that ants will infest electronics is because they are attracted by the heat generated.
Excellent! Now all I need to do is put electric baseboard heaters around my outside walls and the li'l bastards will march right into fiery death!
So are they called... (Score:3, Funny)
Or Maybe Apple Can Change Their Ads To: (Score:3, Funny)
hmmm (Score:2)
It seams that the server is infested also or is it /.
What would Ellen Feiss say? (Score:5, Funny)
I was like... hnuh...
The ants de-voured my computer.
It was a really good computer.
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Ellen, once you feel the ants crawling on your skin, darling, it's time to seek help.
Re:What would Ellen Feiss say? (Score:5, Funny)
(wait for it...)
for anybody wondering who ellen feiss is (Score:3, Informative)
Re:for anybody wondering who ellen feiss is (Score:5, Funny)
Ants and electronics (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they were feeding the babies my lost packets?
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Ants and electronics (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you! I'll be here all night!
ants are seekers (Score:3, Interesting)
uhhh.. maybe not, come to think of it.
Re:ants are seekers (Score:5, Funny)
Ants like Apples . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ants like Apples . . . (Score:2)
Now point to it until the tool tip pops up.
Now proceed to hit yourself over the head with your keyboard.
Re:Ants like Apples . . . (Score:4, Funny)
-1 Redundant (Score:4, Funny)
Mac lovers admit it--this iBook is gross! (Score:2)
(Spooky voice)"Wait, Captain--these are no ordinary ants. Your iBook has... Java ANTS!".
Well, that's okay then.
Someone needs to calm down (Score:5, Funny)
It's ok, you can get down off of the chair now, Daisy.
Alternative explanation (Score:4, Funny)
damn (Score:4, Funny)
Beats roaches (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Beats roaches (Score:5, Funny)
One day, I could not for the life of me figure out why the ethernet port wasn't working. I got round the back of the computer, and noticed a little bit of what appeared to be plastic thread hanging out. I pulled, and pulled and pulled, and I swear I pulled out the longest fucking piece of spider web you'll ever see.
-- james
Re:Beats roaches (Score:5, Funny)
Something like this... (Score:5, Interesting)
It turns out that a few ants had got in there and fried. Upon their deaths, their bodies released pheremones, attracted more ants, who promptly got fried, releasing even more pheremones, attracting more ants... You get the idea.
Re:Something like this... (Score:5, Funny)
Killed my pentium. (Score:5, Interesting)
The original post (Score:5, Informative)
Plastics? (Score:2)
Re:Plastics? (Score:5, Informative)
The answer many common plastics make use of "food" components, including corn solids and syrup. Here's a list [state.ia.us]of things made with corn, including plastics.
Plastics "separate" over time, with components migrating to the surface. It's the organic parts of plastic that cause problems like mold/fungus on plastics, as well as make them tasty for bugs.
Re:Plastics? (Score:4, Informative)
One guy on the Apple forum was wondering if he should remove the ants or just kill 'em in place (by freezing or whatever) -- definitely remove them. Ants are quite acidic, and a pile of dead decomposing ants WILL corrode susceptible components. I've also seen computer cases pretty well rusted from accumulations of dead cockroaches.
Re:The original post (Score:2, Funny)
I can see it now...
"A Bug's FRIED Life"
Re:The original post (Score:4, Funny)
If they get together with The guys from Mainframe [mainframe.ca], I think we might have a hit.
Re:The original post (Score:2)
If people are going to just copy and paste the original article into /., I think it should be practice to only mod up when it's posted anonymously. I just think that in general, it's not especially fair for people to get karma just for posting what someone else originally wrote.
Apple Discussion Boards slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Apple Discussion Boards slashdotted (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Apple Discussion Boards slashdotted (Score:4, Funny)
better than roaches. (Score:5, Funny)
i eventually had to take everything in my house and shake it out over a plastic tarp that i ringed with roach killer. some stuff had to be submerged.
moral of the story: never pay $180 a month in rent, anywhere.
Re:better than roaches. (Score:5, Funny)
Could be worse... (Score:4, Funny)
Seen it before... (Score:5, Interesting)
I just take the charger apart. Sprayed it with Lysol (yes this will kill ants). Put it in a plastic bag and left it. Next morning lots of dead ants. Then came cleanup followed by lots of drying. I also had to keep spraying for ants
until eventually they quit coming back.
However the charger is still working nicely for me.
Instant Karma! (Score:5, Funny)
Revenge is a dish best served with mandibles and insect appendages...
Re:Instant Karma! (Score:2, Interesting)
Here are some screenshots [mobygames.com].
And, it has its own (albeit small) category [google.com] in the Google Directory.
A theory! (Score:3, Funny)
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
why "ew"? (Score:2, Insightful)
you obviously don't live in southern CA (Score:2, Informative)
Hippies in the 60's and 70's often recal tripping quite hard on the "moving ground" that happened to take their picnic away with them.
Mybe you like an ant farm. Sure they are cool to look at when they are a little 12x12 inch plastic picture frame type farm. However it's a very different thing when your entire 10 acres of land are swarmed by the fuckers who eat your horses alive.
Re:you obviously don't live in southern CA (Score:5, Funny)
Been there... (Score:2)
Most disgusting tech support job I've ever done was cleaning ants out of an Epson ink-jet printer. This lady ate a lot of meals at her computer. Some food crumbs, like bits of jelly from her PB&J sandwiches, had fallen under the printer. The ants found this nice, warm place with a ready food source and moved in. And I had to get them out. Bleagh!
Reminds me of a movie (Score:3, Informative)
Pi? (Score:3, Funny)
No, not my laptop... (Score:2)
Obviously... (Score:4, Funny)
and I was building a new colony in this Thinkpad, and, uh, like someone put a floppy disk in and it was like, beep boop bop, and our colony was, like, gone...
Re: (Score:2)
They're not bugs... (Score:5, Funny)
They're not bugs... (Score:4, Funny)
Better than ... (Score:4, Funny)
Or half a worm for that matter.
Ba bum bump
I've witnessed something similar... (Score:2, Interesting)
The interesting thing was they must have been using them for quite a while because many of the phones had damaged circuit boards in them which caused the phones to stop working, this is how the infestations were discovered initially. We had recieved no reports of ants in guests rooms from guests or housekeeping staff prior to the failures. A coincidence, perhaps. But very strange just the same.
They colonized the wrong Mac (Score:2)
A first (Score:3, Funny)
Come on, it's funny. I hear you snurfling...
What are the odds? (Score:5, Funny)
Is Dreamworks responsible?
What are the odds?
xbox roaches (Score:3, Interesting)
hacker and the ants (Score:2, Informative)
read Ruckers Book: "The Hacker and the ants"
see also http://www.fourmilab.ch
I can beat all the insect/reptile takeover stories (Score:5, Interesting)
Saw it on Saturday Night Live (Score:3, Funny)
How about Omniview switchboxes? (Score:4, Interesting)
From: TechSupp
To:
Subject: RE: ants in omniview switchboxes
Thanks for the feedback. This is a new one to us. If you have any problems
down the road let us know and we will replace them. I have forwarded this
info to the President of Belkin and the Product Managers.
Technical Support Manager
Belkin Components
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Monday, November 27, 2000 10:24 AM
Subject: ants in omniview switchboxes
came back to work from the holiday weekend. noticed a stream of ants
going up the cables in the back of a rack in the server room. oddly, this
stream of ants was carring larva up the omniview cables, and appeared to
be entering the omniview via the dip switch hole, and then exiting withot
the larve. I traced the stream out of the building, then traced a smaller
stream down a hallway and to another room with another system with an
omniview. here as well ants were streaming in from outside with larve,
depositing them in the omniview, and exiting. I took both omniviews
outside and opened them. hundreds of ants and hundreds of tiny white ant
larve were in each omniview, apparently storing and guarding the ants
under the bottom circut board. nothing was hurt, so I shook/knocked/blew
the ants out, dissasembled the omniview, coated the case with ant spray,
let dry, reassembled, reinstalled, everything works fine.
it dosen't appear the ants were after food in either case. I think
something about the omniview gave them a home they felt compelled to store
their larva in. I just can't explain why they would pick those, and how
the so effectivley found the only two omniviews on that side of our
building. the omniviews involved are both SE 4 port, and are still
working fine.
-J.R.
Ant prevention (Score:3, Informative)
Ants will NOT cross a swath of diazinon granules (corncob-base *only* -- the newsprint-base type like Ortho doesn't work) and the few that try it won't survive the attempt. Also, two tablespoons of diazinon granules dribbled around the entrance to a hill is enough to kill the ENTIRE colony overnight -- and this even works with those aggressive mound-building fire ants. You can also use it to block their path thru cracks in concrete floors, etc. (Not recommended for any unventilated spaces where warmblooded creatures sleep, tho the weird smell goes away after a day or two.)
Borax is also reported to work, tho I can't attest to that one personally.
I like ants.. fried or in chocolate or anywhere OUTDOORS!!
Happened to me, too... (Score:2)
I had stopped using my Kenwood portable CD player for a few weeks, and a rather large spider made its home just inside of the CD viewing window.
I remember thinking, "What a terrible place to hunt for insects," but apparently I was wrong.
The spider was quite surprised when I pressed the play button...
Webs and nests collect moisture. (Score:3, Interesting)
Ive had worse... (Score:5, Interesting)
She brought her computer up and slapped down her PSP that had 20 or so days left and demanded a new computer because this one would no longer turn on. So I said okay, checked it in and put it in the back. When we opened it, a whole cock-a-roach family came running out. I almost vommited right then and there. It took WEEKs to get rid of those fuckers, adn even then we knew they were not gone.
Aparently about two months earlier this same nasty lady came in to the av area with a vcr for a "cleaning." When the AV tech opened it he found a dead mouse and silverfish. To this day you can find silver fish in that best buy :
That's what happens... (Score:3, Funny)
"Ants Ate My Hub!" from Paul Lujan (Score:4, Interesting)
Simple Extermination Procedure (Score:5, Funny)
2) Wait for smoke and insect screams to die down
3) Ventilate Area
You think ants are a gross thing for an iBook.. (Score:3, Funny)
How about Roaches in an IBM (Score:3, Interesting)
This is what happens... (Score:3, Funny)
I've seen the like before. (Score:3, Funny)
Further, I myself have a power supply for my speaker system that from time to time becomes infested with the tenacious little bastards. This thing is packed with them, I tell you. To get rid of them, I always just unplug the power supply for a few days.
Sprockets flashback (Score:3, Funny)
[Cowboy Neal] [jt.org]
Now that's an ant farm of a different color!
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Dude! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:insects in computers (Score:2)
Maybe you should label your computer "Kingdom of the Spiders" [x-entertainment.com]?
Re:Transformed Geckos (Score:3, Funny)
No they just try to sell you car insurance.
Re:You'd think this would happen (Score:2)
Even the ants are switchers!
Re:Question... (Score:2, Insightful)
Bad joke, but we are going full circle lol