Mac OS X Secrets of the Elite 132
anti-drew writes "Stepwise has posted a list of fantastic secrets in MacOS X, which reveals all of the hidden features that you just knew were lurking in there, including preferences you can set from the command line to make everything 10% faster, and extensive class libraries and undocumented Objective C APIs that take all the work out of coding. Literally. Check it out!"
April (Score:5, Funny)
If you insist! (Score:5, Funny)
New Version 10.2 To Be Available For Macintosh And Pentium 4 Computers
CUPERTINO, California--April 1, 2002-Apple® today announced Mac® OS X version
10.2, the second major upgrade to Apple's UNIX-based operating system. Mac
OS X v10.2 will deliver significant performance improvements and new
features and will add support for Intel® Pentium® 4 computers. Mac OS X
v10.2 will be available at the Macworld Expo San Francisco during the week
of July 15, 2002.
Mac OS X v10.2 is the ultimate digital hub, with the ability to create a
music library and burn music CDs with iTunes, burn data CDs from the Finder,
make movies with iMovie(TM) 2, watch DVDs with the DVD Player and create DVDs
with iDVD.
Throughout the operating system, Apple has ensured that Mac OS X v10.2 fully
leverages its UNIX-based design, significantly increases performance and
provides new features. The groundwork for Pentium 4 compatibility was laid
two years ago when Darwin, the core of Mac OS X, was made available for
PowerPC and Intel platforms under an open development model. Since then,
Darwin customers and developers have helped make it a powerful and efficient
operating system. Because Mac OS X v10.2 is identical on Macintosh and
Pentium 4 computers, applications written for one can be made to run on both
with little or no additional development effort.
"With this new version of Mac OS X, Apple brings the most advanced operating
system on the market to computers using Intel Pentium 4 processors," said
Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. "Mac OS X v10.2 includes the Aqua(TM) interface and
allows users of Intel-based computers to experience the performance and the
ease of use which Macintosh users have enjoyed for years."
Availability & Requirements
Mac OS X v10.2 will ship this July and will be available as a full retail
package through The Apple Store® (www.apple.com), at Apple's retail stores
and through Apple Authorized Resellers for a suggested retail price of $129
(US). Mac OS X v10.2 will be available for current Mac OS X users as an
upgrade package through Apple's Mac OS Up-to-Date program for $19.95 (US).
Using Mac OS X on a Macintosh computer requires a minimum of 128MB of memory
and is designed to run on the following Apple products: iMac(TM), iBook(TM), Power
Macintosh® G3, Power Mac(TM) G4, Power Mac G4 Cube and any PowerBook introduced
after May 1998. Using Mac OS X on an Intel Pentium 4 computer requires a
minimum of 128MB of memory. Refer to http://www.apple.com/macosx for a
complete list of hardware compatibility.
Apple ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1970s with the Apple
II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the
Macintosh. Apple is committed to bringing the best personal computing
experience to students, educators, creative professionals and consumers
around the world through its innovative hardware, software and Internet
offerings.
Apple, the Apple logo, Mac, Mac OS, Macintosh, Apple Store, Aqua, iBook,
iMac, iMovie, Power Macintosh, Power Mac and PowerBook are trademarks of
Apple Computer, Inc. Intel and Pentium are trademarks of Intel
Corporation. Other company and product names may be trademarks of their
respective owners.
Now I'd take this seriously if... (Score:2)
I recently ran across a rumor (on Slashdot, so you know it's guaranteed!) that Apple, Compaq, etc. were going to be merging this month.
Well, after a bit of thought, I decided that it made sense. The 64 bit chips present a whole new ball game, and one can expect "great and frightening changes". So just suppose you create General Computers on the model of General Motors. You place Apple where Cadillac was, and HP where Chevrolet was, and, O, Compaq where Buick was. (I don't really know my cars, so I forget who the middle tier players were, but you get the point.) Now Apple has their custom *nix layer (Darwin) and a really snazzy interface, and a bunch of fans, etc. They'll be likely to be the big cheese here, and get most of the stock, but there'll be shares for everyone, and one real benefit is that everyone gets out from under the heel of MS.
This sure doesn't sound like a sure thing to me, but it sounds like a plot with real potential. And it would explain the HP/Compaq merger/fight so nicely...
Not a chance (Score:2)
The Macintosh uses the PowerPC chip which has a 32-bit and 64-bit version on the architecture (although currently only the 32-bit versions are currently made), so when Apple wants to transition to 64-bit, it will have an easier time than everyone else (assuming that by then Motorola or IBM make 64-bit chips) because it can just keep using PowerPC.
I'm hoping 64-bit makes it into the G5. It was supposed to into the G4.
Re:Not a chance (Score:2)
Re:Not a chance (Score:2)
Re:It is, and has been (Score:2)
And PPC smoking Pentiums? Unless you are talking about Altivec or Photoshop, what are you smoking? I mean, they are really nice chips, but sadly they just haven't kept up with x86 for speed (although I still plan to keep using Macintoshes for the forseeable future).
Compiler directives... (Score:4, Funny)
--dwimnwis (Do what I mean not what I said)
Kind of like WYSIWYG, or WYWINWYS (What You Want Is Not What You Said.)
I wonder if the new documentation explains the ID-10T errors?
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:3, Interesting)
--dwimnwis (Do what I mean not what I said)
April fools aside, I actually wish there were a switch for this.
Compilers are often smart enough to be able to parse out what you mean (how many times have you gotten a perl error saying "You left a quote off up there at line 123"?).
I'd like to see a switch that gives the compiler (interpreter, whatever) the authority to try to fix, for itself, some of these stupid issues. If other non-recoverable errors happen later, then fine, it doesn't have to complete the compile. But if I drop a semicolon and get a hundred new errors as a result, and the compiler can see that if that semicolon is replaced, then why can't I ask it to replace that, warn me what it did, and see if it works?
Just a thought...
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:1)
That being said, I'd like one too.
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:2)
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:1)
That's a bad example (or a good example depending upon your point of view). Perl tells you "... probably a runaway quote starting on line 123." or words to that effect. Perl can tell you where the likely unterminated string starts but it is really hard to figure out where it should have ended.
The danger is that sometimes the auto-correction will be wrong. Not wrong enough that you notice it, just wrong enough to cause subtle bugs in the code. Refusing to compile such errors makes the programmer figure out exactly what was wrong, no matter how obvious it seems to be.
PL/1 used to fix all sorts of errors for you. It was great when it worked but it really cost you badly when it seemed to work.
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Compiler directives... (Score:1)
This wins... (Score:1)
No comments yet and the site's coming up 404. I wonder if it really exists. That would be a good April Fool's joke.
April 1 (Score:1)
(one can only deal with so much sarcasm in one day)
Re:April 1 (Score:2)
What? Try being British, and a student, at a technical university, volunteering in a students union. Now that's sarcasm! Fun times though.
:-)
Aha! (Score:5, Funny)
I was looking for that setting... Great article!
Re:Aha! (Score:1)
I'm pretty sure this is a twist on an old MS joke [google.com], except that the default setting for Windows was of course TRUE.
April Fools. (Score:3, Informative)
It would be funny if there were one or two joke stories. But this just ruins the "Slashdot experience" for a day every year. Annoying and funny are not the same thing, editors.
--saint
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
Why, "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." of course.
I read this site, and especially the comments, because they contain a lot of information I can't find anywhere else in such a concentrated form. I like reading about news in hardware and software and science, I like reading commentary from people who've been in this business longer than me. Hell, I even like some of the trolls.
Despite all the bitching a lot of people do, this is still a hell of a resource for geeks like me. It's just annoying that the very valuable, very appreciated service is suspended once a year for unbelievably clumsy and juvenile attempts at humor.
Hell, if I wanted something painfully unreadable and irritating, I'd unblock Katz.
--saint
Re:April Fools. (Score:3, Insightful)
Sure, Slashdot's fun. Slashdot brings me some "news" items I might not have heard about otherwise. But it's not like the world's going to end if, for one day out of the year, there's a bunch of bogus stories.
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
True enough. Maybe I'm just irritated because this is the third year I've been reading Slashdot on April 1, and I can't remember any of the prank stories _ever_ being funny.
Ah, well, fuck it. Tomorrow is another day. Oh, and to the fellow who called me a Karma Whore, bugger off. I've been at the cap for months.
--saint
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
cjpez: And what exactly is this "Slashdot experience?" that's being ruined here?
saintlupus: Why, "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." of course.
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
You're right. How silly of me. Karma whores NEVER reach the cap... It just wouldn't make sense. ;-)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2, Funny)
(!)
You idiot (Score:2)
Who in their right mind would want their very serious issue/product/idea/news to be posted an April 1?
Be it so plain as "this statement is true", noone will ever believe it in any context, bar idiots.
The FIRST THING many people do when faced with a dubious, or controvesial story is CHECK THE DATE.
Anything Apr1 is tagged <Disinformation type="Humourous">
So stop whining, and go away
Re:You idiot (Score:1)
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
As for your sentiments, I couldn't agree more. It seems every web site and their dog are posting April Fools stories for the sake of it. Unfortunately, most of the stories are extremely dumb and unfunny. Did all of these authors throw out their sense of humour before writing these stories?
Re:April Fools. (Score:2, Insightful)
Yes, they are. That's the first rule of Trolling. The point isn't to make you laugh, it's to make you complain, so they can laugh at you. I think they're doing a fine job.
Metacomplaint (Score:1)
Re:Metacomplaint (Score:1)
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
Yet you're still here today. Why? So that you can post redundant karma-whoring rants about how much it sucks?
Seriously, if the April 1 stories annoy you that much, just go away and come back tomorrow. Or does someone have a gun to your head?
Re:April Fools. (Score:5, Funny)
April second, by my calculations.
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
LMFAO. *wipes tear away*
Sorry... that was too funny.
Re:April Fools. (Score:2)
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
Then its time you got yourself an Intel Pentium, complete with Pentium Bug (tm)
Got it backwards (Score:1)
Re:Got it backwards (Score:1)
Ehrelichda (Score:2)
Re:April Fools. (Score:1)
Geez... (Score:1)
Enough with the April Fool's jokes already.
defaults write com.apple.installer TrashSymbolicLinks No
defaults write com.apple.finder RunSlowly No
There is one place that's trying (Score:2)
Re:Geez... (Score:4, Insightful)
the secrets of . . . your TOASTER!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:the secrets of . . . your TOASTER!!! (Score:1)
Re:the secrets of . . . your TOASTER!!! (Score:2)
The main software that our group puts out has a few "secrets" too... things that sounded cool at the time, or things that were put in by developers to help them debug their code or use it while it was still half-baked.
Now, having said that, a few of those secrets are still pretty cool... but as the Product Manager, I'd hate to have to support people using them, or having problems with them (after all, we never did get to do extensive QA on those features). The features are there, but not documented. If you find them, great. If you have problems, great. Don't call me about them. q:]
MadCow.
Now this would be great (Score:1)
defaults write com.apple.EOModeler CrashRandomly No
Always wished for options like these in any OS
Aqua themed Slashwidgets (Score:1, Offtopic)
I hope it has the feature... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I hope it has the feature... (Score:1)
There are similar options in Windows XP (Score:1)
format c:
Re:There are similar options in Windows XP (Score:1)
echo 'y' | format c:
Ok now ... (Score:1)
So ... since it's slashdotted ... and I can't read the article to make any funny/amusing/trolling comments about it ... I won't make any comments whatsoever ...
Goatse.cx sued under DMCA (Score:3, Funny)
MEEPT! wrote in to report that the famous troll site goatse.cx [linux.com] has been shut
down under the Digital Millenium Copyright Act by a gay linux industry trade group called the
Alternative Network OS and Gay Anus Penetration Enthusiasts. Michael S, an ANOSGAPE spokesman,
was quoted as saying "goatse.cx has made a mockery of the anal fisting industry, and left themselves spread
wide open to litigaytion. We hope this anal action will send a clear message to this "trolling" community
that wide-open man-holes are not a laughing matter." The goatse.cx webmasters were optimistic, however,
stating that the graven image, now sacred to trolls and crapflooders everywhere, was found in the
pubic domain and was in no way infringing on any GAPE copyright.
Similar sites such as Comp-u-geek [slashdot.org] and "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!" were unaffected.
one day off (Score:1)
In other news (Score:1)
Slashdotting is DDOS, we all know it. Keep those Microsoft links coming in.
The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:5, Funny)
Every year, when April 1st comes along and the Slashdot stories are nothing but repetative joke-fare, all of us with karma > 20 should flood the system with crap, ALL POSTED AT +1 bonus. First posts, Second posts, 50th posts, Taco's wife ain't so hot, whatever...
Better yet, if you've got mod points, mod the crap UP.
Evryone blow all their karma IN ONE DAY... (-3 per post * 17 posts is about -50 karma). Then on April 2nd, create a new account and start over for the year.
The system will clog up with so many moderator requests it will either break the system or they'll actually HAVE TO STOP POSTING THIS CRAP on April 1st. They can't put us all in jail! Or that whatever that user flag that Taco appears to be weilding around like a penis replacement. Bwahahaha!
What the hell is karma good for if you can't burn it all in one amazing burst of glory? And imagine everyone doing it at once. An orgy of reverse karma whoring
Let the modding war on this post begin.
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:1)
I admit tagging Hemos' email address for a bunch of hate mail was creative -- I got a kick out of that.
The rest of the stuff has been fairly ho-hum.
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:3, Insightful)
The other simple solution is to not read slashdot for the day. But that's a head in the sand resolution. It seems like a large percentage of the posters (and I know that's not the readers) hate this shit. And my scheme doesn't affect Taco's other 90%, so why does it matter to the readers?
Focusing all the jokes on a single day turns laughter into a Hallmark greeting card day. Like only showing love on Valentine's Day, or only showing ramapant commercialism on Christmas Day.
Geez, and to think about 40 of my 50 mod points came through funny mods. Bloddy Malcontent...
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:1)
Slashdot is just there to fill the gaps between life's moments.
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:1)
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:1)
But it's my IQ! My value as a human being! (Score:2)
Besides, this karma is going to cure cancer and grant me a seat on the secret spaceship that will be traveling to Mars when the Krulls return to destroy the planet in 2012. And I'm not going to blow it.
Re:But it's my IQ! My value as a human being! (Score:2)
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:2)
Re:The Great Slashdot Moulting (Score:2)
That would be a karma slut
10% faster (Score:1)
Is this so in case they don't think of anything new or develop improvements by the time the market demands an upgrade they can make these preferences the defaults and cover their tails?
Oh well, MICROSOFT SUCKS.
+1 MS Bashing mod me up.
slashdotted (Score:1)
this sucks
We are all aware of the date... (Score:1)
Taking bets... (Score:1)
thanks (Score:1)
oh damn... since theres nothing better to do (I dont classify reading
Amusing, but this Macslash article is much funnier (Score:2, Funny)
April fools... (Score:2)
I long for a mac os X that works, just like everyone else. I am forced to investigate crap like this. It takes up useful time.
You rarely see a real geek running a screen saver because it wastes cycles. Slashdot is like a brain-saver on 100% processor usage on April 1st. Just another useless line dump from ps that needs to be purged.
the traditional solution:
ps -A | grep slashdot
27213 pts/2 1:20:05 slashdot
kill -9 27213
the daemontools solution:
svc -d
whatever. Time to get something useful done...
I see your problem, here (Score:2)
ps -A | grep slashdot
27213 pts/2 1:20:05 slashdot
kill -9 27213
When you meant to write:
kill -9 `ps -A | grep slashdot | awk '{print $1}'`
or, slightly more efficient:
shutdown -F now
Kernel Panic (Score:1)
This notification is sent by NSProcessInfo whenever the kernel is nervous, but before it actually panics.
How about #include xanax.h, which will keep the kernel from panicking altogether...
Re:Kernel Panic -- a bug fix... (Score:1)
...
Re:Kernel Panic -- self fix... (Score:1)
...
P.S. A self fix for the first 'comment':
#include "ampalex.h"
CrushHumanity (Score:1)
OK, a sort of off-topic question about burning OSX (Score:1)
I have lots of PC stuff, and one iMac. The PC's have several CDR's. The iMac has zero CDR's.
I want to install OSX. (Please, save your "Go to CompUSA you cheap bastard" and "piracy is killing the Mac" rants"--if you had any hope of convincing me, I wouldn't be posting here.)
I have a toast image of OSX. I have Nero for the PC.
Thoughts:
I should be able to point Nero at this image, tell it it's HFS, burn to CDR, and be a happy copyright infringer. In theory. In actuality, I get a disk image that the iMac happily reads, and the PC happily reads, but which does not boot. (Attempting to start the installer from OS 9 results in an "unable to select CD as system disk" error 2.)
Any constructive suggestions that don't involve the nether regions of my anatomy or purchasing the program are appreciated.
Re:OK, a sort of off-topic question about burning (Score:2)
I tried an dfs iso -> real iso program but it said the file wasn't a multiple of (something) long.
And btw, I wouldn't worry about being off-topic. How can you possibly be off-topic on April-Fools' day with
graspee
Re:OK, a sort of off-topic question about burning (Score:1)
I say copy away, dude. You already "paid" for OS X when you bought your iMac, which came with Apple premium R&D included in the form of a $300 price increase over what you would have paid for a Wintel.
Seriously, Apple fans always justify the price premium by insinuating that it's necessary in order to fund OS development, so since you've already paid by buying the hardware, why feel guilty?
Shut the Pandoras Box while there's still time! (Score:2)
Grr. (Score:2)
Re:notice how the FP are down now? (Score:1)
Although, I thought my "April 1st post" in this story was kind of funny. I guess the editors don't share my sense of humor. I don't see how any message could be offtopic today... What's that rationalization? People were coming here to read serious news today, and not meaningless funny posts? Right!
Re:I hate calculus! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Aaaggh! WTF! (Score:2)
They decided apparantly that Mac's need a "sleeker" Slashdot interface.
Re:Aaaggh! WTF! (Score:1)
Re:Aaaggh! WTF! (Score:1)
Oh. Well there's the source of the problem. Whoops.
Re:Aaaggh! WTF! (Score:1)
Taco's fiancee (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Aaaggh! WTF! (Score:1)
I love it how, in every new Apple story on /., some people are still surprised at the cute Aqua-themed window widgets. How long since apple.slashdot.org launched? A month? How long can we keep this up?
Yes, Pxtl, they do this for all the Mac articles now, and you didn't notice.
Re:STOP IT! (Score:2)