The Speculative Pre-History of the iPhone 195
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from the remember-back-when dept.
from the remember-back-when dept.
harrymcc writes "The blogosphere is abuzz with rumors about 'iSlate,' Apple's supposed upcoming tablet. It's constructive to look back at coverage of the first iPhone in the months before it was announced. A high percentage of what was reported turned out to be hooey — as I remembered as I reviewed stories that said the iPhone would have a click wheel, a slide-out keyboard, and two batteries, and would run on an Apple-branded wireless network. I'm guessing that much of what we 'know' about iSlate is similarly off-base."
Oh... (Score:4, Funny)
Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.
"Blogosphere?" (Score:3, Funny)
"Blogosphere?" Is this 2004?
Anyway, the so-called iSlate is probably a real product, but it might just be a larger version of the iPhone. Like every Apple release, the rumor hype will excite people to impossibly high standards, and when the actual product comes out, forums will be filled with sarcastic bitching, even though all of them will buy it anyway. Also, someone will post a link to the Apple rumor cycle.
Re:Wait for it... (Score:3, Funny)
When it comes out, I'm sure most people will be camping out at Apple stores for it, and it will become the next fad, the must have at the coffee shops instead of the Twilight series books or staring at the Macbook.
Save your beer money, because if you don't have this, you will be a social outcast.
The iSlate will have... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Removable battery
2. Free upload of unsigned software and drivers, not locking the user in to any sort of "app mall."
3. Full physical keyboard since everyone knows software keyboards are annoying
4. Full and open support for third party hardware
5. An affordable, low price-point that even Apple's harshest critics cannot bring themselves to complain about
6. Copy and paste functionality at launch
Unable to obtain 100% accuracy, now optimizing for 100% inaccuracy.
Re:I hear... (Score:1, Funny)
Are you saying they closed down the old one?
Re:The product will not have an "i" prefix. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh... (Score:5, Funny)
Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.
OK, if you insist.
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and the snake talked Eve into eating the apple. Then she talked Adam into taking a bite.
When they were done eating they had sex.
God comes by and says "Adam, why are you hiding?"
Adam says "I'm naked!"
God says "You and Eve ate that apple, didn't you?"
"Uh, well... yeah" says Adam.
God sighs and says "Ok, where's that damned slut now?"
"She's down at the stream washing up."
God says "Damn! I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"
Re:Oh... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wait? (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. Ballmer, if you just would log in you might get some of your karma back...
Re:You mean that... (Score:3, Funny)
...there are rumors that they have purchased another vowel?
The uTouch sounds a bit creepy and ... mmmmmm that feels good...but this is wrong... don't stop...