Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States 888
Will Foster writes "There is a groundswell of support for electing Steve Jobs President of the United States." I'll vote for him if I can write in my vote -- with a Newton stylus!
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Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States
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Nothing is finished until the paperwork is done.
Eat up martha (Score:2, Funny)
i'd vote bill gates (Score:0, Funny)
Name (Score:1, Funny)
To have more jobs?
well. . . (Score:5, Funny)
well, the mac community is probably larger than the perot community.
website (Score:2, Funny)
Why? (Score:3, Funny)
Bill Gates for President (Score:1, Funny)
:-)
Sounds like a great idea... (Score:5, Funny)
By God, he might be the best president yet!
And in related news (Score:5, Funny)
Rumors that Bill Gates will be a Cheyney style puppetmas^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H vice-president have not been confirmed.
Handwriting Recognition (Score:5, Funny)
<DUCKS>
(I know, I used to own one and the recoginition is better than that)
The Flag (Score:2, Funny)
First Presidential Order (Score:5, Funny)
"I hereby declare that The White House will no longer be boring "beige", it shall be painted "Lickable Blueberry".
The Apple hoardes debate among themselves whether the country is now just "insanely" better, or "miraculously" better.
http://www.jobsforpresident.org/ (Score:5, Funny)
<rimshot
Wow! Great idea! (Score:2, Funny)
Best wishes,
Mike.
The state of the nation... (Score:5, Funny)
iHouse (Score:5, Funny)
Carrying handles would be useful though. Threat of Al-Qaeda? Just move Washington to the praries, they'll never find them there!
-Mark
Why bother? (Score:5, Funny)
Slogans: (Score:5, Funny)
Jobs for everyone.
iAmerica.
Lets all take acid.
What would he wear? (Score:2, Funny)
When you vote for Steve, you vote for Jobs.
Steve Jobs, the iPresident!
It'd build interest in the military! (Score:5, Funny)
Just gotta wonder how well those translucent plastic helmets will protect the heads of our soldiers....
This is illegal... (Score:5, Funny)
Steve cannot be both God and President without violating some part of the constitution.
Of course, given recent events, that 'problem' can probably be remiedied.
Two years into the presidency (Score:5, Funny)
Oh that's just what we need... (Score:5, Funny)
*hoping that comment's poke at the iMac isn't too obscure.*
Re:What would he wear? (Score:3, Funny)
Foreign policy (Score:5, Funny)
The iRaqis would find themselves embraced by the developed world!
Please DELETE This Topic (Score:4, Funny)
Re:well. . . (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah but the Perot community has larger ears so is more likely to "Hear" the call!
Ducks!
Re:Plutocracy has one advantage (Score:5, Funny)
I'd vote him if he would be willing to... (Score:3, Funny)
Sure, why not... (Score:4, Funny)
Jaysyn
Oh, blueberry is so four years ago! (Score:5, Funny)
The capitol dome will be redone in anodized aluminum. It will also have firewire.
Re:Bill Gates for President (Score:2, Funny)
I correspond with a prisoner in Texas. Right after W "won" for president, my friend wrote me, "Sorry about the Bush thing, but we HAD to get him out of here. He wanted to kill ALL of us!"
Re:Sounds like a great idea... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wrong Steve (Score:3, Funny)
Jobs for Prez, and Woz for Veep?
Dudes, one civil war was enough, thank you :)
Well we've got the exact opposite of a genius now. (Score:4, Funny)
New military power (Score:2, Funny)
Coming soon to the US Army: iTanks in blueberry!
Re:Elect Linus Torvalds as president! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bill Gates for President (Score:2, Funny)
Campaign slogans.... (Score:3, Funny)
Steve Jobs. Vote Different.
Re:Isn't he a deadbeat dad? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Harmony? (Score:5, Funny)
Here's What He'll Say In The Interview (Score:5, Funny)
Barbara Walters: So, Mr. Jobs, why do you want to be President?
Steve Jobs: I don't want to sell sugared computers for the rest of my life. I want to change the world!
Re:$1 a year salary (Score:3, Funny)
PS: profit
Re:i'd vote bill gates (Score:5, Funny)
i figure within the first year of his presidency, we'll see a lowball purchase of canada, and a strategic partnership with mexico which will allow us to rob them of all their intellectual property (tacos). then onward through our nato pals through europe and the buyout of japan's assets when their economy finally collapses.
fear for those who oppose us, for we will bomb them with american culture and actual bombs until they are morally and financially bankrupt (not to mention dead). meanwhile we will be enjoying a time of economic prosperity and healthy stock options, as the rest of the world will be locked into america.net
i'm voting gates in 2004.
onward to victory!
Re:Bugger that (Score:5, Funny)
Oh please. Bush was raised by monkeys... I can't see them rejecting a Finn.
Re:campaign (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just because... (Score:2, Funny)
Steve Jobs? Never! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Flag (Score:4, Funny)
Teacher: "Who can tell me what colors make up our country's flag? Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Oooh! Oooh! Red, white, and blue!"
Teacher: "I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Becky?"
Becky: "Tangerine, Snow, and Key Lime!"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Re:http://www.jobsforpresident.org/ (Score:3, Funny)
That site had a TOTALLY different meaning during the last president's term. I don't care who we vote for as president, so long as we get Monica as vice president.
If Steve Jobs becomes president... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong Steve (Score:5, Funny)
ObNewtonJoke (Score:5, Funny)
A: Faux. There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
Sorry...just couldn't resist.
Re:Eat up martha (Score:3, Funny)
I can see it now: Fiscal iBudget, Cute (but slow) Warplanes, State of the Union adress will attract more geeks and will spring rumor sites discussing possible announcements about lowering crime, spending more money on education, etc.
Jobs TV Spot (Score:5, Funny)
It was kinda.....a bummer.
no no no you heard it wrong. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong Steve (Score:3, Funny)
Should I assume you're saying this because Clinton got a blowjob while Dubya has to ask Bush Sr. for permission first?
Behold the new White House! (Score:2, Funny)
Bush and Jobs: The point-by-point comparison (Score:2, Funny)
Jobs: Required no help building computers that nobody bought.
Bush: Who needs books!
Jobs: Who needs gigahertz!
Bush: Thinks that, somewhere up there, John Wayne is smiling down on him.
Jobs: Feels pretty sure that Einstein, Amelia Earhardt, Gandhi and Lennon all want to come back from the dead to buy Macs from him.
Bush: Proved that it's possible to be a drunken slacker, then marry Laura Ingalls Wilder, and suddenly be considered "presidential material."
Jobs: Proved that it's possible to make blueberry computers and not be considered gay.
Bush: Thanks his lucky stars every day that the "war on terrorism" saved his ass.
Jobs: Thanks his lucky stars every time Apple issues its quarterly report knowing that, somewhere out there, Steve Ballmer is working on a new dance routine.
Re:Wrong Steve (Score:4, Funny)
I wanna see the Iraq war press conference where he runs around the stage dancing and shouting:
"Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans! Americans!"
Re:Why? (Score:2, Funny)
Why Jobs will get my vote: (Score:2, Funny)
Marijuana that is.. You know Jobs will try..
State of the Union Address (Score:2, Funny)