" rel="nofollow">ScuttleMonkey writes: "All the rumors of an Apple tablet PC seem to be culminating in a flurry of rumors suggesting we may see one as soon as next month. Sources inside Apple are saying that Jobs is finally "happy" with the device after being involved in every detail of bringing the tablet into the light of day. As a side result of these rumors it seems that Apple stockholders are also getting a bit of Christmas cheer with a significant bump in stock price."
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein