Apple News From WWDC and iPhone 5 Rumors 683
First time accepted submitter zer0point writes "Apple has just announced the next-generation Macbook Pro with a retina display. Starting today you can also order a MacBook Pro upgraded with Ivy Bridge CPUs, and Nvidia graphics. Mountain Lion got some various updates, and as expected iOS 6 was announced. In rumor news, KGI Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo wrote in a note to investors, 'Based on the release schedule for iOS 6 GM, there is a very good chance iPhone 5 will start shipping also in early September.'"
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
More Rumors (Score:5, Funny)
In 2013 the iPhone 6 will be released, and in 2014 the iPhone 7.
Re:More Rumors (Score:5, Funny)
In 2013 the iPhone 6 will be released, and in 2014 the iPhone 7.
You must be using the new & improved Crystal Ball app included in iOS 6! That's amazing!
OMG OMG OMG OMG (Score:5, Funny)
You mean a product that is released every year is going to be released again this year? This is very exciting and unexpected news.
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
Someone is going to come across your comment a few years down the road, and the context of your joke will be completely lost. Dear future reader: sorry, but I'm not going to fill you in on this joke either. We'll just have to see how good your google skills are (is google still around?).
Re:ethernet dongles (likely at added cost on $2k+) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
Somebody is going to come across this whole friggin web site, sit down and go
What the Holy Hell was exactly going on at that time?
No wonder the whole civilization collapsed.
So lighten up.
Oooooooh Retina Display (Score:1, Funny)
I'll be able to see it with my retina
or vagina
Re:More Rumors (Score:3, Funny)
You're right, the year numbers are way off. Apple will redesign the calendar system in iOS 8 to end the usage of our current year numbers and start over using the release date of the original iPhone as the start of year one, and each numbered iPhone release marking the new year. As the fourth year comes to a close, I look forward to the impending simplification of our dates.
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
"Granddad, why did western civilization collapse?"
"Well kid, let me tell you about kdawson..."
Re:ethernet dongles (likely at added cost on $2k+) (Score:5, Funny)
640x480 is enough for anyone.
Re:i'm getting the fear (Score:5, Funny)
Fear leads to anger...
Re:ethernet dongles (likely at added cost on $2k+) (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe youre right when it comes to Mac users, but I have a feeling there will be droves of employees rushing out to buy one when they realize that in order to connect to corporate network on their Mac they need ethernet.
Re:ethernet dongles (likely at added cost on $2k+) (Score:5, Funny)
Er, what? Your color blind friend can't see color (in nature?) but can see it on an iPad 3?
They are a magical thing. I used to have herpes before I saw the iPad 3 display
Re:Shut up and take my money! (Score:5, Funny)
I could build 3 high performance desktops for that much.
Or 2 gaming windows laptops.
Or even a god damn server.
Wow, your backpack must be huge.
Re:Retina Display is good and all, but... (Score:5, Funny)
The MacBook Pro with a Retina Display of 220ppi sounds great, but I have a serious question.
Has Apple fixed the problem with the system font being sized in a fixed number of pixels? My parents' 17" MBP with hi-res display is almost unusable with my parent's aging eyes (or even my middle-aged eyes), and it doesn't have a ppi anywhere near 220. I'm incredulous that Apple has allowed this UI flaw to persist for so long -- my parents cannot be the only ones who would appreciate a larger system font.
Yes, Apple has a solution for you. It's about time you upgraded those aging parents for new shiney Apple parents! Your children are likely due for a parent upgrade as well.
Re:Things happen (Score:2, Funny)
Requiring a dongle for an ubiqitous need like USB is just stupid beyond belief. That alone is a reason I will never own an ipad, even if it was not a walled garden and a DRM trap, which it is, so there are two more reasons I will never own one. Just saying.
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
low resolution displays are the entire reason...helvetica...became popular.
I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume you simply experience the flow of time differently than corporeal beings.