SoCalChris writes "Apple cofounder Steve Jobs was found dead in his Cupertino home this morning. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him — even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon."
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.