AT&T Wireless Data Still Growing At 1000% 137
jfruhlinger writes "AT&T's wireless network came under a microscope when it seemed unable to handle the massive data use boost that came when the iPhone arrived on the scene. The company has since put money into its infrastructure, and that growth rate has slowed somewhat, but it's still gone up 30 times over the past three years."
Re:Crap title (Score:5, Funny)
"30 times over the past three years."
That would make it obviously 1000% per year.
Not a problem (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Crap title (Score:3, Funny)
Your sig makes your post even more awesome!
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There are 2.71828 kinds of people in the world. The kind that understand exponential growth, and 1.71828 kinds that don't.
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Yes.
Seven of each.
I hope that clarifies things.
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Can I get that in football fields or Libraries of Congress?
Sure. If you took 1000% of football fields and covered them with 1000% of the books from the Library of Congress you would find the single book that had the secret formula on how AT&T calculated their increased data growth rate. Your mission is to find that book so you can decode the ISBN number to be used as an RSA key to decrypt the 11 herbs and spices of the original Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe so it could be posted without payment on Cooks Source.
Re:The new iPhone bars (Score:3, Funny)
There must be some really strong cellular signals and efficient antennae in Fantasyland.
Yes, I think I read somewhere they were planning on service improvements there, in Fantasyland, where iPhone batteries never lose their ability to hold a charge and nobody's ever seen the bottom of the bottomless cup, and everyone at the coffee shop is a published author.
Re:It ain't just the wireless/data links (Score:2, Funny)
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...decrypt the 11 herbs and spices of the original Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe...
Futurama has told us that the Colonel's secret recipe is:
Chicken
Grease
Salt
(And 11 is binary for 3.)
Re:Fewer Bars in More Place (Score:1, Funny)