A Peace Plan To End the Flash-On-iPhone Fight 495
GMGruman writes "As the pro- and anti-Flash camps have hardened their positions, the editors at InfoWorld have come up with a four-point peace plan that would allow Flash on the iPhone while addressing Apple's very real concerns over performance, stability, and security. Readers can vote and comment on the peace plan, which InfoWorld hopes will result in serious talks between Apple and Adobe."
Best Solution (Score:4, Funny)
Ban both of them?
(Apple fans will mod me troll - but fortunately, there are no Flash fans!)
Oh, you mean Adobe Flash, not camera flash (Score:5, Funny)
Here I was thinking they were talking about the lack of a camera flash on the iPhone... I guess Adobe Flash is important too. Whatever makes you happy!
There's one slight flaw with this plan. (Score:5, Funny)
it's complete bollocks.
Steve HATES Adobe.
You're more likely to get Steve Jobs to prove at the next Apple Keynote that he really can shit rainbows. "One more thing....."
Re:The last straw... (Score:4, Funny)
Help & Preferences --> Classic Index --> Sections --> Apple (x)
I can't decide between commenting on your preference for bananas or laughing at your disregard on news about gravity.
Re:The last straw... (Score:5, Funny)
race condition (Score:5, Funny)
while (Flash.Sucks)
{
Developer.Bitch();
Developer.Moan();
Developer.Complain();
}
While in another thread, I have:
while (Apple.IsBastards)
{
Developer.Bitch();
Developer.Moan();
Developer.Complain();
}
These threads are deadlocked in a race condition, and meanwhile, most Users have absolutely no idea what's going on. Surprisingly few of them even seem to care.
Re:Not about Perf, Stability or Security (Score:5, Funny)
It's about Profit going down the drain if Flash apps make it to the iPhone!
No kidding! Apple makes a killing off the HTML5 platform they're advocating.
Re:Apple Plan (Score:2, Funny)
This week's memo at Apple has it as follows....
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
THAT is apple's stance.
Re:The last straw... (Score:3, Funny)
ladies & gentlemen I'm proud to present to you the great whisper jeff, the man with a huge apple shaped hole in his heart!
Didn't Tony Stark have one of those?
Re:race condition (Score:3, Funny)
You didn't write it in Objective-C, so I couldn't compile it... ;-)
Re:Again with this? Seriously? (Score:3, Funny)
I don't see Firewire taking off...
Are you kidding? Not only has it taken off, it's actually completed its departure. :)