iTunes Prohibits Terrorism 124
Afforess writes "A recent closer look at the oft-skimmed EULA agreement for iTunes has an interesting paragraph in it, Gizmodo reports. 'You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.' Although humorous, some readers suggested that this may be a defense measure to previously discussed price changes in the iTunes music store."
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Re:Laughable. (Score:4, Funny)
Fact is they talk about using XGrid.
They're still running their non-standard FORTRAN with dependencies on compiled binaries from companies that went under for architectures that don't exist anymore except under emulation.
All those Mac users are running Terminal.
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All those Mac users are running Terminal.
Hey genius, could it be that _ALL_ UNIX admins spend most their time in a terminal, be it putty, gnome-terminal, or Terminal, and gnome-terminal sucks so much ass people would rather use a NonFree(tm) system just for a better terminal emulator?
Answer: Yes
Sorry to be so harsh, but trying to devalue OS X because a subset of users spends most their time in a terminal is just bat-shit insane. Did you consider what most Linux desktops are doing?
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[C]ould it be that _ALL_ UNIX admins spend most their time in a terminal, be it putty, gnome-terminal, or Terminal, and gnome-terminal sucks so much ass people would rather use a NonFree(tm) system just for a better terminal emulator?
Yeah, I sorta do that. One of the main reasons is that I've found that an OSX Terminal is one of the few that can actually allow me to edit text that's in a mixture of languages, because it works better than others I've tried with UTF-8 encoded text. TextEdit also works prett
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LLNL and LANL are both sites of large IBM Linux clusters. You're right, AC, if they are use XGrid, it's not as their primary sim platform.
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Laugh all you want, but there are a lot of Mac users at Lawrence Livermore and Los Alamos.
Are you implying that the US goverment is violating Apple's EULA?
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Laugh all you want, but there are a lot of Mac users at Lawrence Livermore and Los Alamos.
Are you implying that the US goverment is violating Apple's EULA?
Are you implying the US government is violating United States law?
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Are you implying the US government is violating United States law?
Implying? No - but I'm certainly thinking it very loudly.
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Clauses like these are usually more about liability than anything else. ("No, your honor, the murderer did not have a legal license to use our handgun because it is licensed, not sold, and using the weapon to kill another person is a violation of the terms of the EULA.") In light of the recent Kurdish lawsuits, I can see why such a clause would be prudent. Sure, one of those recent suits is about a chemical that is classified as being a chemical weapon in and of itself, so shipping that to Iraq was clear
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http://www.apple.com/science/profiles/colsa/
I used to work on this project (not at colsa, at an academic research institution. We were also funded by the same Army researcher's project). We had a mini version of Mach5, and the folks at Colsa built that to run his simulations. OS X was not an idea OS for a large cluster, but we made it work. Many of the GUI workgroup management tools did not scale to hundreds or thousands of hosts.
I still think we ended up with Apples is because the researcher for the Arm
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That stupid (Score:1)
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No need to do that - just take his computer away from him, since he isn't doing anything useful with it anyway. And as for the name... well, Village Idiot comes to mind.
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If you can't figure out genius mode, maybe you aren't one.....
Old News (Score:1)
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Sadly, you can just picture it.
"Hey, we need a timer for our core temp regulation system." "Umm, there's a clock applet with sample code..." "Perfect!"
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binspam, dupe, slownewsday AND old news.
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This has nothing to do with Apple, if you want to know about the US of A's imperialistic agenda, learn about Export Controls and how they use them to control companies and customers outside their normal jurisdiction. The viral nature of the GPL is kids play compared to this.
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I stand corrected, I am not really up to speed on the subject of the virality of the GPL. I just wanted to use an example that would appeal to Slashdot readers.
Old (Score:2)
Seriously how old is this. These aren't recent changes it's been in there for a while.
It's a joke. Haha. Isn't it cool that at least someone at Apple has a sense of humor
fine thoughts (Score:1)
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Or iTunes:
Terrorist #1: My brother, with this 'iTunes' we will FSCKING KILL the infidels! *throws chair*
Terrorist #2: Yes...Glory be to Mic...errr...Allah!
Terrorist #3: Allah damn it! *spits* The EULA says we cannot use it in violation of U.S. Laws!
Terrorist #1: I'm gonna FSCKING KILL Apple! *throws chair*
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They may well use iTunes to watch their training videos.
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Seriously? (Score:4, Informative)
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Just don't interfere with the Microsoft patent on defenestratable ballistic seating.
As old as iTunes (Score:1)
Re:As old as iTunes (Score:5, Funny)
What I don't understand is this:
'You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.'
Does that mean than all deveopment, design, manufacture and production of missiles, nuclear, chemical and biological weapons are prohibited by United States law? One certainly would think otherwise seing the seer number of missiles, nuclear, chemical and biological weapons that USA does indeed develop, design, manufacture and produce.
Anyway, fortunately the EULA does not explicitly forbid its use for the development, design, manufacture or production of conventional weapons, air bombs, mines, grenade-launchers, mortars and/or laser beams, plasma rays, antimatter doom day devices, et al.
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Production of chemical weapons is illegal in the United States. We ratified the Chemical Weapons Ban and according to the OPCW, we have destroyed 45% of our stockpile.
Seeing as we had over 10,000 tons, I'd say we don't really need to produce any more as we already have more than anybody else.
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I think your numbers are a little low (and by that, I mean a lot low). Back in 1992, the U.S. had over 25,000 metric tons of the stuff in total, and more recent numbers say that the U.S. has declared 31,500 tons. The latest I've heard suggests the U.S. still has somewhere in the ballpark of 17,000 tons remaining, so the 45% is probably about right....
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Probably right. The numbers I read were for VX and mustard only, which does not encompass our entire arsenal.
It just shows how silly EULA's are (Score:2)
You can't build missles with iTunes. Fair enough, but what kind of missles? Say I am working on an amateur rocket, one of the simple kits you used to be able to buy and I listen to my iPod (not that I got an iPod, I got an iRiver all the cool of the small i in front without the cost) am I in violation?
Is iTunes banned for NASA? Note that the language states things US laws forbids INCLUDING work on missles, this reads as including legal work on missles.
EULA's, yet another sign lawyers should be shot. Why p
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Shit. (Score:3, Funny)
I hope Apple doesn't enforce this provision too strongly.
Prisoner code of conduct (Score:2)
The attack is off (Score:4, Funny)
Violating dozens of federal and local laws was one thing, but I for one do not want to run afoul of Apple's EULA!
I will sell you an iPod that repels terrorists (Score:2)
Here it is in my pocket. And I'm not being suicide bombed right now, so you know it works.
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Terrorism with your iTunes (Score:4, Funny)
"Terrorism" (Score:5, Insightful)
Isn't it a bit of a leap to use the word 'terrorism' as shorthand for "missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons"? Missiles aren't even necessarily weapons.
When did "weapons development by those the United States doesn't like" become the definition of terrorism?
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Did you miss the last 8 years?
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Did you miss the last 8 years?
Try the last 18 years, end of the cold war.
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Missiles aren't even necessarily weapons.
A missile is always a weapon, by definition [merriam-webster.com]
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Missiles aren't even necessarily weapons.
A missile is always a weapon, by definition [merriam-webster.com]
Historically, they referred to any projectile in airborne motion. Pretty much all sub-orbital, orbital, and super-orbital spacecraft are launched on large missiles. Modern usage usually refers to a propulsion device with a warhead, but the fact is that any projectile technically qualifies as a missile.
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Since the Bush era?
Cryptographic Export Control (Score:1, Informative)
I would imagine it has something to do with the export regulations on strong cryptography, something they probably use in their DRM code.
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Why are the links all cocked up? (Score:2)
"oft-skimmed EULA agreement" goes to a Gizmodo article.
"interesting paragraph" goes to the whole EULA with no PDF warning.
I assume Gizmodo reprints the EULA in its entirety, while the EULA itself is made up of one interesting paragraph? Or am I supposed to figure out which is the interesting one myself? Here's a novel, I think you'll find one of the passages there very entertaining.
I mean, I was ready to complain when I couldn't tell which was the main link and which were merely supporting materials. But
What a better place the world would be... (Score:2)
So as the plane was about to fly into the WTC, it miraculously swerves and avoids it. The hijackers voice comes over the PA system: "Passengers, We have just realized that the act we were about to perform would violate our iPod EULA. We may be foaming at the mouth islamofacists, but we're passionate about quality as well. We will return you to the airport and hijack a bus to the nearest Apple store."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/13/iphone_taliban/ [theregister.co.uk]
Wow (Score:2)
Somebody actually read the EULA, I simply thought it was an old design tradition. Just write a big block of text and include a "Next" button. Variants may include clicking one or more checkboxes.
Oh please... (Score:4, Funny)
Terrorist #1: Hey, did you read the EULA for this thing?
Terrorist #2: No. Why?
Terrorist #1: All the more reason to bomb them into the Stone Age. Here we are, building a nuclear weapon, and those crazy Americans are sweating the LEGAL ramifications.
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" All the more reason to bomb them into the Stone Age. Here we are, building a nuclear weapon, and those crazy Americans are sweating the LEGAL ramifications."
Ha! you will take USA to Stone Age but USA will bury you with its lawyers by EULA infrigement for all the eterny. Take THAT, you vicious terrorist!
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Terrorist #1: Hey, where is...um...how you say? Cupertino?
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iTunes Prohibits Terrorism... (Score:5, Funny)
Terrorists around the world were heard saying: "Curses, foiled again..."
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Now we see why the government has been going to so much effort to make RULAs valid contracts; now they can lock up suspected terrorists for 20 years for EULA violation, without having to prove any of that tricky stuff.
Just like they nailed Al Capone for tax fraud, they'll nail Bin Laden for buying Rick Astley tracks on iTunes...
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Terrorists around the world were heard saying: "Curses, foiled again..."
I'd argue the exact opposite: now that we know for sure that iTunes can be used to these purposes (otherwise apple wouldn't have included it in the EULA, right?) they'll double their efforts to find out how...
Chalk (Score:2)
They'll have to just scrawl their taunts on the sides of the bombs with chalk, rather than have them embellished with beautifully proportioned females and flaming decals.
Oh hell, who am I kidding, they can just use wingdings. [wikimedia.org]
This is really really old news (Score:1)
Is it still ok... (Score:2)
... to run it on mission critical medical equipment?
Is Linux the terrorist OS? (Score:1)
I somehow feel that terrorists would not want to pay for a license from Microsoft or Apple. And even a pirated version of Windows would make them very nervous everytime automatic updates ran, would you like your system connecting to an American company's servers when American Predator drones are flying overhead waiting for intelligence on your location. I guess you could run Windows unpatched, but that's just going to make suicide bombers press the detonator early. Linux has a more international flavor,
Does this extend the DMCA to all Mac/iTunes users? (Score:2)
'You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.'
Does this mean the DMCA extends to all users of iTunes? Or does it only mean that you can't use iTunes to circumvent technology that prevents or controls access and copying?
Does this make it illegal to rip CDs? Before the intarnets and CD burners, having the music only available on a physical object that you couldn't copy was effectively a copy prevention technology.
The latter is probably a far-fetched interpretation; but look at RIAA lawyers---far fetched seems to fit well inside their modus operandi. O
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As a side-note, I'm not sure you made it very clear, but I think what you were trying to say is that it has no effect on US users (in order to be in breach of the EULA, the user has to be already breaking the law), it only has an effect in countries where the EULA holds as a binding agreement, but laws are different. The best example I can think of this
Guess you can't read Slashdot on the iPhone then (Score:1)
Old news (Score:2)
Wasn't this added in after the PR nonsense about the G3 being classified as a "supercomputer?"
I know missile researchers that use OX X... (Score:2)
Gosh! (Score:2)
I guess that will stop the terrorists! I'd hate to be in their shoes now.
Darn, there goes my 'Celine Dion Bomb'... (Score:2)
... but I can still use short clips of Kylie Minogue's 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' as a personal defence sonic stun weapon, right?
Dual Use (Score:1)
Its the visualizer plugins (Score:1)
You see, its a not too well known fact that you can create atomic bomb simulations by writing iTunes visualizer plugins. The better your design, the bigger the explosion on the screen.
And interestingly enough, all modern US atomic weapons license House of Pain's "Jump Around" directly from iTunes ... something about a timing dependency, I'm not sure.
Now the rumor that the whole US economy can be modeled with a secret visualizer run against "Bohemian Rhapsody" is just crazy.