Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame 270
alphadogg writes to mention that an Atlanta man is claiming an iPod Nano actually caught fire in his pants creating flames that lasted 15 seconds and reached up as far as his chest. Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod.
Liar! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, wait... let me get you some water.
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Re:Liar! (Score:5, Funny)
Sir Bedivere: "What do we burn, apart from lithium batteries?"
Peasant: "More lithium batteries!"
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that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:5, Informative)
I am noticing that the guy is pretty short on smoke damage for the kind of flames described. Burning plastic, which would be involved here produces copious amounts of sticky black smoke, and I'm not seeing much of any. Not to mention the fact that his pocket liner seems to be more or less unharmed. IIRC the burning temperature of Lithium is higher than that of cotton.
Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:5, Funny)
Ummm.... where do I start?
Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:5, Funny)
[Girl who uses accelerant to set me on fire] >>> [absence of girl].
Duh.
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Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:5, Funny)
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Back in the day, kids used to be sharing, and took turns at setting each other on fire. Nowadays it's just me, me, me...
Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:4, Funny)
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"Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get your beer free."
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I'm guessing there was plenty of smoke but not nearly as much fire as he thought. It's understandable that when someone is surprised by heat, noise, and smoke pouring out of their pants pocket they may honestly remember it a lot worse than it actually was.
In the local newscast, you could see scorch marks on the side consistant with mostly smoke and a bit of flame, but not the huge fireball he described.
Re:that does seem possible according to the photos (Score:4, Insightful)
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Someone above posted about getting a liquid spilled on them (gas?) and lit and it didn't burn his clothes. Naturally. It burned the gas. There was no accellerant here, and it's not like the lithium was squirting out of the ipod. If there was fire, something was being consumed. His clothes, aside from the l
Jerry lee + Leewis (Score:4, Funny)
Great Balls of fire
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Well well well... (Score:5, Funny)
it's obvious (Score:2)
Yeah, it's pretty obvious this isn't true. Everyone knows Apple doesn't use Sony batteries.
The obvious joke... (Score:4, Funny)
His pants are on fire.
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Knowing Apple (Score:2, Interesting)
It's a feature (Score:5, Funny)
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Absolutely! Steve Jobs will announce that from this moment forward, all Apple Stores will carry Apple's new iMarshmallows (tm), and that he has arranged to send every registered iPod user a coupon for 50% off their purchase (for a limited time only).
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obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Well, obviously (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well, obviously (Score:5, Funny)
(Poster to follow up with an explanation of why it's called "dry"-cleaning in 3...2...)
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Apple hasn't responded (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Apple hasn't responded (Score:4, Funny)
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In other words, a hooker.
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hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Found it again from my comments but not here
His playlist included:
The Doors, Light my Fire
The Prodigy, Firestarter
Madonna, Burning up
Currently playing though was
James Brown, Hot pants.
The burning question... (Score:5, Funny)
"We didn't start the Fire..."?
Re:hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
James Brown, Hot pants.
Followed fifteen seconds later by:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Great Balls of Fire
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"If captured the government will disavow any knowledge of your mission, this IPOD will self destruct in fifteen seconds, Good Luck"
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Trousers aflame (Score:5, Funny)
Fifteen seconds? Count that out one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, ... or use the second hand from a watch. That's a pretty damn long time.
hmm, my testicles appear to be alight. I suppose I might have to do something about that one of these days...
The fire reached to his chest? I'm wondering what else he had in his pocket, perhaps a butane lighter. Even if I hooked an electrical cord to a 2032 Li-ion cell I seriously doubt the flames would go more than 3 inches. Usually batteries go because the current draw is very high. Perhaps polyester clothing could contribute to his misfortune, but glossy paper in his pocket protected him from severe burns? I think we'll have to see what the nano looked like afterwards before really passing any judgement, but this is just about as amazing as the finger in the Wendy's Chili.
Re:Trousers aflame (Score:5, Insightful)
We should make one movie with a guy just casually checking his watch for 15 seconds while his pants go up in flames and another with the guy going completely crazy swatting his burning pants, rolling around on the ground screaming like a maniac, then take a survey to see which one is more realistic.
Re:Trousers aflame (Score:5, Funny)
We should make one movie with a guy just casually checking his watch for 15 seconds while his pants go up in flames and another with the guy going completely crazy swatting his burning pants, rolling around on the ground screaming like a maniac,
"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC."
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Re:Trousers aflame (Score:5, Interesting)
Glossy paper is little more than hydrocarbon steeped cellulose fibers, I fail to see how "chest high flames" would've been stopped by glossy paper. Also why they would apparently fail to burn anything but a little bit of the inside of his pocket. I mean, they'd have to go through his pants to reach chest-high, wouldn't they?
It's far more likely that it was a slow burn, which the paper did slightly insulate him from, but which when he finally noticed was hot enough to slightly char the inside of his pocket and the paper. The "chest high flame" could be attributed to misremembering the event due to shock. I know I've poorly recalled a minor accident I was in, once. (Poorly recalled right after. After I had time to think about it, I'm pretty sure I remember correctly, but at the time it seemed much worse than it was)
Collect the evidence (Score:3, Informative)
"Your Honor, we cannot reproduce the allegedly malfunctioning device at this time."
Goodness gracious (Score:3, Funny)
He sat on it (Score:3, Interesting)
This was avoidable (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe... (Score:3, Funny)
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A job for... (Score:3, Funny)
Or Dave Barry.
But given that no toilet is involved, I'm inclined to lean towards the Mythbusters.
Next week, on Mythbusters... (Score:4, Insightful)
Never would have happened with a Dell music player (Score:2)
They did it for sales... (Score:5, Funny)
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best. tag. ever (Score:4, Funny)
Is that an iPod in your pocket... (Score:2)
Hot device (Score:5, Funny)
Christmas shopping (Score:3, Funny)
While Listening to "Catch a Fire" by Bob Marley (Score:2)
Comment removed (Score:5, Interesting)
Quite possibly (Score:5, Funny)
How long before lawsuit filed? (Score:2)
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Mod Apple down ... (Score:4, Funny)
self-destruct button (Score:2, Funny)
Surrender or your 8 gigs of music gets it.
could be worse... (Score:2)
Nearly two years old? (Score:3, Funny)
He kept commodity electronics more than six months! He did not consume, he is not a good citizen, he had it coming!
The facts (Score:2)
Apple sent him a package to return the iPod.
The battery is Lithium-ion.
The story has noted that laptop li-ion batteries that Apple used have caught on fire before. The article did not mention that the batteries in question were made by Sony.
It is possible that something went wrong with the battery and/or packaging; however, bear in mind that this is a two year old iPod nano. This is the first reported case so 1 out of millions of iPod nanos since sold is a very
This Thread (Score:2)
...is USELESS without pics!
I'll let my Karma burn along with this guy.
Apple's old slogan said it all (Score:5, Funny)
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Was it a real iPod? (Score:3, Insightful)
Dancing Flame? (Score:2)
Not sure I believe him... (Score:3, Funny)
No, really! I don't want to start a flame war with this guy.
Mythbusters (Score:3, Interesting)
Now, all repeat after me ' BUSTED '.
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Smells like... (Score:2)
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Re:Pants? (Score:4, Funny)
Interesting. So what does "iPod" mean in british?
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Or improper accessories, at any rate:
http://www.ohmibod.com/ [ohmibod.com]
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The opening ditty for the old US sit-com "The Nanny" [wikipedia.org](that we got here) chimed of her "falling on her fanny".
Pretty much I envisioned something like her standing like this [dkimages.com] and then falling forward.
For impending US tourists to NZ - a complete list [chemistry.co.nz].
Just so you know when some one says "Her flat mate trimmed her fringe and her fanny, had a squiz at the nick and gave her some plasters".
Re:what did he expect? (Score:4, Funny)
I feel your pain!
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Yes, I get your humor bit.
On the serious side, if this were my company's defective product, I wouldn't have it returned priority overnight, either. If I did, there's a good possibility that it would be shipped via an aircraft. A potentially unstable item such as this is prohibited from being shipped via aircraft without some type of special permission/paperwork. I could be opening my company up to an even larger liability if in the remote case the thing should happen to reignite.
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The RIAA is *really* cracking down on illegal music downloads with the latest DRM!