iPods to be Used as Flight Data Recorders 200
udamahan writes "Flight Global reports small aircraft manufacturer LoPresti is introducing a system that uses an iPod as a flight data recorder. The company states that they chose the iPod for its size, low power requirements, and the 'thousands of developers passionate about writing applications for the iPod.' The article notes that data recorders are typically used for maintenance, flight/safety analysis, or, assuming proper protection, crash investigation."
Shocking... (Score:5, Funny)
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
OMG NAME! (Score:1, Funny)
Airpod.
A whole new meaning... (Score:5, Funny)
And then! (Score:4, Funny)
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Worse still (Score:5, Funny)
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FAA Regs (Score:2, Funny)
I can just image it: "At this time the cabin crew would like to remind the flight crew to turn off the flight recorder. We'll let you know when we reach cruising altitide and it is safe to turn the device back on".
Before anyone feels the need to inform me that Advisory Circulars are not the same as FAA regulations, I know already!
Re:OMG NAME! (Score:5, Funny)
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Sorry, airline accident victims...
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I can see it coming: (Score:1, Funny)
connected to highly professional audio Monitors:
(Ipod-Voice from Loudspeaker) "Hello, dear audience..."
(Ipod-Voice from Loudspeaker) "...this time I will replay the in-flight data for...."
intense shuffling, investigators are putting in a frown
(Ipod-Voice from Loudspeaker) "...cabin air moisture!"
(FAA agent 1) "No, not again!"
(FAA agent 2) "Who`s going for lunch? I`m sooo bored!"
Re:Wow. (Score:2, Funny)
Why don't they make the plane out of the same material as the black boxes? Problem solved. You can now use the iPod for your music and videos.
I can see the headlines now... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flash drives would be better.. (Score:4, Funny)
do you go to giant school or something?
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Re:It won't break (Score:4, Funny)
Absolutely! Similarly, the iPods will be programmed to loop "We Built This City" endlessly, virtually guaranteeing that somebody will show up to scream "Turn that crap off!"
iPod Accessory (Score:1, Funny)
iFlight now available at iTunes (Score:3, Funny)
This wil never work (Score:5, Funny)
Won't the iPod disrupt the plane's flight electronics and CAUSE crashes, though? That's why the flight attendants always remind us that the use of portable electronic devices during takeoff and landing is forbidden, right?
Re:Worse still (Score:3, Funny)
On second thought, it might be easier to search through a pile of charred rubble for a small piece of metal than to find another person with a Zune.
News at 11: A Breakthrough in NTSB investigation (Score:3, Funny)
"NTSB crash investigators have been baffled as to the cause of the private plane crash that killed Steve Jobs and four others last week, but today they made a major breakthrough in their investigation. The crash investigators were initially stymied by the sequence of events leading up to the crash. Apparently, the initial confusion was resolved once they discovered the Crash.Events playback was set to shuffle."
"In a related story, Conspiracy therorists are not buying the explanation. They say that they have proof that the flight data recorder shows the plane was in level flight after having slammed into the Mountain. They insist that this was a plot financed by former Microsoft President Bill Gates to 'send a message' that Microsoft is not to be trifled with."
"Mr Gates was unavailable for comment as he was attending a conference on Aids in Africa."
"To counter these claims, the NTSB has offered to share crash evidence with the general public, just as soon as they can figure out how to bypass the DRM features without running afoul of the DMCA."
Re:Wow. (Score:1, Funny)
Relax, it's a White Box.
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