Halloween Roundup 106
Herewith a selection from the holiday-themed submissions today. severedfinger writes, "CNET reports that this Halloween some people are using the alphabet-search system on the new iPods to communicate with the dead. The writer uses an iPod nano to test the new craze. He plugs it into a loud stereo system to 'increase the scary quotient when a spirit picks a track,' and the editorial staff begin to talk to a spirit called 'Brad.'" And markmcb writes, "If you've never read much about the history of Halloween, Nick Dilmore offers an entertaining and snarky summary of how the holiday came to be. From the article, 'Halloween, that festive time of the year when kids dress up in fantastic costumes, bob for apples, and go trick-or-treating. Well, unless they live in a community that has done away with Halloween because some Christians say it's a holiday for Satan, or some Jews say it's too Christian, or some Wiccans say it makes fun of their religion (which has as much to do with ancient witchcraft as P. Diddy has to do with Bluegrass...).'" Finally, check out MAKE's geeky / tech DIY guide to "amazing costumes, scary tech, pumpkins, and gross food."
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First, put on a t-shirt.
Second, silently kill your enemies, preferably with a sword.
Third, escape undetected, preferably while doing backflips.
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Just back from being a Ninja (Score:2)
That other guy's link seems to be a rip of this: http://www.rit.edu/~djl5698/images/ninjalesson.jpg [rit.edu]
BTW, the candy haul was good this year. Many young children were frightened and other people successfully confused by our ninja antics. We also really freaked out one guy by climbing onto his roof and whispering to him through his skylight.
Heh, this post's capcha is "mischief".
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Make sure it's a very long one, or you won't be able to hide your only weapon.
People will be pointing at you.
Homer Simpson's high-tech X10'd Halloween Display (Score:5, Interesting)
7000 lights along with giant inflatable Pumpkin, Frankenstein, and Homer Simpson - D'OH. View with three webcams, control (yes, turn 'em on/off & inflate/deflate) with X10, send Instant Text Messages via webcam, view Google Map of surfers, and enjoy or cuss at the Franken-Homer cursor & Adams Family Music.
Website suggests sending your trick-or-treats to charity
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How about 3000+ hand carved pumpkins (Score:2)
Check it out: http://www.wvpics.com/Pumpkin%20House.htm [wvpics.com]
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BTW, if they could code it so that you had to make a charitable donation before you could close the page, they'd be fucking billionaires in no time.
We have one of those on my block (Score:2)
This year, we have someone down the block who has:
The overall effect is of a carnival dark ride. A cheezy one.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190590/ [imdb.com]
Shawn Combs:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004835/ [imdb.com]
As you can see, Combs' contributions to O Brother, Where Art Thou are far from insignificant. His role in that film was cited as the inspiration behind the transition from rock to folk for Spinal Tap, now known as The Folksmen [wikipedia.org].
Evil is limited trick-or-treat times... (Score:2)
Today, most cities only allow trick-or-treating between 6-8pm....blah.
Optimized candy gathering techniques (Score:2)
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The fact that towns and cities actually make those laws is a problem. This should be between the parents, the kids, and possibly the people whose houses kids go to (i.e., if you don't want to be disturbed, turn off the front porch light). Overregulation at its worst - the people who pass such laws should be hanged, drawn, quartered and burnt like they did to Guy Fawkes (obligatory Halloween grossness ends).
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If you don't want to give candy to trick-or-treaters, don't open the door when they knock. Or don't leave the front light on or make other signs that they're welcome. Grumpy old farts like you are the reason why this country is mired in stupid regulations while ignoring what's important (the environment, real improvements in education, etc).
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In the Philippines... (Score:1, Insightful)
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We call that 'Friday' here in the U.S., but everybody pretends that no one is wearing a costume, and that everything that happens is perfectly normal.
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Tess the Vampire! (Score:1)
Tess the Vampire! [sippan.se] (There is 1 naughty word on that link.)
not directly related to halloween history, but... (Score:2)
while some christians may be uptight about halloween, in deeply catholic mexico and the philippines people actually go camp out in graveyards tomorrow
uptight christians must also recall that christmas trees are coopted from prechristian druidic tree worship, and that the time when christmas itself is celebrated actually predates christ as a roman winter solstice festival, saturnalia, and really has nothing to do when christ was really born a
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Picture's a huge 8ft bunny chasing a guy down the street LOL
thank you, good point (Score:2)
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The Pagans Call It "Co-Opting" (Score:2)
Blessed Be, D00d...
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If you meet anyone like that, just tell them "Happy Reformation Day [wikipedia.org]" and suggest they dress up as Martin Luther.
If they're actually Catholic instead of just Fundie Baptist, you'll have the added benefit of outright offending them instead of just making them uptight.
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Although you'd need to avoid confusion with the popular all-girl beat combo of the same name.
EXTREME PUMPKIN CARVING (Score:1)
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> editors of popular mechanics magazine. video, podcast, blog and photos included...
They're also the tools I'm going to use on the next fucking kid who comes to my front door demanding money with menaces. I'm with France on this one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6103436.st m [bbc.co.uk]
Halloween is shit!
Now, where did I put my laxative pills...
About the whole bread with currants thing... (Score:2)
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But you have a point. Remind me not to purchase any more food, either, which after all is invented and promoted by businesses in the name of profit.
Oh wait, no, you don't have a point. Some of the best Halloween costumes and decorations are home-made, and dressing up in costumes is something kids have enormous fun with. I'm not even American, b
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From worthless to totally stupid! (Score:1)
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I religiously oppose Halloween (Score:2)
While the holiday itself is fine, it's become what most holidays turned into: A way to spend money. That's not what it's about. No matter what religion it is supposedly rooted in.
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Seriously now. I hate it when holidays are reduced to spending money. It has ruined so many very meaningful holidays, nowadays it's just a tack in the sales statistics.
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Yeah, its when I used to get most creative. But better, some of our more inspired kooks [nwsource.com] come out. Hooray for the last vestiges of commercial free fun.
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Ironic (Score:3, Insightful)
The scariest thing about halloween (Score:1)
All I can say is... (Score:2)
Diddy (Score:2)
I thought we established that "P." Diddy was no longer to be used
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Re:umm.. not true? (Score:4, Funny)
So, what you're saying is that it actually doesn't have anything to do with ancient withcraft, but claiming an ancient lineage makes it sound cool? Is using paragraph breaks offensive to Wiccans too, or is that just a personal thing?
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or
and select "HTML"
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The actual name of the holiday is what people choose to call the holiday
I went to the Brain Slug planet for Halloween... (Score:2)
Of my own free will, I decided to build my own brain slug [scarytoyclown.com] for Halloween.
OuijaPod would you help me? (Score:2)
The click wheel's turning
No I was not pushing that time
It spells M-S-Z-U-N-E
The table's rumbling
The click wheel's turning
No I was not pushing that time
F-U-C-K O double F
(Ouija Board [youtube.com])
Misleading article (Score:2)
No way Jose. The Romans never touched Ireland, and they left Scotland to the Scots (even built Hadrian's Wall to keep them out). That leaves Wales, Cornwall and Brittany under Roman rule, although even there Asterix and his mate stopped them in their tracks!
Correct Article (Score:2)
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he response to that included a map showing that the Romans did indeed conquer the majority of the lands controlled by the Celts, with the exception of Scotland and Ireland.
So, yes the OP is correct in the observation about Scotland and Ireland, but incorrect in
my Linux Pun'kin (almost) (Score:2)
Faeries? (Score:2)
Thank you.
For anybody who asks: I celebrated Halloween by fucking a handsome Russian. He was an excellent lover!