iPod nano Owners In Screen Scratch Trauma 671
wellington map writes "TheRegister reports iPod nano users have discovered that it is unbelievably easy to scratch the screen, which quickly makes the colour screen all but useless for viewing album art and photos stored on the machine. Apple's discussion forums are already host to hundreds of threads on this topic."
Best Quote (Score:5, Funny)
How am I supposed to use something "pocketable" if even my CLOTHES SCRATCH IT?
Shock, Horror! (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, these things have scratched if you looked at them funny since the first generation regular iPod, it's what they do.
Move along people, nothing to see here.
Recall? BWahahaha. (Score:5, Funny)
>Apple is going to have to announce a full recall
More like they'll write a support entry of the form "Don't scratch your iPod Nano. HTH. HAND."
Remember, Apple can do no wrong. If this statement feels odd to you, please report to your local Apple Store for re-indoctrination ASAP!
This is part of the Apple philosophy (Score:2, Funny)
CAUTION! (Score:5, Funny)
* Keep out of reach of children.
Apple Fanboys (Score:5, Funny)
Another one says "I am not certain apple is responsible for that... freedom of choice"
My bet is that steve jobs could kill a baby with an ibook, and they'd defend him.
Apple Could Shit on a Pie Plate - I'd Still Buy It (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong (Score:5, Funny)
iPod Nano found to be as scratchable as all previous generations! President Bush will be addressing the nation on this crisis within the hour!
Nope, there will definitely be a delayed response, because as some have already pointed out here before, George Bush hates the Mac people.
Nothing new (Score:3, Funny)
Re:CAUTION! (Score:2, Funny)
This post brought to you by Command-W.
Re:CAUTION! (Score:2, Funny)
Yet again in computer security, Apple is ahead of the pack!
(Presses Control-W multiple times on his iBook, yet nothing happens...)
Hmm. What's this Apple key for?
Re:Apple Fanboys (Score:5, Funny)
Proof positive!! (Score:4, Funny)
I've taken pictures of the damage and written up a log of how I've been using my nano. Here's a picture, [arstechnica.com] and here's the full write-up. [arstechnica.com]
When's the recall?
Re:Apple Fanboys (Score:5, Funny)
My bet is that steve jobs could kill a baby with an ibook, and they'd defend him.
Current iBooks [apple.com] are equipped with Apple's Sudden Motion Sensor to instantly stop hard drive motion and protect data upon impact, so at least your data will be safe.
Re:Sounding like an ID10T problem (Score:5, Funny)
We can't! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blame yourself for wear & tear. (Score:5, Funny)
Pfffff (Score:4, Funny)
Obviously, that's how they tested it. :)
Re:CAUTION! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:When will people learn? (Score:3, Funny)
Him and his ilk. That's who!
Re:When will people learn? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:When will people learn? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wrong (Score:1, Funny)
Waaah! Baby Nano Owner wants his bottle! (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, mine scratched too - pic linked (Score:3, Funny)
I didn't expect it to look like THIS [cachenetworks.com] after a week or two!
It's a joke
Re:Ho ho ho... No suprise there then ? (Score:3, Funny)
Wow. Sounds like a real piece of shit.
Re:Why can't Appleites hold Apple to a high standa (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why can't Appleites hold Apple to a high standa (Score:2, Funny)
See Amiga Persecution Complex [catb.org]. It's not really their fault, you see.
Re:CAUTION! (Score:3, Funny)
'rm' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
Funny, you'd expect a Linux user to write cross-platform code!