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Aw, jeez... (Score:4, Funny)
Sure (Score:2, Funny)
Jobs would rather let apple die before selling a x86 mac
Re:Dvorak (Score:5, Funny)
Probably False (Score:3, Funny)
New headline:
Erroneous Wallstreet Journal Article causes Mac Fans through out the world to riot. Killing 15
What really happened ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Intel make chips other than CPUs (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Intel make chips other than CPUs (Score:4, Funny)
ba-ZING!
Re:Here we go again... (Score:4, Funny)
Is this a dupe? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Only one thing left to do! (Score:3, Funny)
Why do you want to tape a duck? Is that some sick animal bondage fetish you have? Some sort of Beatty-esque perversion, but with less hamsters?
Or... did you mean *duct* tape?
No... the animal bondage thing seems a simpler and more believable explanation.
Itainium (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dvorak (Score:2, Funny)
John Dvorak predicted it? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Does this mean - (Score:3, Funny)
Dvorak (Score:5, Funny)
Mod parent wrong (Score:5, Funny)
This is false! Kids, listen: If you want to get laid, buy a Powerbook, get some black-rimmed glasses and a dog-eared copy of a Thomas Pynchon novel, and go find a good coffeehouse near a university. Grab a table near a napkin dispenser. Do not open the Powerbook but place it conspicuously on the table in front of you. Pretend to read the novel. Make eye contact with the grad student across the way and smile.
If things go well, she will decide that she needs some napkins, and while gathering them together will accidentally drop some on the floor. Help her pick up the excess paper and make a stupid little joke, something like "Oops, there go some trees." She will then say something like "I love Pynchon" at which point you reply "Have you seen Zak Smith's illustrations [themodernword.com] for Gravity's Rainbow?" You will then open the Powerbook and visit the site via a bookmark in a folder named 'Diversions'. It is important that she not see the folder marked 'Linux stuuf' or 'pron'. Spend the next thirty minutes saying things like "I really do think media is ultimately the message" etc. If you successfully complete this sequence of steps, sex is all but guaranteed.
Re:Why cheaper!? (Score:3, Funny)
But at least we'd see louder Mac Minis, because if they went with Intel CPUs, they'd need those hellaciouly large CPU fans as well.
In a Mini, that might make for a helicopter. Which would be its biggest redeeming featire - thenew, Flying Mac!
Re:Mod parent wrong (Score:2, Funny)
1) Grad student notices that book is held upside down and slashdotter's eyes are staring unblinkly at student's breasts, as in a vain attempt to use the Force to rip open shirt and unhook bra (act that said slashdotter is incapable of with two friends helping and a 200 page instruction book).
2) Mac dies a short-circuiting death after being drowned in 5 inches of said slashdotter's drool, and in an ironic twist wipes 5 years of carefully and selectively collected porn.
3) Ducks are seen swimming in coffehouse's newly created indoor lake.
Re:Dvorak (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry, pal-
I used MacPaint to create perfect reproductions of my SJSU report cards to add classes I was not actually taking in order to show I was a full time student to get various discounts (car insurance, American Express student travel program for $120 coast to coast RT flights, etc).
The fact is, MacPaint saved me money!
Re:Mod parent wrong (Score:5, Funny)
To the dark Side... (Score:2, Funny)