iPod: This Season's Must-Have for Muggers 993
KH writes "West Midlands police have issued a stark warning to iPod users: ditch the white headphones or pay the price." Apparently, muggers recognize the headphones and target passersby for muggage.
Mugging (Score:4, Funny)
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Dear Hambone (Score:4, Funny)
This is a Slash-mugging! Close your browser and give me your laptop!
Now!
Letter
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"Give me your--"
*bzzt* *thud*
"AWESOME!"
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No, especially if it's "...license, registration, and proof of insurance."
Those identity theives are real clever.
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1) Locate a dairy farm that uses electric fences to restrain cattle. You can tell it's an electric fence because it's one thin strand of wire at waist height strung through plastic insulators on the fence posts, and the cows are giving it a rather wide berth.
2) Walk up to the electric fence.
3) Whip out your dick.
4) Piss on the electric fence.
This, I posit, will remove *all* further desire on your part to play with high voltage electricity. For that matter, it will take a fair while afterwards for you to regain ANY "desire" to "play", if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Funny)
I stood there, taking my best innocent air, and staring at him like saying "now what"???
He was puzzled, got off the tractor, and walked straight to the fence which he touched pretty intently.
At that very moment, the relay decided to send a good charge which sent the redneck something like 3 feet up in the air, landing on his ass in the freshly ploughed field.
He said nothing at all, and never played smartass again with me...
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Informative)
Then you misunderstand them. It paralyzes you. Your muscles cramp up and you can't move. It's not that the pain is so bad, it's that the signals coming from your brain telling your muscles to move are being drowned out by the signals coming from the tazer.
Tazers work.. even on people pumped up on PCP.
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Informative)
I've talked to so many people who have been zapped from everything from garden variety stun guns like gramma had in "Die Hard II" to the much ballyhooed Myotron and the common denominator is that they hurt.
I'd personally be more than willing to get "stunned" by any available electrical "paralysis" garbage on the market, and I'd be willing to bet that I could close in on the stunner and clinch them while they stun me. I'd be willing to be that I could fully demonstrate ability and motive to continue an assault, and prove that if I were an assailant the "stun gun" would be a meaningless tool for self-defence.
really disabling the nervous system is also capable of stopping the heart and killing the attacker. Thus, you might as well use a weapon that is designed to do just that.
I can get to Washington State, so if anyone wants to take me up on this you provide the stun weapons and I'll provide the flesh.
Pierre
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm not saying Tasers don't work, I'm saying that they work only in the right context - self-defence by an individual is not that context.
Getting a Taser to work properly requires that both probes get a good seat in the subject. A common problem is that only one gets in, or that both get in, but one falls out. In the article you sent me the Officer is clearly dressed only in a light, tight, shirt to ensure a good contact by the Taser probes. That's fine for a demo, but that's not how things go on the street. Now imagine him in loose clothing, layered, telling you to give him the fucking iPod right fucking now and tell me you're willing to bet your life on something as fragile as a Taser.
Here's [selfdefenseforums.com] a thread that illustrates what I'm talking about.
I'm completely willing to give this a shot. If I could convince the PD here to do it, I'd go get it done in a heartbeat. Barring that, if you want to shoot me with a Taser, let me know. Like I said in a previous post, I can get to Washington State pretty easy - maybe down to Oregon, or over to Idaho.
I used to think a lot of things were true that weren't. Popular media likes to hype crap like Stun Guns, but the reality is far different.
Pierre
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Interesting)
That said, I've always wondered if a good defense against a taser might not be a conducting layer (worn beneath light upper layer clothing) that is hardy enough to stop and seat the probes, and which is connected to a metal plate at the bottom of one's shoes, thereby grounding the charge. I would think you'd get tingled, but it wouldn't be debilitating.
I've never read about such a thing (and I'm obviously not willing to conduct the experiment
In a self-defense situation, myself, I'd prefer something that can stop them more permanently if necessary - but I'm old-fashioned
SB
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mugged? i thought the only people who ripped off apple was microsoft.
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Apple certainly understands this which is why they introduce iPod models by threes, differentiated only by the size of the harddrive. It lets you say, 'look! I spent more money. Mine is bigger!'
Like it or not, the iPod is a device which announces that its owner has spent at least U.S. $300 on something easily stolen and eminently desireable. If you want to understand what that white cord looks like to a thief, imagine going to a bank and getting three fat stacks of singles, and then taping them to your chest with a post-it attached that says, 'Hi, you don't have this!'
It just makes sense.
The iPod's newest market: the underclass (Score:5, Insightful)
Heh: there's just one problem about sending such messages in a volatile society, especially when you can't hear what's going on around you. The distance from preening signifier to damn easy pickings is much shorter than many realize.
Put these ingredients together--frontin' hipsters oblivious to their environment, the anger and hunger of the street, and the value of the iPod both as tech and music motherload--and it's probably poised to replace car stereos as the quickest score a thief can make.
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FUD Alert! (Score:5, Informative)
I considered submitting this story, but I was busy and now I regret it because according to this MacWorld UK article [macworld.co.uk], this is just an unsubstantiated media frenzy. The proof of how widespread these muggings are is still pretty sketchy.
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just tape 2 $100 bills to your hat. (Score:5, Funny)
This procedure also helps to hide ketchup stains on your shirt.
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Walk around in the wrong neighborhood with those distintive headphones, and you could quite easily be mugged. Do you walk around with a big fat wallet with hundred dollar bills sticking out because worries about being robbed are only "media fearmongering"?
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Compare this with cellphones - the status is in how small they are. Hard to show off how small something is: if it's really small it hides invisibly in your pocket. Personally I think this is where a lot of the whole "Digital Camera on a cell phone" came from... it's a new status symbol element showing off how expensive your cell phone is, but it's quite easy to show off - just go around taking pictures of everything.
Jedidiah.
Re:Mugging (Score:5, Insightful)
White headphones are like a status symbol now. I'm not sure if it's sad or funny.
(Full Disclosure: iPod + white headphones managed to brainwash me also)
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Get mugged, then help clean up the gene pool!
mugging (Score:4, Funny)
That's why (Score:5, Funny)
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I was wondering why people were paying more for less GB. I gues size does matter
Re:That's why (Score:5, Funny)
And you probably can't wait for them to add a sub-woofer in the next model.
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Re:That's why (Score:5, Funny)
Too bad you're an AC and can't get proper credit for your work.
Almost shat out my iPod i laughed so hard.
Re:That's why (Score:5, Funny)
So to speak.
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That's how you switch playlists.
My iPod case holds pepper spray (Score:5, Funny)
I've hacked my iPod to shoot pepper spray! Ha!
The Next Apple Innovation (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Next Apple Innovation (Score:5, Interesting)
Well, you could register your iPod as stolen and the next usage connected to iTunes could be noted by Apple. Then either a lo-jack scenario ensues OR your iPod gets locked with a "stolen ipod" screen.
Of course there are liabilities, jurisdictional, law enforcement, and practical reasons why this would be a no go. But it could be done.
Re:The Next Apple Innovation (Score:5, Informative)
Just a quick note to let you know -- they DO in fact have a unique identifier. All Apple products (computer-wise, anyway) do. My powerbook and iPod both have serial numbers that I registered with Apple when I bought them.
Re:The Next Apple Innovation (Score:5, Funny)
And considering that it plays music, and Apple is known for frequent updates, would the next model be jLoJack?
Re:The Next Apple Innovation (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:The Next Apple Innovation (Score:4, Informative)
Check ephPod.
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The solution to the dying iPod battery is ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The solution to the dying iPod battery is ... (Score:4, Funny)
I think you missed the part where the mugger took your $300 gun as well as your $300 ipod.
Muggage? (Score:5, Funny)
But rock on, Dude! Awesome!
Self defense (Score:4, Funny)
muggage? (Score:4, Funny)
eh? 'excuse me sir, I noticed you passing by and wondered if you'd like some hot, sweet muggage. only $1 a bowl.'
Re:muggage? (Score:5, Funny)
Next time I'm subjected to some muggage I'll whip out Mr. Pointy and deal out some slayage.
And they claim language is dead...
hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Mugger: "Your I-Pod or your life..."
Mr Benny: ...
Mugger: I SAID, your I-POD or your LIFE!
Mr Benny: Hold on! I'm thinking!
buhbumpbump...
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
iGeek: Uhm, what's the difference?
Help for the lonely among us (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, or the thief may have just asked... (Score:5, Interesting)
The thief then asked Baskerville if he was listening to an iPod and, receiving an affirmative answer, he "pulled a knife out and started waving it at me, saying: 'Well hand it over, then.' I gave it to him and he ran off. He must have known I was wearing an iPod because of the white headphones."
Re:Yeah, or the thief may have just asked... (Score:5, Funny)
The white headphones were genius... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm surprised the others player manufacturers never cottoned on to this one: get the customers to do your advertising for you!
Jedidiah.
Re:The white headphones were genius... (Score:5, Interesting)
Way back when I was the one of the few people to have an iPod, I was always very self concious when I pulled it out of my pocket. It's distinctive, but I don't want that kind of attention... I just want to listen to my music without feeling like some elitist rich snob. The problem was that even after I put my iPod back in my pocket, those damn white headphones were still trailing down over my customary black jacket... a little like the iPod advertisements these days. I couldn't stand it, and ended up buying new headphones [akg.com]. The new ones are great, incredible technical accomplishments that cost quite a bit more money, but without that distinctive white cord I feel like so much less of an elitist rich snob, and now the only people that give me a second look while wearing them are audiophiles.
Nowadays the whole rich elitist snob thing doesn't apply, because every college kid has an iPod of his very own. I have some friends with iPods that never felt the way I did before, but now that the dangling white cords are everywhere they've bought new headphones because they feel like they're trend followers. I know all of this must sound terribly vain, but in my profession appearances are very important (yes, even while listening to music).
My story doesn't seem to have much of a point, I know. I guess what it comes down to is that if I were to pick my least favorite facet of the iPod, the white headphone cord would definitely be it. I don't like being a walking billboard for anything, no matter hor subtle the advertisement.
Re:The white headphones were genius... (Score:5, Insightful)
And you sell even better to the vain yuppie crowd, who like to make sure people can recognise the fact that they've bought the latest trendy gadget.
Dear god people are suckers.
Jedidiah.
make sure you actually have the ipod... (Score:4, Funny)
The mugger may get pissed and pop a cap in your ass when he find you only have an old walkman.
Re:make sure you actually have the ipod... (Score:5, Funny)
depends on what it's wrapped in [penny-arcade.com]
More FUD (Score:5, Interesting)
Apple UK's wave of iPod advertising may be making the product a 'must-have' accessory for street criminals. It's also possible that UK journalists, disappointed at Apple's recent news that its much-anticipated iPod mini won't ship until July, now also have Apple in their sights - as was the case with the recent battery bad news stories.
hrm... (Score:4, Insightful)
Be careful of how hard you try to get attention, you may not garner the type you intended.
the mugger catches you alone and... (Score:5, Funny)
Guy: uh, yeah.
Mugger: alright, hand it over.
Mugger: uh, you haven't had this for 18 months or so by any chance?
muggings (Score:4, Interesting)
heh heh he took off running.
Just an anecdotal story, doesn't mean much except to point out muggings happen everywhere,all around the whirrled, just sometimes they have a happy ending.
There's an old saying I am fond of:
"God made man - Then Colonel Colt made them equal"
RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
Ditched them long ago.. (Score:4, Insightful)
Replaced them with Sony MDR-E888 [i-shopping4u.com] the day after, which sound incredible.
I bought my iPod because I love music, not as a "fashion accessory."
Turn the tables (Score:4, Funny)
Downside of portable electronics (Score:5, Insightful)
Fun (Score:5, Funny)
One receiver: $50
One transmitter: $50
One kilo C4: $150
One mugger exploding when he runs more than 50 feet away from you: Priceless.
Re:Fun (Score:5, Funny)
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You get a Darwin Award.
RIAA Will Sue the muggers ... (Score:5, Funny)
Just make sure not to mug this woman (Score:4, Funny)
This is stealing! (Score:5, Funny)
Oops, nevermind...
Though I'm sure there's a Soviet Russia post to be made out of this...
Police Intelligence...err... (Score:5, Funny)
Scenario:
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
Get some headphones (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.radioshack.com/product.asp?catalog%5
While they can be spotted at a distance, a mugger might thing I have a portable 8-track and not steal from me.
you know the story... (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't really matter to me... (Score:5, Insightful)
West Midlands (Score:5, Informative)
Re:West Midlands (Score:5, Interesting)
As a Birmingham student in halls of residence, both my next door neighbours, and then their neighbours, have all been broken into. One of the guys on the end had his room hit but he didn't have the notebook they were looking for so they left.
I guess you could be it as some sort of social equilibrium in practice - students with so much near to areas of high unemployment, but what *really* pisses me off is when international students are (again intentionally) targeted - these are going to be important people who never want to come back to this city or country again. I guess the muggers aren't thinking of the global future but they really do a lot of unbalencing harm as well...
Why people get mugged? (Score:5, Interesting)
Okay, all that slightly offtopic stuff said, wearing white headphones will not get you mugged. However, if some guy on an empty street stops you and asks you if you have an ipod, and you stop walking, look at them, and respond... well that may get you mugged, as it did the victim in the story.
It's not the IPOD (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyway, the people with IPODs are no being mugged becuase of the IPOD. They are being mugged because of what the IPOD signifies. Someone who has an IPOD probably access to disposable cash and so make a richer target then other people. Also since this person is the kind of person to get an IPOD they are also less likely to put up a fight (ok I just made that up)
Anyway, the point is that Muggers are using IPODS for selection of their targets *and* they get a cool IPOD to boot
I would like to hear your thoughts on this. Thanks
Re:So it looks like (Score:5, Funny)
Even muggers recognize that the higher price of Apple hardware goes into quality.
Most muggers don't realize they'll be replacing that little battery for $99 in a couple weeks' time.
Re:So it looks like (Score:5, Funny)
Then YOU apparently don't realize they'll just be mugging someone else in a couple weeks' time. Duh
Re:Punishment... DEATH (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Punishment... DEATH (Score:5, Funny)
Well, you did just post again.
Re:Punishment... DEATH (Score:5, Insightful)
Now, now, now, you were on to making a good point, and then you had to go get hysterical. No, it is not like they "tied you up for 30 hours." Yes, it sucks, but no, it is not false imprisonment.
Plus, chances are, you didn't actually WORK those 30 hours, but merely 15, and spent the other 15 reading slashdot, which is actually theft from your employer, so maybe he should kill YOU!
On second thought, why not just get it over with, and go for the gusto. Call it 'terrorism'.
Re:White headphones (Score:4, Funny)
You listened to them while they were still in the package?
Re:standardize (Score:4, Insightful)
first you should blame the muggers.
then maybe you should blame people who have flashy things in questionable surroundings.
*last* should be the company. Are you going to blame every luxury product manufacturer? And then every manufacturer of anything of value? "Apparently McDonalds would rather see their customers mugged than produce Big Macs made out of radioactive dirt? (because someone might try to steal clean dirt)"
Re:Without a Doubt this Topic will Burn Through... (Score:5, Funny)
Now will someone please mode me Funny.
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Re:aren't the units registered? (Score:5, Insightful)
So radio tags are bad because they track peoples' habits. Product activation is bad because it ties a product to a specific user. Global databases are bad because it's a violation of your privacy. However, when we are talking about your $300 iPod, then it's all good? You wouldn't mind having your device registered and activated and your usage tracked because Apple is the mighty and benevolent company? Now, if this was proposed in connection with a Microsoft product, how many "Big Brother" posts would we see?
That's the sound of my karma dropping
Re:Solution... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm the last person to promote use of lethal force for protection of property. However, you're not understanding the nature behind the argument I feel.
A mugging is a violent act. In normal thinking parts of this world (IMHO) it's prefectly legal to respond to a lethal threat of violence with lethal force.
If I walk up to you, 10 feet away, and demand that you tell me you like me while pulling a gun on you to insure compliance I have put your life in danger. The level of my demands does not in any way, shape, or form effect the perceived threat level to your own person. It shouldn't at least. I don't care if somebody demands a stick of gum or my car -- if they pull a weapon my life is in danger and I not only have the natural right, but often the legal right, to respond with deadly force to neutralize the threat.
The wording of your reponse, "Killing someone to protect", just screams to me that you do not have any background in such areas. You do not shoot to kill, ever, you shoot to stop. A very small caliber round will kill a human being if given enough time. That is not the goal. The goal is to deliver a massive amount of trauma to their body to immediately stop all action on their part. That does not mean that you're trying to kill them. People shoot center of mass not because it's deadly, but because it's likely to stop the person. A shot to the upper thigh (if you hit a major artery) is horribly fatal despite what you see in the movies, however it's unlikely to IMMEDIATELY stop the attacker. Stopping is the goal, not killing.
I wouldn't shoot somebody over $300 dollars. I wouldn't shoot sommebody for any sum of money. The whole situation turns though once the perp presents the threat of deadly force.