Apple Reportedly Buying Beats Electronics For $3.2 Billion 198
An anonymous reader writes "Multiple publications report that Apple is undertaking its biggest acquisition ever, buying Beats Electronics for $3.2 billion. The deal would give Apple control over the popular 'Beats by Dre' headphones as well as a new music streaming service. Analysts suggest the headphones will open up a new series of product lines for Apple, while the streaming service will jumpstart its efforts to compete with Pandora and Spotify, as iTunes' growth slows. 'If Apple wanted to, it could certainly have built a streaming subscription service itself; the company had been floating the notion of one with label executives in recent months. But it's possible that Apple's most recent attempts to extend its music business beyond the iTunes store helped convince Cook that he was better off getting outside help.' The deal hasn't been completed yet, but a candid video of Dr. Dre was posted to Facebook in which he appeared to confirm it."
Re:Overpriced snake oil salesmen (Score:5, Funny)
Long way from Compton (Score:5, Funny)
Dre's gonna be the first hip-hop billionaire.
Thing Thugs Will Beat You For (Score:5, Funny)
"Thing Thugs Will Beat You For" for $200 Alex.
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1> Apple products are the what the thugs want around here, most only threaten or beat you, some use hand guns.
2> Those beats headphones got popular and are now being targeted by thugs.
3> Apple see's another market for repeat (re-beat?) customers.
4> Profit!
Re:Overpriced snake oil salesmen (Score:5, Funny)
Re:3.2 B (Score:5, Funny)
If you think that 256 kbps AAC is "compressed to hell" you probably have a place at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters as some sort of bat-themed superhero.
Re:Beats sound like garbage (Score:4, Funny)
Apple and beats? Sounds like a badly conceived pie.
Re:Beats sound like garbage (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, easy there. They must be good. They were developed by a Dr.
Pardon me while I put on my Doc Martens to go get a Dr. Pepper.
Re:how much is a name worth? (Score:4, Funny)
Hey man, when you dis Dre you just dis yourself.
Beets! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Overpriced snake oil salesmen (Score:4, Funny)
If you want affordable, good sounding speakers, you have to build them yourself. Get one of versions of these: https://sites.google.com/site/... [google.com]
I'm going to look really funny wearing those on the bus though.