Crooks Steal $1.5M In iPads From JFK 144
alphadogg writes "A pair of brazen crooks punched another hole in the lax JFK security when they stole a trove of new Apple iPad minis — worth $1.5 million — from the same cargo building that was the site of the 1978 Lufthansa heist featured in GoodFellas, according to the New York Post. The crooks struck shortly before midnight on Monday and used one of the airport's own forklifts to load two pallets of the tablet computers into a truck, according to law-enforcement sources. It's been a crazy year for iPad/iPhone thefts in New York City and elsewhere."
First post! (Score:5, Funny)
Sent from my brand new iPad.
What is it Obi Wan? (Score:5, Funny)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of hipster voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Goodfellas? That's funny ... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And The Culprit Is, (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously the entire organization needs to be launched into the sun, it's the only way to be sure.
Ha! And you know they'd go straight for the warmest parts!
Re:Serialized? (Score:3, Funny)
Wait... what?!? (Score:5, Funny)
What is a dead president doing with $1.5M worth of iPads in the first place?
Re:First post! (Score:5, Funny)
This shows that you should really have bought a Android powered tablet ;-)
And.... (Score:2, Funny)
... not a single fuck was given that day.
What a pity (Score:5, Funny)
the thieves didn't steal a container of biological warfare agents instead... it would have been a far less hazardous thing to try and fence.
Re:Serialized? (Score:3, Funny)
According to Einstein, there's no theoretical limit.
Re:My God.. (Score:5, Funny)
Steal something good. (Score:2, Funny)
JIMMYYYYYY! JIMMMYYYYYY! (Score:3, Funny)
YOU SONOFABITCH!
Re:SSN/address for the cops (Score:4, Funny)
not YOUR valid SSN/address pair.