Bruce Willis Considering Legal Action Against Apple Over iTunes Collection 570
First time accepted submitter oobayly writes "It appears that Bruce 'Die Hard' Willis isn't too impressed that he can't include his iTunes collection in his estate when he dies. According to the article: 'Bruce Willis, the Hollywood actor, is said to be considering legal action against Apple so he can leave his iTunes music collection to his three daughters.' Such a high profile individual complaining about the ability to own your digital music can only be a good thing, right?"
Soooo... (Score:5, Funny)
... we have finally found a socially beneficial use for a cheesy action movie star. Now let's find one for bankers ...
Bruce Willis' Music? Really? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, St. Steve would never do anything bad.
Coming to a theater near you (Score:2, Funny)
Deep voiced Narrator: 'All he wanted, was for his daughters to know his song..'
(cuts to bruce willis in a cab on a california road)
BW:"Snow white aint bitin this apple" (He drives the cab at full speed off a ramp through an apple building, accompanied by obligatory explosions and guitar riffs)
Narrator: "This summer....The fruit will fall from the tree..."
The title Bad Fruit flashes acrosses the screen and the torrentverse goes wild in August.
Chuck Norris (Score:5, Funny)
The only reason Bruce Willis and not Chuck Norris is sueing is that Chuck Norris CAN keep his iTunes collection in the family heirloom.....
The Message (Score:4, Funny)
The message is "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"
Re:Nonsense (Score:2, Funny)
No one likes, or wants Grammar Nazis around.
Best to ignore them.
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
Are we talking about the same Steve Jobs? The most famous ass in the entire world of tech
Indeed, you have to wonder who designed his slacks.
Re:Soooo... (Score:5, Funny)
You can use the bankers to weigh the lawyers down when you dispose of them at sea.
Bonus points for being biodegradable.
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:0, Funny)
Is this a joke? You make some random assertion, and then back it up by linking to 20 pages of legalese? That's like me yelling "(mathematical statement). Principia mathematica, QED!"
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
I'd be really surprised if there wasn't already a program that could reconstruct the music contained on an iPod, a program much more user friendly & "automatic" than mine.
There is. It's called uTorrent.
Re:I don't understand (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, there's a pretty arcane way to get around this restriction if the files are on your Mac. An esoteric program invoked from the command line called "cp".
Re:It's not iTunes or Apple, it's RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
lol yea sure he would have, the same douche that would flip bits in an os installer so you had to buy a new computer if you wanted to run the newest SUB VERSION of the same os you already had would have let you keep your i-tunes collection and forgo all those extra sales.
It's your own fault for not moving to git.