Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case 318
infodragon writes "Today in the ongoing Apple vs Samsung court case Judge Lucy Koh's patience wore thin as Apple presented a 75-page document highlighting 22 witnesses it would like to call in for rebuttal testimony, provided the court had the time. As those following the case closely know quite well, the case has a set number of hours which are already wearing quite thin. As quoted by The Verge as they sat in the courtroom listening in, Koh wondered aloud why Apple would offer the list 'when unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called!'"
Best Judge ever!!! (Score:5, Funny)
I love this Judge, shes blunt and will not take Apples bullshit.
She needs her own show on TV.
...establishing the grounds for Apple's appeal... (Score:2, Funny)
Koh may have just handed Apple what they need to prove she has a bias if they need to appeal this case later.
There appropriate ways for a Judge to express their frustrations at a plaintiff.
Anyone else? (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone else think the legal system would make more sense if they were smoking crack?
Re:court strategy for jury (Score:5, Funny)
Objection! Your honor, we at Apple strongly prefer insufflation of powder cocaine to smoking crack!
In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:The Reality Distortion Field (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, is that their crack pipe design you're describing? I can't tell from those phrases.
Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased (Score:3, Funny)
Now I think her wild mood swings must mean she's medicating?
Or smoked a little too much of Apple's icrack.
Watch out for your cornhole. Apple's sure to be after you for using the iCrack brand without express written permission.
Samsung Whips ?! (Score:4, Funny)
their products, ships, earth moving equipment, large industrial power control devices, home appliances, LCD screens, power supplies, chips, dips, chains, and whips .
Oh God knows I tried, but no matter which search engine I use, I just can't find "Samsung Whip" or "Samsung Whips" or anything similar
Would you be kind enough to tell us where to locate the Samsung Whips(TM) ?
Many thanks !!