Confession: There's an iPhone App For That 192
slshwtw writes "Pope Benedict XVI has recently encouraged priests to blog and promoted Christian Netiquette. Now apparently the Roman Catholic church has sanctioned a 'Confession App,' available through iTunes for $1.99. Apparently it doesn't replace 'traditional,' in-person confession, but walks one through the process, even suggesting sins you may wish to confess."'
I want to see it.. (Score:4, Funny)
but walks one through the process, even suggesting sins you may wish to confess.
Like a checklist?
Have you sodomized a child? (Y/n)
Have you coveted your neighbour's wife? (Y/n)
Have you murdered an infidel? (Y/n)
It costs $1.99 to confess? (Score:3, Funny)
Martin Luther is spinning in his grave.
You have achieved ... (Score:4, Funny)
... a new high score!!!
Re:I want to see it.. (Score:2, Funny)
Taking the Lord's name in vain: Priceless.
Re:Now we just need the Church of Satan app (Score:4, Funny)
The CoS app for iPhone was "I'm rich".
Feature request (Score:2, Funny)
If You're Not Catholic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It costs $1.99 to confess? (Score:4, Funny)
But /dev/null came with my system for free!
How that would go. (Score:4, Funny)
I am the electrono-priest. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Tell me something about your family.
They aren't talking to me anymore.
Why do you say they are not talking to you anymore?
Just what I said. They don't speak with me.
What makes you believe that?
Empirical evidence?
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
What plans are you talking about? I didn't mention plans.
I don't understand.
That makes two of us.
Is it because makes two of us that you came to me?
Hey you're the priest. Who should I go to, Steve Jobs?
Earlier you said makes two of us?
You heard correctly.
Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?
Tautologically speaking, I suppose my life is the reason I'm going
through anything at all.
How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?
I pay them. Can we get to the bit about my sins please?
You mentioned that makes two of us?
Father are you brain damaged?
You seem to dwell on your family.
Who is that back there?
I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind!
Ezra is that you? Oh for Christ's sake.
It even gives pennance ... (Score:2, Funny)