The iPad Will Get Playboy In March 223
Stoobalou writes "Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed that — despite Steve Jobs' protestations that Apple is pure and Android is for porn — an app for browsing uncensored back issues of Playboy is to launch later this year on the iPad. The news, which is likely to generate significantly more buzz for Apple's popular tablet as a publishing device than Rupert Murdoch's delayed digital newspaper The Daily, comes courtesy of Hefner's Twitter stream, in which he proclaimed: 'Big news! Playboy — both old & new — will be available on [the] iPad beginning in March.'"
Quick, the Ink Will Dry While He's Sick! (Score:5, Funny)
Lord Jobs: Why is there porn on my iPad, Captain Cook?!
Tim Cook: Uh, well, you see, the uh, engineers they
*Jobs holds up his fingers pinched together*
Lord Jobs: You have failed me for the last time, Captain.
I only want to subscribe.... (Score:5, Funny)
Playboy isn't Porn (Score:5, Funny)
Hot Damn. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I only want to subscribe.... (Score:5, Funny)
I can see a naked chick whenever I want
So what the hell are you doing here?
Playboy?? (Score:5, Funny)
You think with a name like iPad they would serve up Playgirl
/rimshot
Re:I only want to subscribe.... (Score:5, Funny)
I can see a naked chick whenever I want
So what the hell are you doing here?
Looking at all the naked chicks. What? You can't see them? Go to your preferences and click the "Format stories as ASCII naked chicks" checkbox.
Re:Playboy isn't Porn (Score:2, Funny)
I'm curious to hear what your definition of porn is.
"Whatever Steve Jobs says is porn, is porn."
Alternatively, "Whatever is on Android is porn."
Re:I only want to subscribe.... (Score:5, Funny)
Must be for premium members only, darn.
Actually, so as not to offend either of Slashdot's female readers, the site has implemented a gender check policy. You just have to verify that you are male by sending an email from the account linked to your Slashdot account with the phrase "I like porn!" in the subject and "Show me the naked chicks!" in the body to daddypants@slashdot.org. Then you will see the "Format Stories as ASCII naked chicks" checkbox on your preferences page.
Re:Playboy isn't Porn (Score:5, Funny)
I'm curious to hear what your definition of porn is.
The best definition I've heard of it so far is "stuff you lose interest in looking at after you're done masturbating."
Re:Playboy isn't Porn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I only want to subscribe.... (Score:5, Funny)
Why else would an Apple fan want Playboy?
Re:Playboy isn't Porn (Score:5, Funny)
Premature posting. That's okay. It happens to all guys now and then.
The Playboy Mansion (Score:2, Funny)