An Unprecedented Look At Apple's "Black Labs" 125
An anonymous reader writes "Apple recently granted ABC Nightline unprecedented access to its secretive 'black labs' where it puts upcoming products through exhaustive testing."
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Exhaustive testing? (Score:1, Funny)
Just too easy... does exhaustive testing include: HOLDING THE PHONE?
Apparently not.
This is going to be posted quite a bit. (Score:5, Funny)
Apple's Black Labs: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Considering the stink about iPhone4 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Considering the stink about iPhone4 (Score:5, Funny)
Have you EVER tried to exhaust a Black Lab? I mean, your Golden Retriever may be something to talk about.
But the Lab? They're indefatigable!
Re:This is going to be posted quite a bit. (Score:1, Funny)
Apparently posting about it doesn't require using the product either.
Re:Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:3, Funny)
that the iPhone 4 "death grip" is "holding it normally in your left hand".
Wait a sec, doesn't everyone use a rubber band to hold the phone to their head nowadays?
WHATEVER YOU DO (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Exhaustive testing? (Score:3, Funny)
It's not a problem with testers, it's a lack of testees.
Re:This is going to be posted quite a bit. (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently posting about it doesn't require using the product either.
You must be new here... it doesn't even require reading about the product, let alone using it.
Re:ABC.. Disney.. Jobs.. (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, (or not) Geeknet, Inc is not one of these 5 companies.
Re:Hey look, damage reduction! (Score:5, Funny)
There really is no way to just hold the phone like normal or even abnormal and go from full signal to zero.
Sorry, you're wrong, after holding the Eris with both hands, and feet, underwater, on top of a mesa while in a Faraday cage I experienced significant signal loss. While in comparison, I saw absolutely no signal loss after using the new bumper Apple issued (while attached to the 12 ft iTenna, but most iphone users have at least one of them)
Next Activision game! (Score:2, Funny)
Call of Duty: Black Labs