Apple To Hold iPhone 4 Press Conference 324
teh31337one noted an Engadget report that Apple has announced an
iPhone 4 Press Conference for Friday at 10am PT where presumably they will address all this wacky antenna stuff that has been happening.
Private Conference (Score:3, Funny)
They discussed about the problem, what they intent to do about it and some technical details too. It wasn't exactly unusual from Apple, but here is more info [tinypic.com] for anyone interested.
Hopefully (Score:5, Funny)
Worst Case Scenario: (Score:5, Funny)
"We are proud to announce the iPhone 5..."
Question (Score:1, Funny)
What reception will it get? (Score:5, Funny)
I hope they hold it in the right spot. It's not going to get a very good reception otherwise.
press conference? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They better get this right. (Score:5, Funny)
... and in close second is $25 billion in cash reserves.
Re:Hopefully (Score:5, Funny)
Well.. Hello.. iphone yada yada... we are so fucking rich yada yada yada... itunes yada yada yada... and I almost forgot, you can buy
a silicon shell which fixes the reception problems from our store, for only 30$, you can buy it now...
thank you for your attendence...
Jobs walks off crowd goes crazy...
Re:err (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hopefully (Score:5, Funny)
the correct Apple sanctioned gripping position
[Beavis and Butthead]Huh..huhuhuhuh...
[/Beavis and Butthead]
Just don't hold the conference that way (Score:2, Funny)
Eh, Mr Jobs?
Signal Bar replacement. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hopefully (Score:5, Funny)
I heard they were going to announce an app to allow IPhone users to use the compass and GPS to locate the nearest public phone box on a map.
[Disclaimer, I got this from somewhere else, but can't find the link to credit.]
Re:Hopefully (Score:1, Funny)
They'll hold the press conference correctly.
Press Conference
Hold Different
In the press conference.. (Score:5, Funny)
Here is the transcript (Score:1, Funny)
Ladies and gentlemen,
You're all holding it wrong.
We are always right.
Shut up and pay for the next iPhone.
The end.
Re:Signal Bar replacement. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, first the iphone was left in a bar, and now the bars have left the iphone! That can only happen to magical devices.
Re:err (Score:5, Funny)
It used to be the news site for Linux, until it became apparent hardly anyone is interested in that any more.
Re:They better get this right. (Score:3, Funny)
If they do the right thing (I'm not even sure what that could be at this point), will you admit it, or will you gloat, or will you just find something else to complain about?
You appear to fail to consider the gloating _and_ finding something else to complain about option that most here will select...
Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... (Score:1, Funny)
Reminds me of this cool video:
www.funnyordie.com/videos/dafe6d6167/iphone-4-the-guys-who-didn-t-make-the-cut
Seen this before... (Score:2, Funny)
technobabble... (Score:3, Funny)
"...they will address all this wacky Antenna stuff..."
Woah! Slow down there Mr. Wizard. I need Laymans terms, none of that bullshit techno-jargon that we can't understand...
Six Foot Drop!? (Score:5, Funny)
From what I've seen so far, the device cannot withstand a simple 6ft drop test onto a concrete floor.
Six feet!? That's quite a drop!
To be clear, we're not talking about throwing it onto the floor here, but if it slips out of your pockets and bounces on the floor then there is a (not unrealistic) expectation that it'll survive - especially when you've paid several hundred UK pounds on a phone and tied yourself into an 18 month contract.
Oooh, you're British. Now everything makes sense, I just forgot to convert feet to.. wait, what?
Re:Will be a hard pill to swallow... (Score:3, Funny)
Which is why it won't happen. Here's how I predict things going down:
I like the Microsoft process:
Simple and direct.
Re:press conference? (Score:5, Funny)
are they going to play for miami heat too?
This is slashdot. We don't understand your sports pop culture reference.
Re:Worst Case Scenario: (Score:3, Funny)
Jedi Mind Trick (Score:1, Funny)