iOS 4 Releases Today 702
tekgoblin writes "Today Apple releases the much anticipated iOS 4 for iPhones and iPod Touches. No word on when we will see this update on the iPad." Can't wait to see all the neat new stuff that won't run on my stale phone.
Re:Can't wait to see (Score:5, Funny)
I've heard you can send your first-born son to Steve Jobs in trade for full access.
Re:iPod touch's (Score:5, Funny)
The plural of "touch" is "touches" you fucking dumbass'. People who put an apostrophe on every fucking word that end's with an 'S are starting to really piss' me off.
Re:AT&T (Score:3, Funny)
Hasn't it already?
And i bet more do it via itunes off their PC anyway.
Yeah really. (Score:5, Funny)
And if you have a jailbroken phone, make sure you are ready today to NOT get the update as soon as possible :D
An ever shorter leash for the end users (Score:1, Funny)
I personally can't wait to see what measures this new software takes to control its users and limit their access to other programs.
A suspect a new, tighter collar for all the iSlaves out there, along with a much shorter leash. But hey, it's from Apple and it's shiny!
It's so exciting! (Score:1, Funny)
Dear Steve,
Thank you for letting us know what we can do with our computers! I cannot wait to see the choices you have made for me with this latest update. My favorite artists are now too profane for my equipment, but now I am the mayor of my local Starbucks!
Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort it brings. -Walter Lippmann
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can't wait to see (Score:5, Funny)
Correction. That sarcasm was applied so thick that makeup artists for Tammy Faye Baker were humbled.
Re:Can't wait to see (Score:3, Funny)
...until Jobs retroactively amends the first-born T&Cs and full access becomes void after lil bubba's first tooth appears. Or 28 days, whichever is sooner.
You are also prohibited from producing any further children as your genetic information is now (C)Apple. That was also in the T&Cs. Not at the time you agreed to them, but it is now.
Re:Can't wait to see (Score:5, Funny)
Express'd in the EULA, let the forfeit
Be nominated for an equal pound
Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken
In what part of your body pleaseth Steve.
Re:The Correct Way(TM) (Score:3, Funny)
in the interest of accuraccy: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:[ot] Re:Can't wait to see (Score:1, Funny)
I think you just managed to offend every single Slashdot reader.