Jobs Finally "Happy" With Unannounced Apple Tablet 303
All the whispers of an Apple tablet PC seem to be culminating in a flurry of rumors suggesting we may see one as soon as next month. Sources inside Apple are saying that Jobs is finally "happy" with the device after being involved in every detail of bringing it into the light of day. As a side result of these rumors, it seems that Apple stockholders are also getting a bit of Christmas cheer with a significant bump in stock price.
And the price... (Score:1, Funny)
... will be only $1999!
One Apple employee who recently left the company also told the Times that the interface won't be anything expected. "You will be very surprised how you interact with the new tablet," the former employee said.
Sounds interesting tho and if they combine that with multi touch, it could be a perfect device to use while laying on sofa.
New interface (Score:4, Funny)
"You will be very surprised how you interact with the new tablet"
DOS prompt?
Re:New interface (Score:3, Funny)
Rectal probe. You use your sphincter muscles to move the cursor around the screen and click. A few months later a bluetooth version of aforementioned probe will be announced and shipped. All hipsters with white wires sticking out of their backsides will rejoice.
Senior Apple Executive to announce resignation? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Intel gave him a kick back to use there shit gm (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Senior Apple Executive to announce resignation? (Score:5, Funny)
Will the executive anonymously quoted in the article be leaving soon [...]?
Let's just say he's singing soprano now.
Steve J.
It doesn't work that way. (Score:3, Funny)
Apple beats Linux, Linux beats Google, "M$ i5 3v111111|_!!!11eleven" stories beat all.
Or, in the order of preference:
1 - "M$ i5 3v111111|_!!!11eleven"
2 - "Apple news and rumors including daily Steve-tracker"
3 - "Linux and why we love it"
4 - "Google - not really evil. Honest."
5 - "Other tech news"
Re:Jobs is happy with it? (Score:5, Funny)
You hear that sound? It's the sound of a million Apple fanboys orgasming and suddenly being silent.
Re:Jobs is happy with it? (Score:4, Funny)
What, like lead poisoning? :D
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Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
What horrible timing (Score:4, Funny)
What horrid timing - they're about a month and a half late, if indeed they do come out with this thing next month. Next month will not only be after Christmas, but it'll also be after this healthcare bill has passed.
Granted, there weren't too many, if any, "socially big item" releases this Christmas, that I can think of. No new game systems, no special new electronics (though, I'm sure there are netbooks aplenty under trees), no new product from Apple, and all the big PC vendors pretty much stayed stable throughout the year.
Of course, the "uninsured" demographic will have more money this coming year due to not having to pay hospital bills, which in my experience means the kind of people who buy $3000 Macs as often as it means homeless people. So it might work out for Apple to 'release late' anyway.
Re:Jobs is happy with it? (Score:4, Funny)
And don't even get me started about Windows.
Apple is one of the few companies that really gives UI's any thought
Actually, Microsoft has done quite a bit of UI research culminating in the Ribbon interface. Since this is Slashdot, you're going to start whining about all the horrible diseases the ribbon interface brought to mankind, but the fact of the matter is that it's a measurable improvement in usability.