Apple Rumored To Want To Buy Twitter 325
OSXGlitch writes "A post on TechCrunch this morning extends the rumor that Apple wants to buy Twitter with part of their massive cash reserve (estimated at nearly $29B). The Twitterverse is alive with speculation that the price being discussed is $700 million. This goes against reports that Twitter's founders aren't interested in selling, and that they estimate the value of the company at around $250 million. Two questions: How do we all feel about the possibility of Apple owning Twitter? And, can Twitter decline an offer that is nearly three times their estimated worth?"
One thing is for certain... (Score:2, Funny)
Think of the ads.... (Score:5, Funny)
Hello, this is a yahoo and I'm a twit...
Re:Value based on what, exactly? (Score:1, Funny)
Datamining, cuntbucket.
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:5, Funny)
your post is true both ways ;)
Twitter = Narcissistic dog snot (Score:3, Funny)
Then, MacBooks with no FireWire.
Now this.
OK, OK, we get it already. You hate us.
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:5, Funny)
i could offer you $50 to sell me your genitals
and nothing of value will be lost.
A good idea in theory (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The Guardian says this is hot air (Score:5, Funny)
What happened to the good ol days of Apple speculative rumors, when the rumors were at least plausible?
kdawson?
Re:Twitter - "triumph of humanity" (Score:2, Funny)
...
Either that or I'm an old fart.
your nick confirm the second option
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eating bats rules !
Re:The Unofficial Dungeons & Dragons Rules Cyc (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Guardian says this is hot air (Score:5, Funny)
I think Apple and Twitter are a perfect fit.
I think Microsoft and Twitter are a perfect fit.
There, fixed it for you.
New rumour:
"Microsoft, after cutting another 3,000 workers today, announced that they will be buying Twitter, the sms service that doesn't know how to make money, with the savings. In a cooperative deal with Disney, it will now be rebranded as TweetyPie Live, and will include such features as Microsoft Office integration.
As Steve Balmer said, "We're excited about this deal. Now you'll be able to update your spreadsheet literally in a tweet. And for all those laid-off Microsofties, you'll be able to dynamically update your resumes from the next version of Word, provided you respect the license not to tweet anything bad or derogatory, or publish negative benchmarks, or say that I need deodorant as much as RMS does.
We're also going to integrate it with Microsoft Live Search so that we can use Microsoft AdVantage to generate more pay-per-click revenue from the tweet stream. And we'll import the smilies from MS - Messenger. And give it a ribbon bar. And embed it in your car mp3 player, so you can tweet-n-drive. This will be big! It has the potential to be the next Zune!
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't care. (Score:3, Funny)
Some would say the twitters are the legion of dumb.
Re:Business Plan (Score:5, Funny)
So how much would that make goatse worth?
Let's just say its customer retention rate is very, very low. I'd pay $10 for it.
wut (Score:4, Funny)
I blve we r the smartest gen ever! My parents r dum and read 2$ newspprs 4 hours. I can read 30 secs on tw and get same info 4 0$ on my cpu!
news flash! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One thing is for certain... (Score:5, Funny)
All the really interesting people were at the real parties.
Re:twitterverse? (Score:5, Funny)
It must have been someone from the blogosphere *ducks*
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Guardian says this is hot air (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Value based on what, exactly? (Score:2, Funny)
Apple wants the sockpuppets (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Was getting bored with Twitter anyway (Score:5, Funny)
Have you ever watched shows about tribes of baboons or chimps on PBS? And how they spend so much time grooming each other by picking the lice out of each others' hair?
That's the mental image I get with any social network site. Lots of monkeys, picking the lice out of each others' hair. Except with Twitter, the monkeys shriek about who has found the biggest and juiciest lice, right before they eat them.
Re:Value based on what, exactly? (Score:3, Funny)
But when you look past the bullshit, it's just the same shit OVER AND OVER with nothing of value offered whatsoever. People linking to already existing news stories. People retweeting non-sourced rumors. You could subscribe to a variety of RSS news feeds and get the same (but better) information, or go down to the local bar and listen to drunk guy offer his opinion.
So, like CNN then?
Re:I will quit twitter (Score:3, Funny)
Right. Because Google really needed YouTube to drive people to their search.