The Wrath of the Apple Tribe 870
Narrative Fallacy writes "If you've ever written about Apple products with even a hint of negativity, you'll appreciate Salon's excerpt from Farhad Manjoo's True Enough, about why the Apple tribe is so rabid. 'There are many tribes in the tech world: TiVo lovers, Blackberry addicts, Palm Treo fanatics, and people who exhibit unhealthy affection for their Roomba robotic vacuum cleaners,' writes Manjoo. 'But there is no bigger tribe, and none more zealous, than fans of Apple, who are infamous for their sensitivity to slams, real or imagined, against the beloved company.' Wall Street Journal columnist Walt Mossberg has even coined a name for the phenomenon — the 'Doctrine of Insufficient Adulation.' 'If I see the world as all black and you see the world as all white and some person comes along and says it's partially black and partially white, we both are going to be unhappy,' says psychologist Lee Ross at Stanford University. 'You think there are more facts and better facts on your side than on the other side. The very act of giving them equal weight seems like bias. Like inappropriate evenhandedness.'"
Sorry, still trying (Score:4, Funny)
But But But (Score:4, Funny)
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Don't forget the whining fanboi apple adulations. "Mac OS X is perfect, but I'm going to switch to Windows because of the translucent menu bar!!"
At Least I'll be Vaccinated (Score:5, Funny)
You mean it's not rabies? Oh...I guess I didn't need those shots after the last time I called the MacBook "useless" and one of them bit me...
Re:ratio (Score:5, Funny)
Are you sure you've read the summary correctly AND you know what board you're posting on? You seem to be confusing Microsoft and Apple. One is bad, the other is God.
Hope this helps. Oh, and you might want to cut back on the schnapps.
You just don't get it... (Score:3, Funny)
Next thread please.
I dunno.. (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:You just don't get it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I blame it on Apple... (Score:5, Funny)
Ooo, someone forgot to take their "Think Different" pills this morning, didn't they?
Re:I blame it on Apple... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Sorry, still trying (Score:5, Funny)
BOOYAH!
Re:It's a religion (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Experience it first hand (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sorry, still trying (Score:5, Funny)
Apple don't have nothing on them rabid amiga hippies. I still get hate mail from them crazy mother fuckers.
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Re:Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, I was marked Troll! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:At Least I'll be Vaccinated (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I blame it on Apple... (Score:5, Funny)
'Cuz I'm too drunk to remember their current slogan, whatever the hell it is. I know there's something folksy about the Macbook Air music, and U2 sings Vertigo for old iPods, and there's a funny "Hi, I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" commercial campaign, but no actual slogans that have sloshed their way to my addled forebrain.
If they had a good slogan now, I'm sure I would have made my joke about it instead. But I came up empty, like a manila envelope with nothing inside.
Oh, and I remember Ellen Feiss. She was kind of hot, in that grunge way. But nobody takes Ellen Feiss pills any more, they smoke Ellen Feiss blunts instead. :-)
Re:How to pretend to be a tech journalist (Score:5, Funny)
The Windows Tribe? (Score:3, Funny)
Apple have got theirs, Linux sure as hell got theirs, but we have to fend for ourselves, and believe me it get's lonely sometimes.
*whimper* Don't leave me!
Re:I blame it on Apple... (Score:5, Funny)
The macbook air ad tells you exactly what to do with it: pull it out from somewhere like a rabit from a magician's hat, then show it off to your neighbors (then put it away because it can't do shit).
MIxing your brand loyalties improves the quality (Score:4, Funny)
Nor are they amongs the "Early Retaliators", that group of society who are able to optimise their probability calculating skills and go for an early, but strategic smack down. They are usually checking that they did indeed transfer the Bjork/featuring Skunk Anansi remix of Army of Me and it is on their playlist.
Unfortunately they are not amongst the "Early Avoiders" either, that group of society who demonstrate advanced cognitive process and geo-spatial awareness by hiding in the corner (or the toilet) and easily avoid flying fists, Doc martens, chairs, bottles or even the MacBook Air. This is because the Macced-Out tend to congregate around the pub juke box in order to complain about the appalling lack of interoperability and/or Portishead's third album. Sadly the Juke Box shares its high fight-loci rating with the one-armed-bandit (although the Macced-Out sensibly never go near that)
This strategic imbalance in pubs is further aggravated by the absence of "target acquisition" and "engage RPG" items on the iPhone Menu. However all of this will change when Apple once again catch Microsoft unprepared with the release of their iChair.
Heav clanking sound of lid closing tightly on my iBunker...
Re:Experience it first hand (Score:2, Funny)
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Yeah, but in the haters' defense his gray font does indeed suck ;)
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I've heard of some crazy stretches for comparison, but come on, a journalist actually comparing a group of people that have an affinity for a company's products to a deeply-complicated bloody 60+ year old conflict? Talk about going off the deep end.
It's a bit like the word "feminazi", which draws a completely unfair analogy, as it is deeply insulting to any proud member of the National Socialist party.
Re:Mac Pride (Score:3, Funny)
You've clearly never used Microsoft Word 6.0 for Macintosh.
Re:Wow, I was marked Troll! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ratio (Score:1, Funny)
"defaults write com.apple.dock no-glass -bool YES; killall Dock"
Re:Sorry, still trying (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Experience it first hand (Score:5, Funny)
I don't really want to know where you pulled that one from, but I've never experienced any failure on my boxes, let alone endless fail.
And personally, I disagree with the Troll moderation. That is Flamebait.
Re:Experience it first hand (Score:5, Funny)
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As to why it continues? I don't know. Why do PC (now Windows) user still feel the need to give us shit? It happens less and less often, but it still happens.
Re:Experience it first hand (Score:5, Funny)
It's all starting to make sense now. It's Apple users. Perhaps its the inferiority of their computer of choice that compels them to live so negatively. Perhaps its the knowledge, buried deep in their subconscious, that they support a platform that nobody in the IT world takes seriously that causes them to act out in such counter-productive ways.
"Ha ha!" The Mac user says. "I have mod points. I will protect the Slashdot community by searching out 'first post' comments and modding them as trolls! The world is safe for another day!".
Re:I can second that. (Score:4, Funny)
People will think that you are:
a) Slightly retarded
b) Slightly gay
c) The same person
Either way, you fail it.
By the way, I have to chuckle at the fact that the only way you can get your sockpuppets to be modded up is to dispense the usual "M$ Windoze LOLOL" tripe. I can almost see you hyperventilating when you have to spell them correctly.
Re:I can second that. (Score:1, Funny)
If you picked d), YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!
You win an all-expenses paid 3 day, 2 night vacation to GNU/Land!! The land of the free as in... the free... the land of the... um... BEER!!! Yes!