1 Million Windows to Mac Converts So Far in 2005 891
UltimaGuy writes to tell us AppleInsider is reporting that according to one Wall Street analyst over one million Windows users have switched to Mac in the first three quarters of 2005. It is speculated that these numbers are a direct result of the popularity gained through the iPod and related technologies in addition to security concerns from Microsoft. From the article: "According to checks with Apple Store Specialists, Wolf also said a larger than expected percentage of Windows to Mac converts appear to be purchasing Apple's higher-end systems and that their transition is fueled by the epidemic of viruses and malware on the Windows platform."
In other news, (Score:3, Funny)
Certified A.S.S. (Score:5, Funny)
Do you suppose these specialists abbreviate their title on their business cards?
Actually... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is it because I bought a Mac? (Score:5, Funny)
According to the article, you were the 137,565th person to switch, sorry.
Attention Apple Fags! (Score:0, Funny)
Talk about target marketing!
Malware huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
The Mac Demographic (Re:Is it because I bough...?) (Score:5, Funny)
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux [atspace.com] and Windows [atspace.com]. Macs are for different thinkers. [atspace.com]
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good for your computer (Score:3, Funny)
On? (Score:1, Funny)
Or rather, is fueled by the epidemic of viruses and malware that IS the Windows platform!
Re:Certified A.S.S. (Score:5, Funny)
Do you suppose these specialists abbreviate their title on their business cards?
Just be glad you didn't work as a Student Assistant (studentassistent) here in Norway. The abbriviation was stud.ass., I kid you not.
Kjella
Re:Certified A.S.S. (Score:1, Funny)
I'd hardly call being a mac tech (more like a CSR) a genius.
Slashdot OS X Typo award winner! (Score:5, Funny)
You see, in every Apple article on Slashdot, someone always makes a typo when writing three simple letters: OS X. Scientists are divided as to why it's so difficult for Slashdotters to correctly spell this very simple combination of letters (pronounced "Oh Ess Ten," the tenth version of Mac OS).
Common typo variations are:
1.) OS-X
2.) OS/X
3.) OSx
4.) OSX
5.) OSX86
Related typos include:
6.) MAC (instead of Mac)
Yours, sir, is the first insane typo of many in the comments to come when it comes to typing three simple letters: OS X. Be grateful in your glorious splendor! You are a scholar and a gentleman. Good day.
Malware coders switching to Macs (Score:1, Funny)
Not any more, We dedicated to the Mac platform, now my PC is just a lonely Guinea pig when not in zombie mode.
Re:Time to sell Apple Stock (Score:5, Funny)
No zealotry implied.... (Score:3, Funny)
Zealotry comes later. For now you are a mere convert.
Soon will come the "Quicktime-ning" and once you reach that stage you will begin gaining power from every Windows user you decapitate...
Re:"switched" or "also bought"? (Score:3, Funny)
Certainly NOT the case with me.
I use a Mac at home, where I stay virus and malware free, and use my free time for games, web surfing, etc, and I make my living working fixing and making fucked up Windows machines useable. So I wouldn't say that I turned my back on PC's entirely. They fund my Mac addiction.
Re:Certified A.S.S. (Score:3, Funny)
A few years ago, the Canadian Reform Party (which later renamed themselves to the Alliance Party) were in talks to merge with the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. After days of public discussions as to what to call the new party, they decided to call themselves the Canadian Reform Alliance Party. It wasn't until after the final vote for this name passsed that someone stood up to inform everyone that the abbreviation was CRAP.
Of course, the oblig. Red Dwarf quote comes to mind here:
Yaz.
We feel exactly the same! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"switched" or "also bought"? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Onlly reason I haven't... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Analyze this! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No Surprise Here (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"switched" or "also bought"? (Score:4, Funny)
Think about it, on average it takes 1,000 geek girls not shaving for a week to equal one RMS. I'm almost certain it's been 1,000 weeks since he last shaved.
Re:The Mac Demographic (Re:Is it because I bough.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:why don't you.. (Score:3, Funny)
Linux is a great desktop OS: KDE and Gnome have all the functionality you would want in a modern desktop OS, they are easy to use, attractive, and reliable.
I think WiFi on my Dell notebook is about the best example that I can come up with off the top of my head. it's a dual band 802.11a/b/g card for which Linux drivers just don't exist.
So, you bought a laptop that isn't well supported by Linux; that's your fault, not Linux's. If you buy your laptop from a Linux laptop vendor, Linux just works out of the box.
Dell vs Apple pricing (Score:4, Funny)
The scenario goes down something like this. Customer receives Dell, is confounded by how slow it is, and is pissed that they received a CRT, not the flat panel pictured (a la asterisk "for just $179 more..."). Customer calls me, I come out and explain that 256 MB of RAM is no way to run Windows XP, show them the task manager with pagefile usage of 415 MB, they do the math (415 MB > 256 MB). Customer pays me $75/hr to install marked up RAM and a flat panel monitor since they won't talk to Dell anymore.
Michael Dell, we salute you!
PS - Posted from my 20" iMac.
Re:Slashdot OS X Typo award winner! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Analyze this! (Score:1, Funny)
For solo-work, my most productive times involve just me, my machine, and the internet
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Certified A.S.S. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Analyze this! (Score:4, Funny)
Excel? Access? Exchange? Visual Studio? Windows? Outlook? PowerPoint? Visio? Xbox?
You forgot... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:iTunes, not iPod (Score:5, Funny)
They did, and called it Windows Media Player. It sucks.
Re:Dell vs Apple pricing (Score:3, Funny)
I am a dyed-in-the-wool Sun guy who just got his first XP tablet/laptop last night (I use '98 on my desktop... hey, at least it's the devil I know). It has a half a gig of RAM, and swaps constantly, even after turning off all the eye candy. It's worse than Solaris 9!!!
I've seen my laptop paging out with 1GB of RAM, AT STARTUP
My experience has been that Windows likes to save the "real" memory, in case it needs it for the future. So it immediately starts swapping out memory at boot time. Wouldn't want that to accidently fill up the actual available memory, that might slow you down!!
I'm confused? (Score:4, Funny)
Furthermore, I donate my time and money to recondition my wealthy customer's old systems for families who cannot afford a system. The last three systems I gave away were faster than 1 GHz and all went out with 512 MB of RAM or more. I sleep just fine at night.