Hell is freezing over for the fourth time!!

Chevy: "We'd love to sell Mercedes"
Apex: "We'd love to sell Marantz"

FP for that ass!

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In a row?!

What am I missing?

The Slashdot grammar manual. Page 74, paragraph 13.

Years ago, Michael Dell said he wanted to sell Apples... and it got misquoted as:

"I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders."

In the last few weeks we have witnessed the following:

-Macs moving to Intel microprocessors.

-Roger Waters reuniting with Pink Floyd.

-Michael Dell's desire to sell OS X.

Icicles are forming in hell, pigs are flying, etc. Pick your favorite trite cliche. Personally, I'm scared. I think it's time to stock the basement with canned foods.

"Dell should just liquidate the company and return the money to the shareholders..." - Jobs

Dell sells it for more that they got it. Unless you're GM, that's the way you do it.

If you can't built your own computer better and cheaper than Dell, it's time to turn in your geek badge.

If you want to see pricey, remove Mr. Dell's package from your throat and head over to their SAN storage, or price out a dual-proc rack-mounted server, or...nevermind. You two look like you're enjoying your private moment.

But GM's always break the rules...killing off characters they don't like with upside down acid rain..bastards!!!

...oh wait..

"Chrysler: "We'd love to sell Mercedes".
Mercedes: "We agree."

Mercedes, a division of Daimlier-Chrysler [daimlerchrysler.com]

Sales are up.

>> That's like Paris Hilton saying "Yeah, I'll do you". It's meaning less.

Sez you. I don't mind that everyone's been in there. Everyone's been to Disneyland and it's still fun. I'm sure there's still plenty of fun to be found in Paris.

I know and Apple stock has done so poorly over the last few years [yahoo.com], it is amazing they stick with that same old tired plan!

Those damned whippersnappers probably never heard a tube amp. The music reproduction industry has been going downhill since the transistors.

Blah blah blah... tube amp ... pleasing harmonics ... blah blah. Hey Gramps! Did you ever worry that your ears may be going down hill that you think that tubes with their measurably less accurate response sound better than solid state? Just because you've hit your golden years doesn't mean you have golden ears.

The whole advantage to the Mac is that it's of a better quality, more stable, and has an Apple logo.

What the fuck does a logo have to do with being an advantage??

That's business, and it's why Dell is rich and you're a fuckass posting on a bbs.