Virginia Tech Supercomputer Up To 12.25 Teraflops 215
gonknet writes "According to CNET news and various other news outlets, the 1150-node Hokie supercomputer rebuilt with new 2.3 GHz Xserves now runs at 12.25 Teraflops. The computer, the fastest computer owned by an academic institution, should still be in the top 5 when the new rankings come out in November."
hrm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Density (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory: (Score:2, Funny)
and yet... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So compare it to...... (Score:3, Funny)
Bang for the buck would make the Apple system better.
Sure, but what would you rather say: "I just bought an Apple computer" or "I just bought a Cray computer"?
12.25 Teraflops ... (Score:0, Funny)
*SCNR*
Re:Density (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, the Earth Sumulator wasn't built (just) to run linpack.
I think most super computers weren't built just to run benchmark tests.
Well, at least I hope.
Thank you VT (Score:5, Funny)
Not disease solving, not genetic mapping, not calculating weather patterns.
No, what they're going to do is remaster the Original Star Wars series, right from the laser disc versions!!!!
Imagine, a digitallly remastered bar scene where Han shoots first!!@$!@#!one!@
Re:hrm (Score:2, Funny)
much the same as a baby (Score:3, Funny)
Researcher: "Go to your machine room! And no Command and Conquer until you do your homework!"
Joshua:"Oh yeah? Would you LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?"
Re:hrm (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah. I've been waiting for years for those dumbasses to make a computer that can outperform my ability to perform 100 trillion double precision floating point operations a second flawlessly.
Re:hrm (Score:5, Funny)
Hm.. with this much compute power.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hrm (Score:1, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new Beowulf overlord...
Hey, wait a minute; that is actually funny! Is that allowed?
Rankings (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, ranked higher than the Virginia Tech football team this year.
Theoretically Speaking (Score:2, Funny)
"Everything works in theory, but not pratice."
In theory, anyway.
Re:Wow! (Score:3, Funny)
In Soviet Russia, Beowulf cluster jokes are sick of you.
Re:hrm (Score:3, Funny)
Of course not. How are the philosophers going to get booked on talk shows?
this is ground-breaking (Score:3, Funny)
I'm a robotic software researcher, so this notion really affects me.
This post deserves its own slashdot article all to itself. Not only has an AI-driven robot posted on slashdot, but apparently someone has designed the robot to research software. So it would make sense that the robot would be reading slashdot. I think the editors should set up an interview with this AI drone known as SnowZero.
Re:hrm (Score:3, Funny)
As a professional philosopher, let me ask what talk shows these are that you are watching. Also, what are the phone numbers of their producers?
That's all nice and all... (Score:2, Funny)