Steve Jobs Undergoes Cancer Surgery 413
Zycom writes "Reuters reports that doctors successfully removed a cancerous tumor from the pancreas of Apple CEO Steve Jobs. In an e-mail he sent out from his hospital bed after the surgery he explained the disease, saying, "I had a very rare form of pancreatic cancer called an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor, which represents about 1 percent of the total cases of pancreatic cancer diagnosed each year, and can be cured by surgical removal if diagnosed in time (mine was)." He will not need to have any chemotherapy or radiation therapy and has an excellent prognosis. While he is recuperating, Tim Cook, head of worldwide sales and operations, will run the company."
Alrighty then! (Score:5, Funny)
Cheers!
Erick
now watch Gates copy him (Score:2, Funny)
Virex 7.2 caught it. (Score:5, Funny)
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Congratulations, Steve jobs! Huzzah! LiveSTRONG!
Nothing like cancer... (Score:5, Funny)
Correction (Score:1, Funny)
If I were the surgeon... (Score:5, Funny)
RDF (Score:4, Funny)
Apple is Doomed! (Score:1, Funny)
I Wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
New Study shows (Score:3, Funny)
What!? (Score:5, Funny)
cancerous tumor? (Score:5, Funny)
They called it Microsoft.
Yeah, yeah, cancer isn't funny. But karma whoring overcomes all.
c'mon (Score:2, Funny)
Double-take (Score:5, Funny)
Am I the only one who read the word "run" as "ruin" on first read?
Seriously, folks (Score:5, Funny)
For all the whining, posing, Microsoft/Apple/Linux bashing we do; for all the work related stress we put up with and all the missed opportunities to spend time with loved ones; we only have a limited time on Earth.
The most important thing is....
And get well Steve. Take the time off to think about how great a colour iPod with bluetooth would be.
cheers,
Justin.
Oh, and one more thing... (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if his doctor had a dark enough sense of humor to say something like,
"Well, we got your test results back. Your liver is fine, your heart is great, and your pulmonary health is excellent.
Oh, and one more thing..."
Great to hear he'll be fine.
Well You Know What They Say.... (Score:5, Funny)
Get well soon steve
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:5, Funny)
Bill Gates will get cancer in about 10 years time.
He will then file a slew of patents, like he was
the first head of a major computing corporation
to ever have it.
All the Apple-ites will then point out that Steve
Jobs had cancer, 10 years before Bill Gates.
The more historical pedantic will then point out
that the head of Xerox had cancer back in the 70s.
Ah-ha! (Score:3, Funny)
Whaaa!! (Score:1, Funny)
STEVE is much more than a feeble that He is. STEVE is literally everything, and thus everything is STEVE. If STEVE were to be undone, so would all of creation.
Which ever doctor banished that satanic tumor deserves an annual day of celebration.
rumor sites (Score:5, Funny)
Thus dispelling rumors circulating for days (on MacOSRumors et al) that Steve was:
....and of course, various other unsubstantiated rumors not worth mentioning (everyone figured out the bionic legs were bogus right away).
Re:Steve is now a Type-1 Diabetic :-( (Score:0, Funny)
Jobs used the wrong hospital (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.ipodbattery.com/ [ipodbattery.com]
Re:What!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:3, Funny)
Or maybe The budget Athlon from a gamer's view [slashdot.org]????
Re:A link to his letter (Score:5, Funny)
PS: I'm sending this from my hospital bed using my 17-inch PowerBook and an Airport Express.
That's our Steve, always promoting his products!
Of course that doesn't mean they're not great, and he doesn't have every right to do so, because they is and he does. But somehow I had to laugh, perhaps at his resiliance more than anything else. Life goes on, right?
D
haha what? (Score:5, Funny)
dude's in the hospital and still manages a plug. bravo, mate.
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Jobs' Dirty Secret (Score:5, Funny)
Words Steve didn't want to hear as he went under. (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, he'll never get rid of Ballmer. (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:haha what? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:now watch Gates copy him (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A Wake Up Call? (Score:5, Funny)
Okay that makes sense. Here is my plan for every day of the rest of my life:
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
7am: wake up, eat an enormous breakfast
8am - midday: make funeral arrangements
afternoon: give away my cds, computer etc.
night: go look at the stars, or something
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:2, Funny)
Taking up a PayPal collection... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Alrighty then! (Score:3, Funny)
Poor Tim (Score:4, Funny)
I certainly hope there is not a single slip-up when Steve is gone, otherwise Tim is out the door in September.
Re:I like Apple products (Score:2, Funny)
Rumors (Score:5, Funny)
Best wishes for luck and a speedy recovery.
Something to Pass the Time (Score:2, Funny)
Here are a few things to help you pass the time (yes, we know you read Slashdot).
You are for all intents and purposes "on mandatory holiday", make the most of it.
We assume you have a Powerbook on your roll over table and some kind of mouse, so shoo everyone away and have 'em close the door.
First update your OS, go to
Hmmmm, to get started, let's smack some penguins.
http://henriluoma.net/pingu/
If anyone comes in, go here on a tab in Safari, CLICK! lalalala-I'm doing business.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8
OK, that's enough excitement, chill for a bit, this is a girl I used to know - made a few records back in the day, you might like it.
http://www.universalrecords.com/quicktime/edieb
OK, awake? Let's have some real fun, First, get a throw away email account.
http://mail.yahoo.com/?.intl=us
You know get a screen account name like "ByteMe!@yahoo.com"
Set?
So, ask yourself what have you wanted to say to some of these jokers on certain sites that you couldn't because, well, you haven't had the time?
Go crazy. the Hospitals IP number IS temporary, right?
(practice your maniacal laugh) It helps if you give the morphine drip a couple of sqeezes.
Take a break, more music.
http://corinnesmusic.com/
(yeah, I like her)
Back?
What to do, what to do
These guys are always fun:
http://www.appleturns.com/
Don't split a stitch Steve-o.
Alrighty then, since your're pretty much left to your own devices here, I think the Army still has that free shoot 'em up on their site:
http://www.americasarmy.com/
I know you got the hang of it, so I'll be wishing you the best, get well, you know we love you.
(Never mind the Bullocks
P.S. Ask for the ICE CREAM - they have it you know.