PowerBook Disassembly Guide 226
kwiens writes "We've been slaving away for months to create the FixIt Guide Series-- a set of Free-As-In-Beer step by step PowerBook disassembly instructions. Maybe waiting another 6-18 months for those PowerBook G5's will be easier if you fix your old PowerBook now (or just use the Guides as a starting point for that killer PowerBook case mod). Guides are up now for the PowerBook G3 Wallstreet, Lombard, Pismo and Titanium PowerBook G4 Mercury, Onyx, DVI."
Urm (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Warranty? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Saving money is great - fraud is not. (Score:3, Funny)
Pssst: the customer has along haired blonde.
Hey, it was the little blonde computer troll. He has gotten inside my computers too. He comes out when there's sunlight cause that's when i scurry away to hind.
Re:Saving money is great - fraud is not. (Score:1, Funny)
I *heart* users.
Re:Saving money is great - fraud is not. (Score:5, Funny)
I've heard and seen just about everything.
Student: "I didn't spill anything on my iBook"
Me: "Oh yeah? What's this sticky shit that smells like a Gin and tonic?"
Then again, the guys that work on the HP/Compaq's have it worse. They've had two or three laptops that have been pissed on. I suspect it has something to do with lower customer satisfaction.
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:0, Funny)
So, your ipod mini broke before the rest of us even saw them?
That being said, I have a powerbook, ipod and more apple stuff.
Re:You think this will get shut down? (Score:5, Funny)
or... (Score:5, Funny)
Taking it to extremes (Score:5, Funny)
#$F|||||||||||#@#$SSSDGF
instead of, say 'a'. So I find my girlfriend, who has an innocent look of concern on her face, and I ask her: did you download any strange software yesterday? No. Did you scan your floppy disk? Yes, no viruses. Did anything else weird happen while you were using my computer? No, nothing weird.
Hmmm... so after tapping away in frustration and checking the cables I decide there must be something loose inside the keyboard that is producing crazy input signals every time I press a key. I decide to check it out, so I go and get the trusty phillips head and go over to my computer. I pick up the keyboard, and as I turn it on its side, liquid starts pouring out. Lots of liquid... lots and lots of liquid... in fact, an entire cup of tea pours out all over the desk.
Using my Sherlock Holmes-like powers of deduction, followed by an appropriately Holmesian denoument in which I made my accusations, I discovered the following. She'd knocked her tea over with her hand, and it had fallen neatly and poured directly into the keyboard body. Then, realising how terrible her crime was (it was a nice keyboard), she quietly logged off using the mouse to select Start->Shut Down->Yes, quickly packed up her stuff, and weaseled away into the night without saying a word.
Things I discovered from this incident:
- keyboards are remarkably water-tight
- darjeeling tea with one sugar is very bad for circuit boards and contact-based switches like the ones inside a keyboard
- there is no limit to the optimism and weaseliness of people when they want to get out of trouble
- it will cost you more than the price of a new Logitech keyboard if you call your partner an evil keyboard murdering wench to her face
Re:Right... (Score:1, Funny)
FS Guy: Here you go Mr St Denis [hands tom a keyboard]
Tom: What the hell is this were is my laptop?
FS Guy: What do you mean laptop?
On The news later that night
A local man bludgeoned a Future shop employee to death today using a keyboard he was apparently yelling "Where is my laptop!" He was described as a heavy set man who left a lingering odor of cheese.
Re:Taking it to extremes (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not so touchy as to break up with someone over such a trivial thing. I just used the broken keyboard to beat her for a while, then drank myself to sleep.
A thought I had (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm glad this exists (Score:3, Funny)
With the replacement cost being out of my range, I've either got to live with it, fix it myself or find a good lawyer.
And you think hinges are expensive?
Where's the information on screws? (Score:5, Funny)
Needless to say, when you feel resistance on a screw and you're not quite sure where it goes, don't keep screwing it in. That goes for laptops and women.
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Free as in beer (Score:3, Funny)
The reassembly guide is where they make their profit.
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NOOOOO!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
How about reassembly? (Score:2, Funny)
Anyone can take something apart. Putting it back together is usually the tough part.