Microsoft's Mac Business Unit 460
An anonymous reader writes "Today's Seattle Post-Intelligencer has an interesting piece on the folks who work at the Mac Business Unit for Microsoft."
Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.
Wow (Score:1, Funny)
wow (Score:5, Funny)
amazing (Score:2, Funny)
that guy definitely does not read
well, maybe he does now
analogy (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft's muscular Herculean right arm has no idea what its tiny, flubbering nub of a left hand is doing.
Now imagining this congealing beast of a company with the head of Steve Ballmer gives me an interesting image. Kind of like the Trapper Keeper blob from South Park.
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
So its like... (Score:4, Funny)
Mac Business? (Score:2, Funny)
Nooo!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:amazing (not really) (Score:5, Funny)
well, maybe he does now
The guy's a Mac user...he can get another girlfriend
Re:analogy (Score:2, Funny)
Now imagining this congealing beast of a company with the head of Steve Ballmer gives me an interesting image. Kind of like the Trapper Keeper blob from South Park.
Actually I think he would look more like this guy. [homestarrunner.com]
Re:Office for Mac (Score:5, Funny)
Back in my day real time spell-checking was your cousin sitting next to you with a Speak 'n' Spell, keeping pace at 35 WPM!
is that an Oxymoron or is that Irony... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Of course they use Macs!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
No Wonder They Were Worried About Location (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Scary quote - This ain't about macs. (Score:3, Funny)
What does he show up with nest time I see him. Exactly what I told him *NOT* to get.
This guy was clueless about the subject, and chose to ignore my advice - from someone who has made a living as a musician, built and repaired guitars, and played everything under the sun (at the store, of course).
I didn't say anything. I made a mental note to never waste my time again.
As far as the girly, good riddance. If she can't see why a Mac is better, when she's had every opportunity (the guy's behind one of the best selling mac software titles, for Bill's sake - I'm sure he has a nice one at home), then the hell with her.
I think it says something when someone asks for advice from someone who actually gives a rat's ass beyond some commission or reward *and* is well versed in the subject (a rare thing these days), and goes ahead and ignores it.
I think this statement is fine. Life is too short to waste your time, especially when it's about chicks.
Is she going to ignore advice from her doctor to stop screwing Haitian man-whores? Not listen to her investment manager when he says, 'That Nigerian email is a scam'? How about the recommendation of her video store clerk that 'Caligula' is not a movie to bring over to her niece's slumber party?
I mean, it's questionable at this point.
Change the PC to something you care and are knowlegeable about and see if that little voice in your head says, "Hey, she ignored your advice! MARRY HER!" or if it says, "Hey, she ignored your advice! That chick at the coffe shop was looking at you..."
I'll let you ponder that one.
Microsoft's Linux Business Unit (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, wait. That's because the Microsoft Linux Business Unit has no programmers - just a legal staff, and they are outsourced to some company based in Utah.