Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark 881
Jerrry writes "CNET News reports The Open Group is suing Apple over unlicensed use of the Unix trademark, after Apple used the term in conjunction with its Mac OS X marketing. Apple, meanwhile, is countersuing to have the Unix trademark declared invalid because the term has become generic."
In other News... (Score:5, Funny)
"Apple" is pretty damn generic term... get off soapbox!
Davak
Next on /. (Score:5, Funny)
Followed by:
SCO sues Mr. Sketch for using the term 'Unix' in a public discussion forum without their prior permissions.
I think i'll side with Apple (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:3, Funny)
But it would severely hurt the GNU movement. ["it's not unix? Why isn't it unix? Does that mean it isn't free software?"]
KB (Score:5, Funny)
Hoping the lawyers involved choke on their hot air (Score:5, Funny)
"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:3, Funny)
You get everything, Unix and Not-Unix all rolled together
Re:In other News... (Score:1, Funny)
SCO wouldn't like that (Score:5, Funny)
a toilet papaer brand called SCO with no trademark problems.
Actually, that's reserved for Authentic SCO Stock(TM)
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:5, Funny)
I think I need an ibuprofen now!
Noonix? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Go Apple! (Score:3, Funny)
Jason
ProfQuotes [profquotes.com]
unix is generic! (Score:5, Funny)
Apple has a rock solid case, the Opengroup can go Unix themselves
Jurassic Park (Score:4, Funny)
Did Crichton and Spielberg pay a license for that?
Lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I'm suing Apple, Open, SCO, IBM, all you lot, and cowboy neal's mama. Hell, I'm suing my mom too, she uses computers, I betcha she's up to no good.
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:5, Funny)
It's easy to talk about UNIX® ** without being sued. Just follow a few simple guidlines, and you can put UNIX® in your posts all day long. Let's try the original post with lawsuit-resistant terminology:
** UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group in the United States and other countries.
Re:Unix looks generic to me (Score:4, Funny)
Be quiet or I shall be forced to say Unix to you a second time!
Re:Wow silly! (Score:3, Funny)
In accordance with the notice requirements of 67
As a result of the AC's gross neglect, on 12 June 2003, while reading slashdot, I sustained substantial personal psychological injuries and mental damage, the particulars of which will be set forth in a Statement Claim.
Kindly learn to type before others are hurt.
Sincerely,
Me
Re:You just have to laugh (Score:1, Funny)
Next week: BSD gets amnesia and merges with its half-sibling Linux spawning two twin OSs, one of whom is prophesied to take over the world...one is evil, the other good...but who can tell the difference?
Like epoch seconds through NTP server, so are the Days of our Lives...
(For all who are confused right now, soap operas are these television programs aimed at housewives who stay home all day. They typically involve plot lines that are horribly far-fetched, filled with sex and exotic diseases...an odd combination, but I digress...and always end with some unanswered question)
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:3, Funny)
Now wait, if "all things in the universe are now a part of Unix" does that make it the Unixverse?
Keep in mind though, that this new freeness does not affect the price.
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:4, Funny)
Generic? Golly, won't SCO be pleased! (-: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jurassic Park (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New slogan (Score:3, Funny)
"Think Sued..."
This is to replace the existing 'Think Pseud'?
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:4, Funny)
No, that would actually be fraud. Even without the trademark status.
Re:UNIX: What's the first thing that comes to mind (Score:1, Funny)
# rm -rf
among other misadventures that you just can't have on windows.
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:3, Funny)
Wednesday is (Score:4, Funny)
Monday is patch your windows server day
Tuesday is patch your Linux box day
Wednesday is file a Unix lawsuit day?
Re:Generic? Golly, won't SCO be pleased! (-: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:5, Funny)
If and when apple wins, GNU will stand for "GNU's Now Unix".
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:5, Funny)
(GNU/Unix) = ((Gnu's)(Not)(Unix))/(Unix) = (Gnu's Not) = GN. WTF is a GN?
Re:Generic? Golly, won't SCO be pleased! (-: (Score:2, Funny)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Novell owns it.
Right?
[Scratches head some more.]
Oh please don't (Score:4, Funny)
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:4, Funny)
Young Nerd: What is UNIX?
Old Nerd: Unfortunately, no one can be told what UNIX is... They have to see it for themselves.
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:2, Funny)
Something that gets ESR a little too excited.
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:2, Funny)
They forgot to read old Usenet postings.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:2, Funny)
You mean the lawyer weighs the same as a duck? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Generic? Golly, won't SCO be pleased! (-: (Score:1, Funny)
I KNEW I'd heard this before... (Score:4, Funny)
Alice could only look puzzled: she was thinking of the pudding.
`You are sad,' the Knight said in an anxious tone: `let me sing you a song to comfort you.'
`Is it very long?' Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day.
`It's long,' said the Knight, `but it's very, very beautiful. Everybody that hears me sing it -- either it brings the tears into their eyes, or else --'
`Or else what?' said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
`Or else it doesn't, you know. The name of the song is called "Haddocks' Eyes".'
`Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.
`No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed. `That's what the name is called. The name really is "The Aged Aged Man".'
`Then I ought to have said "That's what the song is called"?' Alice corrected herself.
`No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The song is called "Ways and Means": but that's only what it's called, you know!'
`Well, what is the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.
`I was coming to that,' the Knight said. `The song really is "A-sitting On a Gate": and the tune's my own invention.'
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:2, Funny)
2. Register Patent for One Click® UNIX®
3. Profit
* One Click is parented technology by Amazon.com Inc
** UNIX is a registered trademark...yada yada yada
I know why they are suing!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it (Score:3, Funny)
You'll now have GNU (GNU's not Unix) and GOAT (GNU, on alternate Tuesdays).
O'Reilly should be pleased.
Re:Go, go, Apple, go! (Score:4, Funny)