Al Gore Joins Apple's Board Of Directors 944
zzxc writes "News.com.com reports that Al Gore has been chosen to be on Apple's board of directors. Apple has a press release with more information. According to the press release, 'Al brings an incredible wealth of knowledge and wisdom to Apple from having helped run the largest organization in the world--the United States government' and 'He has remained an active leader in technology--launching a public/private effort to wire every classroom and library in America to the Internet.' The inventor of the internet should be a valuable asset to Apple."
Internet inventor gets first tech job (Score:5, Funny)
trolls (Score:1, Funny)
Inventions (Score:5, Funny)
Gore invents AppleTalk
Gore invents candy-colored computer
Gore invents small music player
Gore invents fast new web browser
Gore invents XUL (Hyatt mysteriously fired)
Gore invents new GUI for BSD
Re:Internet inventor gets first tech job (Score:5, Funny)
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Makes sense... for Gore (Score:1, Funny)
vote different.
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Not Crazy Eddie? (Score:4, Funny)
That way Apple would be insanely great at insane prices.
oh oh (Score:5, Funny)
You are hearing me talk (Score:1, Funny)
You've got to count all the votes (Score:1, Funny)
In a shocking development on Slashdot today... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Insert Internet Inventor Joke Here (Score:5, Funny)
What? Another job? (Score:4, Funny)
I'll just go back to my TPS reports...
Re:correction (Score:3, Funny)
You need a better argument. After all, Dan Quayle was vice president, too!
Keeping a beat (Score:5, Funny)
ChicagoFan
Re:Internet inventor gets first tech job (Score:4, Funny)
[/joke, nevermind]
Re:Inventions (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I have to go hear him lecture next week (Score:4, Funny)
Ask him whether he prefers vi or emacs
Re:Politics (Score:5, Funny)
If by "flunked out of college" you meant "graduated cum laude from Harvard (1969), then from Vanderbilt Divinity School (1972), then from Vanderbilt Law School (1976)," you're absolutely right.
Spot the trend (Score:3, Funny)
I think I'll vote the Cowboy Neal option myself.
MIT's prank at Gore's Commencement Speech (Score:2, Funny)
But in a surprise decision... (Score:5, Funny)
But later, in a surprise decision, the Supreme Court threw out the posting, and placed George W. Bush on the Apple board instead.
Upon hearing of the stunning turn-around, Gore refused to leave the Apple board room, clinging fiercely to the furniture and sometimes hiding under the board room table.
After seven hours, Apple security guards were finally able to remove Gore from the premises and send him on his way.
Gore was visibly shaken after the defeat and called it "a dark day for America," citing the line of environmentally-friendly computers he had hoped to encourage Apple to produce by a wave of his majestic hand. "I took the initiative in creating the Internet," said Gore, "and look what has become of it. Without someone to call new environmentally-friendly computers into existence by detached fiat, what will become of the American worker?"
Sources said Gore had returned home to begin regrowing his beard through a long, arduous process of sitting on the living room sofa for weeks on end and subsisting on a diet of Cheetos.
if he is such a loser.... (Score:5, Funny)
Can you feel the universe bending to fit your perceptions? Oooooh, i can.
A mysterious, robotic voice. (Score:5, Funny)
It suddenly makes sense, now.
If you need me, I'll be parked under the Sun Sphere.
More Details (Score:3, Funny)
Mr. Gore was quoted as saying "Damn it, not again!"
Seems like a perfect match ... (Score:5, Funny)
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HA HA HA HA HA, +5 Funny! (Score:3, Funny)
You were joking right?
So you're going to boycott any company with assholes on their boards of directors, are ya?
Better start doing some serious investigating, since 99% of the big-boys in this country are gonna have someone that someone somewhere hates on their boards. Looks like you're gonna have a tough time buying anything in this country, and that includes sleeping, eating, hell, even wiping your ass after you crap.
Best of luck to you.
Re:oh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Still, I can just imagine Gore in a switch ad.
"I used to work with a PC. Then I lost the election all because of a screw up with ballot countings. The vote counting computer in florida was running windows, and it crashed, and thus I lost. That's when I switched to mac, and I've been a happy man ever since."
"My name is Al Gore, and I AM president."
Re:Gore didn't claim that (Score:2, Funny)
Well, ignorance OR perhaps that they have sense of freakin humor.
Re:Is anybody else weirded out by this? (Score:3, Funny)
Don't you see?
Apple has always had a vision of a better world, but Steve was always too 'out there' to lead it. Now they have a leader, and they can start a new government of the world. In this new country (which as yet only has territory in the hearts of the faithful) everything works the way it ought to, peace and communication are the order of the day, republicanism is outlawed, and the new G5 clocks up to 28.6 GHz. California (with the exception of Orange County) will immediately secede from the Union and join the new government of the world. Others will follow. The most brilliant part of the plan is this, and it's clear that Apple has been setting this up for two decades now: In 6 months to three years, Microsoft will offer a markedly similar (although slightly inferior) government and the rest of the world will adopt it.
Peace and harmony reign!!!
Finally, it all makes sense.
Scott
If true then (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is this the same Al Gore that sold us out? (Score:2, Funny)
Well, they are designed to be easy to use. "Apatche web serva?! Can I c'ntrol our choppers from this?"