Zarf in Mac OS X Land 414
baruz writes "Andrew Plotkin (aka Zarf), award-winning interactive fiction author and Mac and Unix programmer, has not-so-recently posted a secret diary of his experiences installing and using Mac oh ess ex."
Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem in relation to a bigger problem. -- P.D. Ouspensky
Emacs (Score:5, Funny)
Man, I'd love to travel back in time five years and tell a bunch of Mac advocates that within five years, Emacs will come pre-loaded on a Mac.
Summarization (Score:5, Funny)
Hates Dock.
Doesn't get why you wouldn't want to have root access always on.
Doesn't like font handling.
Has strange habit of referring to Apple computer engineers and UI designers as 'Steve'
Re:OS "Ex" or OS "Ten"? (Score:3, Funny)
The correct pronunciation is: Mac OH YES! SEX!
(Saw that in Dr.Dobbs I think)
Re:Summarization (Score:3, Funny)
now, here's my (o-ess-ex user's) article-o-meter:
'stupid diary! - 57'
'good point! - 3'
It made me laugh... (Score:5, Funny)
RARRR! No like OSX! Icons EVERYWHERE! Stupid Steve! HULK SMASH!
Boot partition? (Score:2, Funny)
I guess he's talking about the 1024 cylinder limit on older BIOSes, which crippled earlier versions of LILO, so the kernel image had to be on a partition within the first 1024 cylinders (usually 512 MB) of the hard disk.
But I thought that was an x86 platform specific issue. What kind of bootloader do the Macs use?
Usability Woes (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe it's Zarf, maybe it's me, I can relate to the metaphor but I swear it was easier for me. On both accounts.
Re:Emacs (Score:2, Funny)
Dancin Santa
Re:Emacs (Score:4, Funny)
And you want me to pay for this? (Score:4, Funny)
If you don't do better, I won't subscribe and tweak my Squid+SquidGuard config to ignore big ads Slashdot on my OS X box.
So there! Plus I haven't gotten a wedding invitation, yet!
Re:This should be obvious... OT (Score:5, Funny)
A few years back, a non-tech co-worker asked if it was fair for a local computer shop to charge her $65 to fix problem. $65 is a bit much for a 30 minute fix I my mind, so I asked her what the problem was. She said that the shop owner told her it was just aother "Windows I.D. Ten T" error. Needless to say after I agreed it was a fair price and that she wasn't being ripped off, I about fell out of my chair laughing.
I.D. Ten T = id10t
Re:Emacs (Score:2, Funny)
Andrew Plotkin bad! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Delete user (Score:2, Funny)
On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know why my friend Steve Hortname who sometimes uses my machine lost all his stuff? They guy had some great mp3's in his home directory...
Re:One reason why he has problems... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm picturing someone named Inez creating an Irix clone...
Re:And you want me to pay for this? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't send in your info (Score:3, Funny)
Ummm.... just about dumb enough to buy Windows XP. Oh wait- that's a "feature," never mind.
:)
Re:Emacs (Score:2, Funny)
...when what you really need is a shovel