Dual 1Ghz G4 PowerMac With Extra Yummy 875
A huge number of readers submitted the new
Dual Ghz Power Mac that
Apple has announced. Includes a Geforce 4 and assorted other bells and
whistles that will ring and blow for the Mac Junkie. They start
at $3k and seriously make me want a Mac.
huh? (Score:1, Funny)
It needs more features! (Score:5, Funny)
Where are the crazy features? How about four little feet that walk around to amuse the user? Or a spout that collects humidity to make a wicked glass of iced tea every few hours?
My DP G4 800 (Score:1, Funny)
[tear runs down cheek, falls to floor]
blakespot
help save taco! (Score:5, Funny)
My friend started saying things like this after he got a girlfriend too. We had to set up an intervention session. I propose we do the same before Taco starts posting reviews of "A Walk to Remember".
"Faster-than-light processor speed?" (Score:5, Funny)
It says, and I am not making this up, "In the 933MHz and dual 1GHz Power Mac G4 models, faster-than-light processor speed gets an additional boost with [now here comes the technical stuff--DPBS] advanced cache memory architecture that provides ultrafast, dedicated memory with massively enhanced throughput."
You know, as opposed to lesser machines that have only fast, dedicated memory with enchanced throughput.
But, wait, there's more... in this remarkable machine, "Accessing data from main memory is significantly faster than accessing data from the hard drive..."
300 percent faster?! (Score:1, Funny)
Hmm.
So will it play all my DIVX movies 3 times faster???
Is it sounds a little stupid?
Re:Moore's Law in effect? (Score:5, Funny)
I've heard it said many times, and I'll repeat it myself: the computer you want always costs $3,000.
(I've heard another version that names a cost of $5,000. I guess that guy's computer is just a little more than I really want.)
Editted Summary ... (Score:5, Funny)
For those in a hurry, here is the editted summary ...
A quantum ... revolutionary ... and ... Mac ... floating ... fearsomely fast ... through the ... barrier ... runs ... and crunches ... Pentium 4-based ... super models.
Off the charts, with hot ... fluid motion and ... phenomenal ... overdrive ...snap ... three brilliant ... creative professionals.
Faster-than-light ... ultrafast ... massively enhanced throughput ... significantly faster... even faster ... boosting ... for shooting large ... Keyboard features.
What more do you need to know?
Cheers,
Toby Haynes
Re:It needs more features! (Score:5, Funny)
I just picked one up at the local Apple store. When I got it hope, it jumped out of the box, handed me a card, and ran around my neighborhood. The card said, "I have been trained to gather fruit for you."
*munch, munch* Quite possibly the world's finest dog^H^H^Hcomputer.
60 Posts... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm disappointed.
I'd give up my porn collection for that thing... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"Faster-than-light processor speed?" (Score:5, Funny)
"With a quantum increase in processing power
As we all remember from our Introduction to Modern Physics courses, a "quantum" is the SMALLEST increment allowed by nature. Not really something to write home about.
If you wish to allude to the largest physical structures, the proper adjective is "cosmic". Perhaps that sounded just a little too groovy - even for Apple.
Re:"Faster-than-light processor speed?" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Macs are comming back (sort of) (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm, this must be that "choice" thing that Wintel people are always bragging about having.
~Philly
wormy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where's the audience? (Score:2, Funny)